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#18089 - basementgoblin (11/17/2012) [-]
I hate that one of my now ex-friends has gone full-on cunt mode this year in school. Some of the shit this guy does fucking amazes me with how much of a douchebag and a "poser" someone could be without even realizing it. If you don't want to read a huge post I suggest you move right along.   
 I knew this guy for the past 3 years since I moved to this new town and up until now I've been able to tolerate him and didn't notice some of his more dickish qualities. These past 3 months though he's gotten way out of hand with being a grade-A cunt. To start off the long list of things, he constantly does shit to fit in and literally has no personality of his own. He only starts to like things if his friends like them, only says things if his friends say them first, will only do something his friends do, fuck, he only WEARS things that his friends wear. We've dubbed him as a "Personality Vampire" because he just sits around sucking off qualities of other peoples personalities to make up for the fact he has none of his own. Examples: When I first moved here one of my friends who's really into motorcycles and shit bought a leather jacket to wear once he repaired his bike; Dracula over here went out a week later and bought almost the same leather jacket for no reason other than my friend owned one. That same friend started collecting knives, well guess who started collecting knives a month after that! SAME FUCKING FRIEND is going to school and learning how to weld, he has several do-rags he wears while welding; well holy shit I bet you wouldn't even believe who went out and bought a do-rag that next week, that's right, the Count himself.   
He constantly takes things that we say, even if  it's a fucking joke, and twists them so far out of context you wouldn't even recognize they came from us if he didn't directly quote us before going on a tard spree.    
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I hate that one of my now ex-friends has gone full-on cunt mode this year in school. Some of the shit this guy does fucking amazes me with how much of a douchebag and a "poser" someone could be without even realizing it. If you don't want to read a huge post I suggest you move right along.
I knew this guy for the past 3 years since I moved to this new town and up until now I've been able to tolerate him and didn't notice some of his more dickish qualities. These past 3 months though he's gotten way out of hand with being a grade-A cunt. To start off the long list of things, he constantly does shit to fit in and literally has no personality of his own. He only starts to like things if his friends like them, only says things if his friends say them first, will only do something his friends do, fuck, he only WEARS things that his friends wear. We've dubbed him as a "Personality Vampire" because he just sits around sucking off qualities of other peoples personalities to make up for the fact he has none of his own. Examples: When I first moved here one of my friends who's really into motorcycles and shit bought a leather jacket to wear once he repaired his bike; Dracula over here went out a week later and bought almost the same leather jacket for no reason other than my friend owned one. That same friend started collecting knives, well guess who started collecting knives a month after that! SAME FUCKING FRIEND is going to school and learning how to weld, he has several do-rags he wears while welding; well holy shit I bet you wouldn't even believe who went out and bought a do-rag that next week, that's right, the Count himself.
He constantly takes things that we say, even if it's a fucking joke, and twists them so far out of context you wouldn't even recognize they came from us if he didn't directly quote us before going on a tard spree.
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#18090 to #18089 - basementgoblin (11/17/2012) [-]
During the whole Amanda Todd bandwagon some friends were talking about it while at lunch. One of them said "Well, in the end she suffered the consequences of her actions and while it definitely shouldn't have gone as far as it did this should serve as a warning to people about how things they do and say can really affect them later on down the road.". The Nosferatu of Character just so happen to be sitting within earshot and for the rest of that bandwagon whenever someone mentioned Todd he was like a broken fucking record player "She suffered the consequences of her actions and deserved what happened to her!!!!!!!" then this little fucking cunt decides to go on her memorial FB page to talk shit about her.    
Another friend of mine and I have a little running gag between us when we're just shooting offensive or mean jokes at each other. She'll say something like "Well I'm sorry man, I am a bitch afterall!" and we'll have a little laugh about it. Lil' Ole Edward Cullen happen to be sitting at our table long enough to hear our banter and after that he flat out started harassing people, he would take every opportunity to insult them and belittle them in the middle of class for no fucking reason and when we told him to stop being a prick his response was always "Well sorry man I'm a dick!" then he'd go back to harassing people. There's a couple dozen other instances like that but I think 2 is enough for this set of examples.   
He happens to be one of those kids that acts like he's such a hardass when he's surrounded by friends who he thinks will back him up on something, or when he says sometime fairly fucking stupid and we call him out on it. He has this really stupid fucking joke of his where once a month he will spam everyone on his FB friends list with really stupid and graphic messages about things like sperm in a cows vagaina or pig orgasms.    
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During the whole Amanda Todd bandwagon some friends were talking about it while at lunch. One of them said "Well, in the end she suffered the consequences of her actions and while it definitely shouldn't have gone as far as it did this should serve as a warning to people about how things they do and say can really affect them later on down the road.". The Nosferatu of Character just so happen to be sitting within earshot and for the rest of that bandwagon whenever someone mentioned Todd he was like a broken fucking record player "She suffered the consequences of her actions and deserved what happened to her!!!!!!!" then this little fucking cunt decides to go on her memorial FB page to talk shit about her.
Another friend of mine and I have a little running gag between us when we're just shooting offensive or mean jokes at each other. She'll say something like "Well I'm sorry man, I am a bitch afterall!" and we'll have a little laugh about it. Lil' Ole Edward Cullen happen to be sitting at our table long enough to hear our banter and after that he flat out started harassing people, he would take every opportunity to insult them and belittle them in the middle of class for no fucking reason and when we told him to stop being a prick his response was always "Well sorry man I'm a dick!" then he'd go back to harassing people. There's a couple dozen other instances like that but I think 2 is enough for this set of examples.
He happens to be one of those kids that acts like he's such a hardass when he's surrounded by friends who he thinks will back him up on something, or when he says sometime fairly fucking stupid and we call him out on it. He has this really stupid fucking joke of his where once a month he will spam everyone on his FB friends list with really stupid and graphic messages about things like sperm in a cows vagaina or pig orgasms.
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User avatar #18091 to #18090 - basementgoblin (11/17/2012) [-]
I politely asked him to stop sending me these messages, my exact message to him read: "Hey ____, could you please stop sending these messages? They're getting a little annoying." his exact response was "Well block me then I could give a fuck less" he sent similar messages to everyone that asked him to stop with these stupid fucking messages.
It is impossible to tell a joke around him. I shit you not this guy feels the need to explain every joke he hears and then REPEATS it back to you and adds some unrelated unfunny bullshit thinking he's clever as all hell. Every. Joke. It never fails. Doesn't matter what the hell it is he will explain the joke to the person who just told the goddamn thing and add his own "witty" humor to it. Which mostly consists of him just shouting "PENIS ahhahahahahha!" because he has the humor of a 8 year old.
He is a fucking coward. When he's having a pissy day or when he's being a dick and we ask him to stop, this little fuck will turn in the opposite direction of you, insult you under his breath so you hopefully wont hear him, and will turn back around. What the hell? How much of a little bitch do you have to be to even do that? He's also always acting like he could beat up this one guy we know and harasses the guy whenever they're both around each other; the thing is though, he'll only do this when he has 2-3 of his much bigger friends near him. He will not insult, harass, or act like a hardass unless he has a sizeable group of friends with him because he constantly needs them for support.
He will not shower or bathe in any way for weeks at a time. You can smell him from across the room and I'm not even exaggerating, it's THAT fucking bad. He has gobs of dry skin the size of half dollar coins just falling off of his head at any given moment from never showering or washing his hair, his hair is matted together by grease and sweat.
#18092 to #18091 - basementgoblin (11/17/2012) [-]
I honest to god could go on 4 more posts with shit this guy has done that makes me want to stab him but I will spare you all from that. I hate this man more than any human being I've ever come into contact with and that is no exaggeration. He is hands down the worst human being I've ever had the displeasure of knowing and I want every single one of you that reads this to just be thankful you don't know him.
I honest to god could go on 4 more posts with shit this guy has done that makes me want to stab him but I will spare you all from that. I hate this man more than any human being I've ever come into contact with and that is no exaggeration. He is hands down the worst human being I've ever had the displeasure of knowing and I want every single one of you that reads this to just be thankful you don't know him.
User avatar #18117 to #18092 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
You have some godly patience for not having choked him out by now.
User avatar #18131 to #18117 - basementgoblin (11/18/2012) [-]
I think about it every time I see him. The only thing keeping me from being a massive jackass to him like he is to everyone else is that I'm pretty sure he'll just start acting more obnoxious to everyone to try and get back at us if we are obnoxious to him.
User avatar #18093 to #18092 - mazzyrazzy (11/17/2012) [-]
You said ex--friend. He was your friend at one point?
User avatar #18105 to #18093 - basementgoblin (11/17/2012) [-]
He honestly didn't get this horrid until a few months ago, until then he was actually quite tolerable and wasn't a complete cunt.
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