I hate pedophiles. I hate people who complain about being fat and yet do nothing to change themselves. I hate people who sit around doing nothing, and always bug you for smokes, or food. So obviously I hate the morbidly obese convicted pedophile living off welfare who always bugs me when I'm working at the gas station for free smokes.
Usually, I take pride in my ability to make up jokes and creative insults. But for the past couple weeks I've been drawing a blank on what to call this annoying fucker. Got any ideas, FJ?
PS: He lives above a now closed store that sold exclusively clothing made for fat people, called "Heaven is Plus Sized".