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gardenia:
lightspeed sound',
lunatics:
seashells:
I can' t step laughing at Harry running the **** aways, the be}; whe lived
ladies and gentlemen.
r' realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher en fire when
she was eleven, and kept a persin alive in a jar for a ‘year when she was
fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is ene of the
brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even
wandless, I weild operate to Neptune get away: from her.
Hermione Granger alse:
punched Trace Malfoy in the nese for being an idiot
purposefully performed a charm on whatserface WHILE HE
WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is ******* dangerous)
up literally pulled a ******* Bourne Identity en her parents and managed to
set them up in ******* Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that
she NEVER BUSTED wtf that' s ******* DD?)
up Convinced the Ministry of Magic give her an incredibly dangerous and
volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just
because she was smart, literally, that is the reasen, her "potential")
Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear
to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemorts plot
with Harry
up Hermione also figures out not only what 1/ claymores plan is, but
generally how beat it, WAY BEFORE EVER DUES. Why?
because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than
everybody else
in conclusion: Valdemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that' s
why he wants kill her so bad.
Can we behave this series with hermione as the protaganist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Fewer of Research and Deductive
Reasoning Make Sure Harry Didn' t Die"
Hermione Granger and "That time I figured **** out and literally ended up petrified
for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure cut that I had the research en
Hermione Granger and "That Time I was a Time Lord"
Hermione Granger and "That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved
Harry' s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died
Without Me."
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was tee emo actually do **** so I did
**** in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought
evil deatheaters and wen"
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry abaut the Dangers of Copying off
somebody' s else' s work that wasn' t mine and (DH I WAS RIGHT"
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do
and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his
ass at Hogwarts"
DH LUCIE I WAS RIGHT
all of the above Psps
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User avatar #1 - severepwner (04/06/2014) [-]
Alright we get it! Hermoine is a great character, now STFU.
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