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Rally driver admits he has no idea what cabdriver is talking
about
Tep British rally driver, Mark Fischer,
taday found himself at the centre tof a
storm tof cen traverse after confessing that
he had abseil tely no idea what his leng-
term cabdriver, Gethin Davis, was talking
abaut during races.
It had been assumed that cabdrivers were
reading 'pace States', a series
in stra cti ens describing haw negate ate
the read layout ahead, but Fischer claims
the net's are ‘teal nonsense’ and that
he has simply been humouring his co-
driver all these years. ‘It' s just gibberish,'
he said. Tut the regulations say that
there must be twe peeple in the car at all times during the race, and Gethin was a geed mate so I
always just teek him alang fer the ride.'
Davis is reported ta. be furious at Fischer' s statement and maintains that they were equal partners in
the team, but Fisher has been quick dismiss this.
Oh, cemo ton,' he said. 'l mean, '50 and stop bright half minus maybe and
absolute crest 5001 What the hell am I supposed to make ? that when I' m fiat wt ever a jump
sideways at ?'
This is net the first time Fischer has courted contreversy ever the rele tof cabdrivers. In 2009, after
finding himself with aut a cabdriver fer the Rally in Finland, he kidnapped a homeless man and
ferce my strapped him inte the passenger seat ensure that the rule was
complied with. The stunt anly came ta light when inboard feelage taken during the race revealed that
rather than reading the 'pace notes', the Finnish cabdriver was in fact screaming the wards Th shit!‘
ever and ever again, occasionally interspersed with ether phrases including, 'Watch tout fer that heme’
and ‘Slew down, you mad bastard'.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - brainstormer
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oh god i love this
oh god i love this
#65 to #2 - dross
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"Slow down, you mad bastard..."
"Slow down, you mad bastard..."
#3 - mankey
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Anyone got the clip of the rally where the driver carried on while his co-driver was under the bonnet manually working the water pump?
Anyone got the clip of the rally where the driver carried on while his co-driver was under the bonnet manually working the water pump?
User avatar #5 to #3 - blueboysixnine
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What the **** was he doing with the water pump while the engine was running?
User avatar #6 to #5 - mankey
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I think the pump failed, so he had to manually pump it. If you watch Top Gear, there was an episode when Hammond had to do a similar thing to keep his alfa working.

www.topgear.com/uk/videos/alfa-challenge-2 .... Jump to 2:00.
User avatar #7 to #6 - blueboysixnine
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(04/17/2014) [-]
god that was a good episode
#48 to #3 - whathappenedtofj
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Having the navigator repair the car or try to temporarily was common throughout the 70s and early 80s, even on the national stage. Footage still cracks me up haha.

-Pic obviously recent but a lovely Mk1
#50 to #48 - mankey
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Exactly, it was brilliant. Also all the idiot photographers standing on the course till the last second to get a good shot.
Exactly, it was brilliant. Also all the idiot photographers standing on the course till the last second to get a good shot.
User avatar #51 to #50 - whathappenedtofj
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Hahaha yeah that was Group B, think that's an S4 or an 037 in your GIF? Best period of rallying without a doubt.
#54 to #51 - mankey
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Just from the Decals I think it is the Quatro. The Lancias all had vertical blue, black and red coloured stripes but those definitely look like horizontal black then grey.
#59 to #54 - whathappenedtofj
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Of course, yeah you can see they aren't the Martini stripes. Haha that Quattro has nothing on the full-blown Quattro S1 E2, ******* monster of a car.
#60 to #59 - mankey
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Yeah, but it always came down to a battle between Audi and Lancia. they don't build them like that anymore, all crumple zones and pedestrian safety bubble cars.
#68 to #48 - anisbanana
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mk1 what?
#71 to #68 - whathappenedtofj
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Ford Escort Mk1.
Used in the most recent Fast and Furious film, unfortunately. Absolute classic car.
#78 to #71 - anisbanana
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Why unfortunately? It's good that they recognize truly good cars
#56 to #3 - lunasshadow
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only have this
User avatar #57 to #56 - mankey
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It really was Wacky Races back then. lol
#25 to #3 - boonage
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you mean this one? Some pretty crazy **** since the driver cant see anything and they are still maintaining a high speed.
Rally de Campo Viera - Misiones
User avatar #29 to #25 - mankey
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Similar, but the one I was thinking of was a tarmac and cobblewalled circuit with green trees everywhere (could've been a British circuit but I dunno) and the co-driver was face down under the bonnet.
#26 to #25 - anon id: 14482317
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No the accelerator wasn't working so the codriver was manually operating the throttle cable
#27 to #26 - anon id: 14482317
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from the engine bay too which is insane
#10 - anonemous
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jesus **** did that last paragraph make me laugh.....
#19 - upyoursnumbnuts
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The part about the homeless man made me laugh more than anything else in the article.
#12 - firesnake
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#40 to #12 - tomthehippie
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I love that gif simply because her face is the face of absolute happiness. That girl is in heaven right now, no cares in the world, just enjoying she's eating, not giving a ****.
#49 to #40 - anon id: 4b80d9c7
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or maybe shes making a cute face at the camera
#52 to #49 - tomthehippie
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don't ruin my fantasy about the happiest person on the planet...


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#31 - demencialmx
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(04/17/2014) [-]
"you mad bastard"
#43 - thelastelephant
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Driver's FW he kidnaps the homeless guy
Driver's FW he kidnaps the homeless guy
User avatar #4 - viperish
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan.

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Up in the ass of Timo
Into the ass of timo
#44 - biscuitsunited
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>Kidnaps homeless man   
>only came to light when it was revealed the Finnish co-driver was screaming '******** and 'slow down you mad bastard'
>Kidnaps homeless man
>only came to light when it was revealed the Finnish co-driver was screaming '******** and 'slow down you mad bastard'
#55 to #44 - anon id: ec31f6a2
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I see you too have read the content, and have accompanied your repetition of text with a very non-generic gif. Nice!
#72 to #44 - Orc
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oh ****
#18 - shadowrated
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