I hate my aunt.
She always has to make a comment on something.
Like, I haven't bothered getting a job in a while because
1) While at 6th form, I didn't have time
2) During holidays when I was looking, I couldn't get any jobs
3) Because I was so close to getting my results, and I didn't know if I was going to university or not yet, I decided to not even bother at all.
I didn't bother because, if I did happen to get in, I would only possibly get enough time for an interview, and then I have to move all the way to Newcastle, just to start looking for work there as well.
I said to everyone "I'm going to get a job if I don't get the grades I need."
But nooo:
> "Why don't you have a job? Your cousins have jobs; they got jobs the second they were out of school!"
> "So... do any of your friends have jobs?" (the obvious thing she is implying is, if my friends have jobs, then why don't I)

Anyways, after all of this bullshit crap, I finally got my results, and turns out I am going to university.
What does she say?
"See what can happen when you don't even try? Now imagine what it could have been like if you had actually tried!" (condescending much?)
Not tried? Not fucking tried?
I felt like having a fucking mental breakdown every fucking day with coursework and shit. I had tight deadlines with media projects and stuff, and I had to work around everyone else's schedules - which I did happily because I didn't want my friend's lives being disrupted by it.
I ended up actually losing friends over my stupid fucking media project because I was a a complete douche of a director.
Not to mention, I was also dealing with my grandma dying, you stupid cow... Or do you not remember? Go fuck yourself "not trying"...

my cousin. he follows me when he comes up to our cabin, then complains when i go in the water because he CANNOT FUCKING SWIM. when me, my sister, and my two other cousins went to go cliffdiving, he make my cousin go in a canoe with him, and then he didn't do any fucking work, he just came along for the ride and hung at the bottom of the cliffs. no one in my family likes him, probably because of his bitch aunt and sister. his uncle is pretty cool though.

join the club buddy.

You guys hate your cousin's aunt? So like, your mom?

fuck, i meant mom, i'm used to calling her aunt, so i got mixed up.

Not related.

but do you know what the source of that picture is?

My Aunt.

My Aunt has alwasy been the fat bitch who judges EVERYTHING you do. She'd come visit our house and if her irish accent and slurry voice wasn't enough to make you want to punch her in the ugly fat face it the fact she'd skulk around every house and turn her nose up. She lives in a fucking council flat, paying allomony to her 2 ex husbands BOTH which earned custody over their kids. She's a stupid bitch thinking she's right ALL THE TIME. ALSO, if that wasn't bad enough its her extemist catholic attitude. EVERYTHING is a sin in her eyes. And do you wanna know what made it worse? I'm gay! YUP the number one hated sin to catholics. And she FUCKING HATES ME EVEN MORE. She thinks when ever she sees me she can come right up (i'm serious) an inch from my face and scream bible verses at me and how i'm rotting in hell. My mamai doesnt say a fucking thing to her. My dad does but since he's usually away these days im stuck with my pussy mamai who thinks its ok.

In one incident I'd just finished my college years, got 2 A's and a C. She actaully lectured me on the C and told me I'm wasting my life with the A's and college. She said I wouldnt amount to anything, like she can fucking talk miss FUCKING OH SO RELIGIOUS LOVING DROP OUT. FYI gluttony is a sin you FAT WHORE.

I'm a Catholic. And I don't hate you.

She isn't even a good catholic. All this jizzing over the bible and she's known for sleeping around, she's divorced twice, she judges people all. the. time and she's practically the humanisation of all seven sins. I'm not one to hate people, but GOD I wish she would just forget to put out her cigerette one night and burn to death.