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#18305 - tvfreakuk (11/19/2012) [-]
Friends and computer rages:    
> When someone wants to use my laptop to check emails pretty much every five minutes, and act like I'm the biggest cunt in the world if I don't let them    
> When I'm playing games/watching films on my laptop during break when I'm done with my work, and this cunt acts like I don't do work at all, even though she spent all of the other day watching Skins on 4OD    
> When this same cunt thought she was being so fucking hilarious by unplugging my laptop (as it is permanently on 0% battery) while playing a game. I called her a bitch out of anger, then she demanded I apologise because it was "uncalled for"    
> People touching the screen    
And one particular incident:    
> Friend brought tuna mayonnaise for her school lunch    
> Forgot fork    
> Eats with hands    
> Sticky hands, licks them clean    
> "Hey [my name], can I use your laptop for a second to check my emails?"    
> "Well... Yeah, but... Could you maybe wash your hands first because of you just eating with your hands?"    
> Insists she went to the bathroom to wash her hands, I just didn't notice    
> She was sitting with me the whole time, I knew she hadn't    
> Wouldn't let her on unless she went and washed her hands    
> mfw instead of simply washing her hands, she thought she'd be a funny cunt by touching my laptop with her fingers that were still obviously mucked up from mayo and spit
Friends and computer rages:
> When someone wants to use my laptop to check emails pretty much every five minutes, and act like I'm the biggest cunt in the world if I don't let them
> When I'm playing games/watching films on my laptop during break when I'm done with my work, and this cunt acts like I don't do work at all, even though she spent all of the other day watching Skins on 4OD
> When this same cunt thought she was being so fucking hilarious by unplugging my laptop (as it is permanently on 0% battery) while playing a game. I called her a bitch out of anger, then she demanded I apologise because it was "uncalled for"
> People touching the screen
And one particular incident:
> Friend brought tuna mayonnaise for her school lunch
> Forgot fork
> Eats with hands
> Sticky hands, licks them clean
> "Hey [my name], can I use your laptop for a second to check my emails?"
> "Well... Yeah, but... Could you maybe wash your hands first because of you just eating with your hands?"
> Insists she went to the bathroom to wash her hands, I just didn't notice
> She was sitting with me the whole time, I knew she hadn't
> Wouldn't let her on unless she went and washed her hands
> mfw instead of simply washing her hands, she thought she'd be a funny cunt by touching my laptop with her fingers that were still obviously mucked up from mayo and spit
User avatar #18307 to #18305 - tvfreakuk (11/19/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, and I also hate when people decide to look through ALL of my fucking folders in the hopes of finding porn to embarrass me with (It's fucking obvious that's the reason they did it)
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