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#9613 - basementgoblin (09/04/2012) [-]
I got two things for the board tonight.   
   
1: My family never knocks before they enter my room.    
This pisses me off to no end because they don't respect my fucking privacy. I could be sitting in here talking to some friends on the phone or over PSN or I could be having a wank and they just barge in whenever the fuck they please and I have to drop everything I'm doing to listen to what the fuck it is that they've kicked my door down for this time. When I do ask them to knock before entering I get bitched at in one of two ways. If it's my sister I get "You're not the boss of me I do whatever I want!", if it's my mom I get "I paid for this fucking house I don't have to knock before I enter a room!". Well it's true I'm not my sisters boss and my mom did pay for this house I doubt anyone wants to walk in on my saying some rather rude profanities or me wanking off to some porn. Don't want to catch me mid-fap? Don't kick my door down to ask me where the phone is for the 20th time today.   
   
2: My friends work ethic.    
I got to a voc school where I'm taking programming classes. In this class my work station is right between to of my friends and this is about a friend I'll be referring to as "D.". So as per usual we're given an assignment to do over the course of a few days and while I'm programming my ass off D is sitting beside me either playing Slender or watching Pewdiepie videos. So I say to him "D! The fuck are you doing? Get to work man we got shit to do." and his reply is something like "Well I can't figure out how to do X so I'm taking a break." and then after a week of this his work is half finished and he's going "Oh gawd it's too hard!" even though I've been trying to help his ass all week. This pisses me off because it's a free college class we get to take to prepare us for a career in a related field (Game design for me.) and he's pissing it away just to watch some retarded ass Pewdiepie videos or play Slender for 3 hours.
I got two things for the board tonight.

1: My family never knocks before they enter my room.
This pisses me off to no end because they don't respect my fucking privacy. I could be sitting in here talking to some friends on the phone or over PSN or I could be having a wank and they just barge in whenever the fuck they please and I have to drop everything I'm doing to listen to what the fuck it is that they've kicked my door down for this time. When I do ask them to knock before entering I get bitched at in one of two ways. If it's my sister I get "You're not the boss of me I do whatever I want!", if it's my mom I get "I paid for this fucking house I don't have to knock before I enter a room!". Well it's true I'm not my sisters boss and my mom did pay for this house I doubt anyone wants to walk in on my saying some rather rude profanities or me wanking off to some porn. Don't want to catch me mid-fap? Don't kick my door down to ask me where the phone is for the 20th time today.

2: My friends work ethic.
I got to a voc school where I'm taking programming classes. In this class my work station is right between to of my friends and this is about a friend I'll be referring to as "D.". So as per usual we're given an assignment to do over the course of a few days and while I'm programming my ass off D is sitting beside me either playing Slender or watching Pewdiepie videos. So I say to him "D! The fuck are you doing? Get to work man we got shit to do." and his reply is something like "Well I can't figure out how to do X so I'm taking a break." and then after a week of this his work is half finished and he's going "Oh gawd it's too hard!" even though I've been trying to help his ass all week. This pisses me off because it's a free college class we get to take to prepare us for a career in a related field (Game design for me.) and he's pissing it away just to watch some retarded ass Pewdiepie videos or play Slender for 3 hours.
User avatar #9684 to #9613 - mvainer (09/04/2012) [-]
my parents have no sense of privacy, and get pissed whenever i close my door. why the fuck do i even have one? they also decide to barge into my room like nothing's a big deal at 2 am on a school night, just to ask if i'm asleep
User avatar #9624 to #9613 - ZenMacros (09/04/2012) [-]
My family respects my privacy, but I imagine that would be quite irritating. Yeah you're not the boss of your sister, and yeah your mom paid for the house, but it's just common fucking courtesy that you knock before entering someone's room. They technically don't have to, unless they want people to know how rude and disrespectful they are.
#9616 to #9613 - techketzer (09/04/2012) [-]
1:Put a doorstopper weight on the inside of your door.
Serves as 1-2 seconds of warning and will severely piss them off at least.
Tell 'em you'll keep putting it there until they start knocking like decent people do.

2: Fuck him. It's his decision anyway and it will bite him in the ass eventually.

pic related, its the doorstopper weight. Get a nice and real heavy one.
User avatar #9614 to #9613 - basementgoblin (09/04/2012) [-]
Two of my friends* Derp.
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