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User avatar #111613 - averagewhitekid (09/02/2013) [-]
I hate how when I go to a Men's Warehouse, I want to just buy every suit and become the definition of swag.
I mean I just went there for one suit, and this nigga talking me into the buy one suit get another free, and then picking out shirts for each of the suits, then picking some ties, and some belts, and some shoes. Next thing I know, i'm fukin blowing a load of money, and I ain't got the money to be blowing a load of money.

If I could win the lottery today, I would live a completely normal life, except that I would own an entire Men's Warehouse dedicated to my size. I guess I just hate that I can't win the lottery.
#111616 to #111613 - averagewhitekid (09/02/2013) [-]
I also hate that I end up talking to every sales person, and they are like super friendly to me, and its nice and all, but then I realize that they just want them sales.    
I wish I could get a friend who literally talked just like a sales man/woman, as in didn't just want to sell me something
I also hate that I end up talking to every sales person, and they are like super friendly to me, and its nice and all, but then I realize that they just want them sales.
I wish I could get a friend who literally talked just like a sales man/woman, as in didn't just want to sell me something
User avatar #111617 to #111616 - teoberry (09/02/2013) [-]
I know that feel. I was talking with a real nigga at a street fair, and he complimented me several times. It was only after I realized he wanted a sale
User avatar #111618 to #111617 - averagewhitekid (09/02/2013) [-]
Makes me cri evry tim ;__;
I mean, this nigga was telling me I looked great in every suit I tried on. Granted, I did actually look great in every suit I put on, that was not the point.
No real friend would tell me I looked great in a suit
User avatar #111747 to #111618 - ferrettamer (09/02/2013) [-]
u look gr8 in a suit bby
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