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#111650 - thechosentroll (09/02/2013) [-]
Driving instructor: Ok, turn right at the stop sign.   
*I stop at the stop sign for a couple of seconds and turn right*   
Instructor: Ok, you took too long and impeded traffic. That's gonna cost you 3 points.   
*We make a couple of right turns back to the same spot.*   
Instructor: Ok, do it faster this time.   
*I stop for about 2 seconds and go*   
Instructor: 3 points. Still too slow.   
*Couple of right turns to return to the same spot a third time.*   
Instructor: Ok, now do it as quickly as possible. I want to not even notice you stopped.   
*Stop for a split second and go*   
Instructor with the smuggest grin I've ever seen: And your exam is over. I didn't feel you stop at the sign, which is an automatic failure.   
[screams internally]   
   
He is just fucking with me at this point. How do I know? Because he fucking told me he is. The fucker complimented me on how calm I am the first time I drove and that he'll see just how patient I am. He's been messing with me ever since. I hate it when bosses/teachers turn your life into Hell just because they want to exploit something I'm good at. It's even worse that he told me I have great technique a week ago and now he makes me do shit that most experienced drivers have a hard time pulling off. FUCK THIS!   
   
God, I want to punch him in the throat for all this, but I'm pretty sure all the shit he's making me go through'll make the actual driving exam seem like a walk in the park.
Driving instructor: Ok, turn right at the stop sign.
*I stop at the stop sign for a couple of seconds and turn right*
Instructor: Ok, you took too long and impeded traffic. That's gonna cost you 3 points.
*We make a couple of right turns back to the same spot.*
Instructor: Ok, do it faster this time.
*I stop for about 2 seconds and go*
Instructor: 3 points. Still too slow.
*Couple of right turns to return to the same spot a third time.*
Instructor: Ok, now do it as quickly as possible. I want to not even notice you stopped.
*Stop for a split second and go*
Instructor with the smuggest grin I've ever seen: And your exam is over. I didn't feel you stop at the sign, which is an automatic failure.
[screams internally]

He is just fucking with me at this point. How do I know? Because he fucking told me he is. The fucker complimented me on how calm I am the first time I drove and that he'll see just how patient I am. He's been messing with me ever since. I hate it when bosses/teachers turn your life into Hell just because they want to exploit something I'm good at. It's even worse that he told me I have great technique a week ago and now he makes me do shit that most experienced drivers have a hard time pulling off. FUCK THIS!

God, I want to punch him in the throat for all this, but I'm pretty sure all the shit he's making me go through'll make the actual driving exam seem like a walk in the park.
User avatar #111675 to #111650 - fargtwo (09/02/2013) [-]
Maybe he's trying to test how you drive while angry/with one hand around his throat? That could be a valuable learning experience.
#111657 to #111650 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
CUMON, STEP IT UP KIDDO
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