how to deal with a nosy fuck. .. >years streaming down my face that is quite a poetic typo. how to deal with a nosy fuck >years streaming down my face that is quite poetic typo
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - skybluetroll
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(07/23/2014) [-]
>years streaming down my face

that is quite a poetic typo.
#49 to #6 - kenankeeler
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Anyone? No?
User avatar #50 to #49 - kenankeeler
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(07/23/2014) [-]
are ya reelin in the yeeaaarrrss
#29 to #6 - grandlordchicken
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(07/23/2014) [-]
#1 - farendin
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(07/22/2014) [-]
cant help but notice ur carrier
#8 to #1 - anon id: 24bca2d2
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Yeah but the battery is at 69%
User avatar #44 to #8 - hattheifbatman
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(07/23/2014) [-]
From 65 to 69
User avatar #48 to #44 - Lolzster
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a vintage flick.
#2 to #1 - joshlol [OP]
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(07/22/2014) [-]
#3 to #2 - anon id: 0091161d
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(07/23/2014) [-]
It's alright, you still have a chance to become a wizard.
#4 - burgonyasalata
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(07/23/2014) [-]
I'm thrown off by the times at which each message is sent
I'm thrown off by the times at which each message is sent
User avatar #5 to #4 - killingalice
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(07/23/2014) [-]
The battery went up too. I'm guessing he screenshot the rest of it then realized later he should probably take a picture of what started the conversation.
#31 - Byte
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(07/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - blesstheinternet
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(07/23/2014) [-]
XD ahaaaaaaaaaaaaa good job
User avatar #38 to #32 - antiponiesuser
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(07/23/2014) [-]
XD? just how old are you?
User avatar #51 to #38 - blesstheinternet
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(07/23/2014) [-]
mom gave birth just the other night.
User avatar #52 to #51 - antiponiesuser
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(07/23/2014) [-]
yes the fact still stands that only kids use XD nowadays. On this website, we use reaction pics and memes like the grown up men we are.

So man up or go to tumblr you faggot.
User avatar #53 to #52 - blesstheinternet
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(07/24/2014) [-]
ohhh, on FJ we post pictures of dickbutt and harry potter sex jokes, cuz that's what proper, adult, mature men do.

i'm 17, so sure i'm a 'kid,' but i'm also competent enough to tell you to **** off, i can do what i want. not gonna change my habits cuz some swine calls me a faggot.
User avatar #54 to #53 - antiponiesuser
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(07/24/2014) [-]
lol XD huehuehue

you compare dickbutt and harry potter sex jokes with XD?

dude, seriously. Its not about age, its about how you act. Next time instead of babe u will say bb, or wtv. instead of whatever. Some things we can make shorter, like IRL or IMO, but never normal phrases, and above all we dont use XD .

this is not whatsapp

all this is coming from a random swine, but also a dude how got more accounts banned than you can ever imagine.
User avatar #55 to #54 - blesstheinternet
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(07/25/2014) [-]
yeah, i act immature in real life too because it's more fun and enjoyable. i don't contract in real life and in my opinion, even though they are normal phrases, surprisingly, but i don't care if other people use it because it's not really my business, i don't try to restrict other's freedoms just because i don't like it. it's not like it's pedophelia, it's just the internet.

and the hell is whatsapp?
User avatar #56 to #55 - antiponiesuser
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(07/25/2014) [-]
>''and the hell is whatsapp?''

...Really dude? Really? From which country are you from?

also, i no longer give any ***** of how you act.
User avatar #58 to #56 - blesstheinternet
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(07/25/2014) [-]
i don't really use smartphones.
User avatar #57 to #56 - blesstheinternet
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(07/25/2014) [-]
canada.

oh it's a phone messenger, okay.
User avatar #59 to #57 - antiponiesuser
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(07/25/2014) [-]
yusssss

also, its the most popular phone messenger worldwide, bought by facebook some 2 months ago bcuz 1.4 billion dollars, so its hard no to know of it.
User avatar #60 to #59 - blesstheinternet
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(07/26/2014) [-]
i see.
User avatar #12 - TwiztidNinja
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(07/23/2014) [-]
wtf is this crap?
tldnr "durr dis guy lookin at me we gun kill em ay"
User avatar #34 to #12 - MRfunnyFACE
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(07/23/2014) [-]
should be ashamed to have such a dark shade of purple
User avatar #26 to #12 - acoustic
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(07/23/2014) [-]
I think you have been beaten to many times with a baseball bat..
User avatar #30 to #26 - brutusantony
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(07/23/2014) [-]
or not enough
User avatar #13 to #12 - themastertroller
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(07/23/2014) [-]
are you retarded? it's so the nosy guy reading over the shoulder sees the messages, gets scared and moves away.
#16 - hudge
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Mazda wasn't making the 2 in 2006. That model line started in 2008.

User avatar #18 - hashtronaut
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(07/23/2014) [-]
*files under s for **** that never happened*
User avatar #20 to #18 - alphavsomega
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(07/23/2014) [-]
****.
You.
People.

Seriously it's a joke who said it actually had to happen?
IT'S MADE TO BE FUNNY NOT REAL U SHIET
User avatar #21 to #20 - hashtronaut
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Well then file it under s for ****** joke
User avatar #22 to #21 - alphavsomega
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(07/23/2014) [-]
yeah okay do that.
User avatar #19 - megusters
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Nosy **** reads over your messages, wat do fj?
User avatar #23 to #19 - demd
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Stare at him and ask if he likes stories
User avatar #24 to #23 - demd
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(07/23/2014) [-]
while twisting my nipples
#25 to #24 - ludislavonac
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Like this?
#47 to #19 - WtfStrawberries
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Easy. I start loading all of the tranny sex gifs on my phone, that should do it.
User avatar #36 to #19 - clavatninenine
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Look directly at them and start to loudly quote Shakespeare.
User avatar #43 to #19 - joshthepoet
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(07/23/2014) [-]
First, you stare at him right in the eye. Not a normal stare, but a creepy, wide-eyed, open mouth stare. Then you start breathing very loudly, as if you were trying to imitate Darth Vader. Then, you let out a deep, bellowing howl, like a wolf who might have just taken the best **** ever. Then you masturbate furiously while keeping eye contact the whole time. If he's still looking at you once you cream, you throw the jizz in his face, and cackle like the Joker and a hyena just walked into a bar together.
User avatar #10 - meanberry
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Who would be scared of someone stupid enough to plan a murder with a smartphone. Just saying, still liked the content though.
#28 to #10 - nthmetal
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(07/23/2014) [-]
most murders are stupid
User avatar #9 - ljxjlos
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(07/23/2014) [-]
And then he left the bus with a "See ya" to the guy who tried to read.
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