I hate Homestuck with a passion and let me tell you why. Sit down for a long read motherfuckers.
Our story begins somewhere 'round about 6 months ago and while sitting at my lunch table playing Magic and telling some old black/Jew jokes I know; a friend mentions to me a little webcomic called "Homestuck.". Being the kind of guy that doesn't stray too far from YouTube, ED, FJ, and various porn sites, I had never heard of the shitfeast that is "Homestuck.". By the way my friend described it you would swear it was the greatest thing since the internet itself and he tells me that a guy like me would love it, so I say "Why the fuck not?" and ask for the web address so I can find this god-like comic he's been going on about.
That night I come home, and after watching some pronz and playing some Vidya I'm all set to sit down and read this comic. As I'm reading and clicking through these horribly drawn and animated pictures my mood slowly went from optimistic to feeling a piece of my very humanity die with every passing page. After a good long read I feel as if I've given the comic a fair trial, because y'know, some games and books start out shitty but improve a lot as it goes on. Homestuck however just got worse and worse until I couldn't stand it any longer. I then close the gates to hell and go into my history wondering how many pages of shit I've just read through. The count? 120. I read through 120 excruciating pages of horseshit because I thought I could trust one of my friends not to be a cancerous ass.
In a nutshell my impression of Homestuck is...
The characters are non-existent, the story is horrible, the animations and drawings themselves are an eyesore that no human being should ever look upon without the proper mental fortitude, and a good portion of the fanbase that draws the fanart/fics (If you can even call these abominations anything of the sort.) must be mentally ill in some way, shape, or form.

I well and truly hate Homesuck with a passion.