holocaust. Sometimes I still have dreams... a French man stares at me and yells,"Il est trop cuit, vous âne!" It was a very traumatizing experience, I confession Bear catching Animals so much death
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Sometimes I still have dreams... a French man stares at me and yells,"Il est trop cuit, vous âne!"
It was a very traumatizing experience, I felt like a non-premeditative murderer disposing of a body.

Holocaust (from the Greek ὁλόκαυστος holókaustos: hólos, "whole" and kaustós, "burnt")
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User avatar #6 - golnax (04/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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This reminds me:

A few years back, me and my cousin were walking outside when we found this Toad. WE caught it, and it was about the size of our hand at the time. My cousin asked if he could hold it, so I gave it to him, and he proceeded to light the toad's stomach on fire. I freaked out a little bit, and he did too when he couldn't put the first out immediately. It was late at night so we didn't want to cause much of a fuss, so he threw it into the woods where it smacked a tree.

A few years after that, I saw a *huge* toad hopping down the driveway at his house. I picked it up and was going to set it in the grass when I noticed that it's stomach had a huge, ugly black scar on it. That's when I realized that this toad was now larger than my hand, and that night we hadn't been able to find it again when we looked to see if it was okay. This was that toad.

That toad was a bad ass.
User avatar #18 - icameheretotroll (04/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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I was a horrible kid, I used to forcibly remove lizards tails and while the part where the tail was supposed to be was bleeding I used to write my name with their blood on the walls

I had to use 2-3 lizards to finish the letters
#10 - assaultered (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
At least you didn't forget to feed your neopet
#40 - numbas (04/09/2014) [-]
**numbas rolled image** HFW
User avatar #1 - leafonthewind (04/09/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Hello, James. Welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut and... they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one...
User avatar #12 - mookiez (04/09/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Reminds me when I was around 10, I put a firecracker in a toads mouth and forced it down its throat. Its head was gone.
User avatar #14 to #12 - hudis (04/09/2014) [-]
Are you a sociopath by any chance
User avatar #16 - kingofhazard (04/09/2014) [-]
When I was younger I caught three spiders, the big shed spider type ones, and put them all in the same plastic box in hopes of keeping them as pets and that they would live together in peace. I watched two of them kill each other and the last one starve to death because I didn't know what to feed it.
User avatar #20 - cookiel (04/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
A few years ago I had a turtle. One day my dad caught a few, like 5 or 6, toads when he was at work and he brought them home. We didn't have anywhere to really put them so we just let them go in with the turtle. Later that night when I went to feed the turtle, I was counting the toads and swear one was missing so after I fed the turtle it's pellets and **** I went to ask my dad how many toads we had. He said 6 and I told him that's what I thought and one was missing and he didn't believe me. We looked around to see if it escaped or anything but it was nowhere to be found. We then looked into the tank and saw the turtle ******* chasing a toad and it just ******* bit it and was slowly eating it, but the toad's stomach was ripped open and its guts were floating around and we felt kinda bad but kinda couldn't believe what we were seeing as well as thought it was kinda cool. We then decided to go clean out another tank for the toads and transfer them so they didn't suffer a slow and horrible death the same way the other two did.

Tldr; Turtles eat toads so don't put them in the same tank together
#34 - glenncocoo ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
This comments..   
 I'm worried about you    
 and afraid
This comments..

I'm worried about you

and afraid
#49 - Digitalphear (04/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
When I was like 12 I was going to the theater with some friends and found an injured baby bird laying on the ground by itself. So I picked it up and put it in my hat to take care of after I got out of the movie but when I started watching the movie I completely forgot I had put the bird in my hat. I ended up sitting on my hat during the whole movie and crushed the bird, only realizing it after the movie ended. 9 years later and I still feel terrible about it.
User avatar #55 - theincrediblegoose (04/10/2014) [-]
I used to smack cats in the face.
#48 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
Once, on a trip to the beach with a day camp, we were given these little magnifying glass boxes that you could put bugs, fish, whatever into.

So, I grabbed a net and caught this little silver fish.
I thought it was super pretty, and really cool, so I got a great idea: put the lid on very tightly and put it in my backpack so that I could keep it as a pet.
I figured that if I was very careful and went home soon, then the fish would be okay.

However, when I went to check on it ten minutes later, it was dead. I was horrified and panged with guilt for quite some time after that. To tell the truth, I still feel a bit bad about murdering that fish...
#46 - LocoJoe (04/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
In my childhood home we have a gas stove in the bathroom. It's covered by a steel case or whatever. I used to catch the roaches from the wall and place them on the top of the heater. They would slowly curl up and die.

Remove roach.
User avatar #45 - krobeles ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I used to ransack birds nests in the spring for little baby birds, which I proceeded to throw into the air, and watch as they crashed into the earth. Then I'de pick them apart, to study the muscles and tissue, paricularily the brain which i often had to smash out of their heads with a rock. Before that, I would capture frogs and pick them apart limb by limb, to study their anatomy.

I am not quite sure when i stopped being a psycopath, but I'm really quite happy i did.
User avatar #43 - sjrigney ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
When I was young, there was a small creek behind my house where I could find baby catfish and crayfish. I caught 102 of the catfish with nothing but a small net, stuffed them all in the same aquarium, and forgot about them. They ate each other until the last one starved to death.
User avatar #42 - weeeeeeeeeeee (04/09/2014) [-]
I threw a toad in a campfire once and it white and struggled and died. I felt terrible but I wanted to know what would happen.
User avatar #30 - rarityrarityrarity (04/09/2014) [-]
I used to collect crickets and those praying mantis thingies then put them in a box and wait for the mantis to eat the crickets.
User avatar #25 - muffintime (04/09/2014) [-]
When I was 6 years old me and my friend used to catch bees and drown them in a bucket of water that we had beside my house..... It wasn't my idea but my friend was 4 years older then me and he convinced me to do it.. I stopped talking to him when I was 12 and all I know is that my friend is in jail now... I have no idea what he did....
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