I hate when people make totally unessessary comments on what I'm eating.

I'll just be sitting there eating cereal and someone will be like, "Mmmm, that looks like a nice healthy breakfast." It's as if they think I give a shit what they think, also it's Krave cereal and waffles, what's so healthy about that?

>I despise people who chew loudly making that "nwep nwep nwep" noise, it's the sound equivalent of showing the food in your mouth.
>I hate it when I'm visiting a relatives house and they want to force food on me, "oh, try this, try this and this!", I'll eat it when I fucking feel like it.
>I hate Thanksgiving, Daniel Tosh said it best that "gravy is the best food on thanksgiving".
>I hate it when somebody has to bring up the topic of a family member in the hospital asking for us to "pray for him". Whether you're religious or not, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO ASK ME WHAT TO PRAY FOR?! It's like those Facebook posts, "get 100 likes on this post or Grandpa will die."
>The worst is when someone has to mention how "lucky" we are and bring up the topic of starving children in Africa, I don't fucking care, I didn't deny them of food, everyone's tax dollars usually at some point are used to provide food aid to these countries anyway, even the West's most despised enemy, North Korea. Nobody sitting at the table is responsible, we are not part of the problem, it's not our fault they can't get their shit together and I don't feel like debating globalization over lasagna, so fuck off.