Friends and computer rages:
> When someone wants to use my laptop to check emails pretty much every five minutes, and act like I'm the biggest cunt in the world if I don't let them
> When I'm playing games/watching films on my laptop during break when I'm done with my work, and this cunt acts like I don't do work at all, even though she spent all of the other day watching Skins on 4OD
> When this same cunt thought she was being so fucking hilarious by unplugging my laptop (as it is permanently on 0% battery) while playing a game. I called her a bitch out of anger, then she demanded I apologise because it was "uncalled for"
> People touching the screen
And one particular incident:
> Friend brought tuna mayonnaise for her school lunch
> Forgot fork
> Eats with hands
> Sticky hands, licks them clean
> "Hey [my name], can I use your laptop for a second to check my emails?"
> "Well... Yeah, but... Could you maybe wash your hands first because of you just eating with your hands?"
> Insists she went to the bathroom to wash her hands, I just didn't notice
> She was sitting with me the whole time, I knew she hadn't
> Wouldn't let her on unless she went and washed her hands
> mfw instead of simply washing her hands, she thought she'd be a funny cunt by touching my laptop with her fingers that were still obviously mucked up from mayo and spit