how to be lazy. . USED TO HAVE A CUP ON. CUP LIGHT IN MY ROOM. I HATED SO I JUST MADE AN AUDIO RECORDING OF ME [Iif. l' l' ' AND MAPPED IT TO ONE OF THE PROGRAM Lazy bastard

how to be lazy

USED TO HAVE A
CUP ON. CUP LIGHT
IN MY ROOM. I HATED
SO I JUST MADE AN AUDIO
RECORDING OF ME [Iif. l' l' '
AND MAPPED IT TO ONE
OF THE PROGRAMMABLE KEYS
ON MY KEYBOARD."
ill ONCE WATCHED 2 HOURS OF
ANTIONE ROADSHOW BECAUSE
THE CAT BUMPED UP IN FRONT
OF MY TV SENSOR AS I WAS
******* THROUGH CHANNELS
AND FELL ASLEEP."
I ALWAYS HEAT THINGS IN THE
MICROWAVE FOR I: II OR 2: 22
BECAUSE m M LAZY
Til MOVE MY FINGERS Til THE
BEFORE I HIT START."
SHOT -lla NERF DARTS AT MY
LIGHT SWITCH. FROM BED. MISSED
ALL OF THEM Mil SEPT
WITH THE LIGHTS M."
I CALLED THE RESTAURANT I WAS AT Til SEND
THE WALTER BACK TO MY TABLE"
l DOWNLOADERS MOVE WEIRD or GONG FIND THE DVD Fl
DROVE Til CLASS. ESCALATORS
UP TO THIRD FLOOR CLASSROOM
WERE BROKEN. WENT HOME."
WASHED BED SHEETS. DIDN' T
NT THE SHEETS ON 2
MONTHS LATER."
A BUDDY OF MINE
WAS LAYING IN BED ONE MORNING.
PICKED HIS NOSE Mil
Mil till WHERE TO PUT IT
SO IE PUT IT BACK IN MI NYSE."
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#2 - samous (03/13/2014) [+] (10 replies)
the main reason why I'm skinny is I get so lazy to move my ass to the kitchen and eat   
   
I'm so lazy that I'd sleep wile listening to music then moving my arms to turn it off
the main reason why I'm skinny is I get so lazy to move my ass to the kitchen and eat

I'm so lazy that I'd sleep wile listening to music then moving my arms to turn it off

#8 - gisuar (03/13/2014) [+] (9 replies)
that nose one holy **** that's not lazy that's just ******* insane i couldn't stand the feeling of having it still stuck in my nose
#21 - burdenedsoul (03/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
hfw he sees something really funny   
   
 talking about the clap on/off lights guy
hfw he sees something really funny

talking about the clap on/off lights guy
#71 - thelastelephant ONLINE (03/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I had a clapper light once. The lights in my room would come on every time I started jacking off.
I had a clapper light once. The lights in my room would come on every time I started jacking off.
User avatar #10 - wiredguy ONLINE (03/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
friend of mine once accidentally turned his computer off and nobody saw him online for 2 months
#48 - onanu (03/13/2014) [-]
This is best lazy
User avatar #14 - carthos (03/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I once took the wrong train, but instead of going off at the next stop i stayed for 4 hourss 'till it came back to the first station
#15 to #14 - nsfwlolzor (03/13/2014) [-]
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#26 - sienimies (03/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
It's ridiculous when you can relate to these.

Some time ago my Guitar pro5 started glitching, so i decided to reinstall it. I own a completely legit CD of it, but no way in hell i was gonna stand up to get it from the highest shelf, so i simply pirated it.
#80 - toolazytobcreative (03/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Decide do make a funnyjunk account, have to pick a username.....
User avatar #12 - bullbrigade ONLINE (03/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Genuinely laughed at the booger one
#7 - Jizzy (03/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was trying to think of an original and funny comment but I just started at the screen blank.
I was trying to think of an original and funny comment but I just started at the screen blank.
#35 - pappathethird (03/13/2014) [-]
my whole life in one gif
my whole life in one gif
#58 - donglewotsit (03/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I USED TO HAVE A
CLAP ON CLAP OFF LIGHT
IN MY ROOM. I HATED CLAPPING
SO I JUST MADE AN AUDIO
RECORDING OF ME CLAPPING
AND MAPPED IT TO ONE
OF THE PROGRAMMABLE KEYS
ON MY KEYBOARD."

Essentially creating some sort of switch, that you can turn a light on and off with. What a bizarre concept.

Also if you wanna talk lazy, I copied the original text from lightbulb and edited it...
User avatar #93 - agreatusername (03/14/2014) [-]
"Quote generator website? ****** , you just put quotation marks around everything and there it is! A ******* quote!"
-Cleopatra
#29 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#166 - snakefire (03/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Consider the following.

Lazy = Efficient
#171 to #166 - edgeworthy (03/14/2014) [-]
>implying driving to school and then drive back home is efficient.
>implying driving to school and then drive back home is efficient.
User avatar #98 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/14/2014) [+] (15 replies)
There needs to be an invention where there's a vacuum-like tube that's connected to a toilet that you can pee into without having to get out of bed.
User avatar #109 to #106 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/14/2014) [-]
No.
Dick goes in tube.
Tube goes to toilet.
No pain.
Only sweet, salty release.
User avatar #37 - phoenix grinder (03/13/2014) [-]
totally using the restaurant one next time it comes up

then never going back to that restaurant
User avatar #33 - damnfaithlessdogs (03/13/2014) [-]
Holy **** you guys are lazy
#6 - beerwench (03/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I admit it, I do the 1:11 2:22 thing.
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