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Te this day, the boy that used we bully me at
school still takes my lunch money. On the
plus side, he makes great subway
sandwiches.
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#20 - xsolicitedsilkx (10/12/2013) [+] (54 replies)
Here's a story for you guys  That you probably won't give a 						****					 about regardless    
 So when I was in a hell hole with excessive violations to the point child services came and shut that 						****					 down day care during the summer at like.. 11 years old, there was this big black kid who was 10 that bullied the 						****					 out of me. Stole my cheerios, pulled my hair, locked me in the bathroom with the lights off after yelling 'BLOODY MARY' three times. Well, one day this 						******					 picked the wrong time to steal the big red fire truck I was playing with, and said it was his toy now since girls can't play with trucks. So I went to the pretend kitchen, jacked the broom, went back, and started beating the 						****					 out of him with it, then threw the fire truck at his head when he got mad at me. Result was he started crying. That same day the daycare got shutdown. Fast forward to highschool, Sophomore year. I see this HUGE black kid, I mean huge, 6' 11" or some 						****					, wide as 						****					. He bumps into me (and knocks me over in the process), apologizes instantly and tried to make sure I was alright. Even went as far as dusted off my hair. We both went dead silent, as we recognized each other. We started talking, and turns out he had turned into a gentle giant, 'found god', and was into anime. We became extremely good friends. I'm a senior in highschool now, 18 years old. He's 17. We greet each other with hugs,  and since I'm only 5' tall that involves my legs dangling and being swung side to side. We walk to breakfast every morning. Sometimes, he'll pick me up and put me on his back when I'm having a bad day.    
   
TL;DR An ex bully is one of my best friends now.
Here's a story for you guys That you probably won't give a **** about regardless
So when I was in a hell hole with excessive violations to the point child services came and shut that **** down day care during the summer at like.. 11 years old, there was this big black kid who was 10 that bullied the **** out of me. Stole my cheerios, pulled my hair, locked me in the bathroom with the lights off after yelling 'BLOODY MARY' three times. Well, one day this ****** picked the wrong time to steal the big red fire truck I was playing with, and said it was his toy now since girls can't play with trucks. So I went to the pretend kitchen, jacked the broom, went back, and started beating the **** out of him with it, then threw the fire truck at his head when he got mad at me. Result was he started crying. That same day the daycare got shutdown. Fast forward to highschool, Sophomore year. I see this HUGE black kid, I mean huge, 6' 11" or some **** , wide as **** . He bumps into me (and knocks me over in the process), apologizes instantly and tried to make sure I was alright. Even went as far as dusted off my hair. We both went dead silent, as we recognized each other. We started talking, and turns out he had turned into a gentle giant, 'found god', and was into anime. We became extremely good friends. I'm a senior in highschool now, 18 years old. He's 17. We greet each other with hugs, and since I'm only 5' tall that involves my legs dangling and being swung side to side. We walk to breakfast every morning. Sometimes, he'll pick me up and put me on his back when I'm having a bad day.

TL;DR An ex bully is one of my best friends now.
#1 - golbot (10/11/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Found out the asshole jock from high school works at the mcds in my town.

I almost felt bad for him. almost...
#62 - foelkera (10/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
MFW one kid in spanish class who bullied me ended up getting molested by the band teacher
MFW one kid in spanish class who bullied me ended up getting molested by the band teacher
User avatar #22 - hudis ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
This is why people think jobs at restaurant/food chains are beneath them. Shame, really.
User avatar #2 - farn (10/11/2013) [-]
this post is like easy thumbs
#68 - mekeke (10/12/2013) [-]
Man, that's some grade A karma
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User avatar #10 to #7 - noblexfenrir (10/11/2013) [-]
Generally because it's a base level occupation. The job itself isn't usually bad nor are the benefits, but the skills required are almost universal.
User avatar #73 - onewithpokerface (10/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why am I just now realizing that those little blue things I've been seeing everywhere, you can actually mouse over for a hidden bit of text?
#99 - whenimpresident (10/12/2013) [-]
congrats
User avatar #106 - doctorprofessornv (10/12/2013) [-]
Most of my former bullies mellowed out in recent years, and have fairly decent lives. We even chat occasionally, and some have become acquaintances. It's nice to grow up and realize that all the stupid **** you worried about as a kid was largely pointless.
User avatar #105 - berkut (10/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
All the people that bullied me on high school has a ****** life now. Meanwhile me, well, I have a descent life I can say.
User avatar #104 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
Note to self, never venture to the 13th page, funnyjunk is dead to me today. bye guys, until tomorrow.
#100 - andypanda (10/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
good thing i never bullied anybody, i work a minimum wage job too lol
thankfully i enjoy it though

pic kinda related i work the ice cream shop at an amusement park
#94 - brocktox (10/12/2013) [-]
The best feeling in the world-
Kid who picked on me and everyone else, yet has friends for some reason, everything that comes out of his mouth is just something that would get his ass shot in bad neighborhoods. He was around from early elementary til freshman year of high school.
Several months ago I saw his mugshot.
I smiled so big.
#27 - anonymous (10/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The best feeling in the world is finding out the girl who used to bully you in Jr. High is now a stripper in the town you live in.
#13 - ridivey (10/11/2013) [-]
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#8 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [-]
I live in a rich white neighborhood and there's a Subway restaurant in the local strip mall, and every month they always have new employees....literally the one person there that ever correctly made a sandwich was a black girl that didn't live nearby
User avatar #6 - goobyman (10/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
how many subcard points do you need for a 6 inch (15cm) sub? in germany we need 500!!! (500*15 cents)
User avatar #3 - guyfunnyjunk (10/11/2013) [-]
Saw that coming way the **** back here overseas
#49 - shredznot (10/12/2013) [-]
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