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#379501 - thebestpieever (58 minutes ago) [-]
>Writing a song about a videogame character because.
>Her dedicated song on the soundtrack calls her an angel, so I run with the theme.
>The lyrics now make me sound like a paedophile.
User avatar #379502 to #379501 - EdwardNigma (46 minutes ago) [-]
u fuken pedophile
User avatar #379503 to #379502 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
ur a podefile
#379500 - fistfireace (1 hour ago) [-]
People on GTA Online who kills you once or twice then goes off the radar and runs away like a little bitch.
People on GTA Online who kills you once or twice then goes off the radar and runs away like a little bitch.
#379491 - thebestpieever (3 hours ago) [-]
>2015   
>People still think the hymen breaks the first time a woman has sex.
>2015
>People still think the hymen breaks the first time a woman has sex.
#379493 to #379491 - thebestpieever (3 hours ago) [-]
Also that my hair is not straight enough to rock a cousin it hairdo every once in a while.
User avatar #379495 to #379493 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
you could use one of those womens' straightening irons
#379496 to #379495 - thebestpieever (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, but that stuff is bad for your hair.
User avatar #379497 to #379496 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I don't think there's a problem if you only use it every once in a while, like you said
worth a try I think.
#379485 - peepeepoopooanon (4 hours ago) [-]
This is a poopoo peepee attack
Toilet take over, boy wipe your back.
Infected disease, unprotected.
poop catcher, listen, everybody pees black.
poops are as peepee, peepee's as worse.
Poops for fella man, poops pee verse curse.
Don't fuck with pee, somebody poopy wanna fuck with pee,
a stinky stinky poops gang.

No holding it, no refraining .
pee the man with the heavyweight poops.

poop stop top, you musta pee fuck.
Everything you ever so you know it is a poop.
We're listening to poops, yea.
Your breath smells like urine, so go.
poop on over we tell ya, once before.
So poop boy, peed boy, move from me dollar.
Don't fuck with pee.
Somebody body wanna fuck with pee, a stinky stinky poops gang.
User avatar #379487 to #379485 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
mad lyrics yo.
#379466 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
>TFW My dog is sleeping in my room tonight, so I will feel weird during my midnight masturbating marathon

It's not like my dog will care, but they can sense and smell hormones and shit. I don't want my dog to know I am having an orgasm, it just would feel weird to me, orgasming in front of a creature that sees you as somewhat of a father figure.
#379479 to #379466 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Nice blog.
#379484 to #379479 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Tomorrow I will be talking about my hobbies.
#379460 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
I hate myself. I'm a plain girl. I just do ponytails and buns and I don't wear make up. Everyday is jeans and a t-shirt and sneakers. I never try to make myself look nice because if I try and still get rejected by men then I'll for sure know I'm ugly. If I don't try I can at least pretend the reason is because I'm not even competing with other girls.

People say women don't have ideal looks forced upon them but we do. I hate the body that I'm in and I hate myself for having such low self esteem. My ex fed off of it and abused me daily, and I stayed cause I thought he was the only person who would ever love me.

I read books and play video games so that just for a moment I can live life as someone else.
#379498 to #379460 - thesoulless (2 hours ago) [-]
You're full of shit, and let me tell you why.

You're just a plain girl, or so you say. So what? That doesn't restrict you from finding a nice guy in any way. Who cares if you don't wear makeup, or you just wear jeans and a t-shirt and sneakers all the time? Unless you want some big stuck-up, Harvard business-graduate, perfect-on-paper douchebag, that doesn't mean much. I'm marginally attractive, and I'm the supreme gentleman retard when it comes to socializing with practically anyone, but I can count off the top of my head at least 3 girls that I've met who've been attracted to me. What I'm saying is that unless you're catastrophically ugly, (which, since you're supposedly a plain girl, is enormously improbable, and you said previously that you don't have to worry about acne or going to the gym) then your looks certainly aren't the problem here. The problem is your self-deprecating attitude. If you want anyone to take interest in you, you have to throw yourself into the game. If you socialize with a sufficiently large (this isn't a lot) number of people, you will find a guy (or girl if that's your thing) who thinks you're physically attractive. If you click on a personal level, they might even ask you out, but if you don't get out and talk to people, you're never going to meet someone. Guys generally aren't that picky; your ability to get along with a guy is ultimately far more important than being the prettiest girl in the room.

As much as I wish I could tell you otherwise, we're not living in some romcom fantasy land here. Human relationships aren't defined by some superlative binary control; if you want a guy, you have to find one you like and put effort into the relationship. If you think you're going to meet some guy and end up in a flash-point explosive romance, you're fucked, cause the world doesn't work like that.

If you want to meet a nice guy and have a satisfying relationship, then you have to work for it, just like everyone else who isn't rich in the world. If you don't think you're attractive, even some basic make-up, or buying some clothing (even if it's just t-shirts and jeans) that fit you well will go a long way. You put in what you get out, but you'll be hard pressed to find someone who wants to be with a person who does nothing but shit on themself, so fuck you and your bad attitude, if you want it then stop fucking around and go get it.
#379494 to #379460 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Real talk: I'm a guy and i've completely given up on getting a gf. i simply don't care anymore. I haven't let myself go though, i keep my hygiene all good and well and work out. I'm focusing on what i want to do with my life and how i need to get there and i'm a lot happier because of it. If a girl comes along during that time then fine but i'm not going to actively seek it out or complain about being alone and if i end up dying alone then that's fine with me.
i recommend you do the same
User avatar #379492 to #379460 - dalokan (3 hours ago) [-]
Down the road, not across the street
#379490 to #379460 - squalllionhart (3 hours ago) [-]
>tfw no qt3.14 bf
User avatar #379486 to #379460 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Pretty girls are prettier without makeup, though.
User avatar #379474 to #379460 - ferrettamer (4 hours ago) [-]
Wow I'm the same way, but I'm a guy
#379478 to #379474 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry. No one should have to ever feel this way. It hurts so much.
you too foreveranonymous
#379469 to #379460 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Stop hating yourself, self hate is fucking pathetic.
Want to get over your insecurities? Fix them.
There is a million and one ways to do so.
Before I start on looks, just know that a good personality goes a long way, and alot of dudes love gamer girls.
To be quite honest, I haven't seen a single face that looked ugly with a clear complexion, wash your face, get rid of your pimples, use some make up if need be. That is why your girls are so lucky, you get a little extra touch up on your face. Guys don't get that luxury.
Now it's quite obvious guys like a nice body, that simple. So if you really want to get a guy then exercise, get a lucious booty, If your boobs ain't big, figure out a way to add a little more bust. Just make sure to make the booty to bust ratio just right. And you are good to go.

When it comes to hair, nice wavy hair, curly hair, or anything that you think looks good will do the trick.

Just don't let people tell you to settle for less, strive for improvement and you will be truly happy. Those people who tell you to settle with feeling insecure and imperfect are your enemy.
Now go and work hard to get yourself a man.
#379477 to #379469 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
guys always see me as one of the guys. They put their ambitions into pretty girls. I don't have zits or pimples and I don't need to go to the gym. I just feel uncomfortable putting my body on display like that's the only interesting thing about me..
#379483 to #379477 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Well, let's say you didn't want to put your body on display. Surely there is someway to make you stand out in a positive light visually. That is what attracts men. Your personality is what will cause them to stay.
#379472 to #379469 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
If you took my comment wrong, then here is a bit more friendly version, just be nice, get fit, groom yourself, and stay clean. You will get a guy. Don't let people tell you not to strive for improvement.
User avatar #379467 to #379460 - foreveranonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck, I relate to this more than I want to admit. Are you me?
User avatar #379470 to #379467 - freedomreturns ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Grills gotta stick together.
User avatar #379488 to #379470 - thegrohltroll (4 hours ago) [-]
Girls just wanna have fun
User avatar #379463 to #379460 - volero (5 hours ago) [-]
You are pretty
#379468 to #379463 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
the only people who have ever called me pretty have done so specifically to get in my pants. Even my own mother tells me how ugly I am.

Thank you though.
User avatar #379462 to #379460 - freedomreturns ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
That's some rough shit, mang.
#379461 to #379460 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
Inb4 whiteknights lining up to tell her she is pretty
#379475 to #379461 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
I just didn't want to keep my hate inside anymore..
#379454 - superchrischan (6 hours ago) [-]
>Be me   
>Drinking some nice cool Fanta   
>Playing a 10/10 super neato Sonichu video game   
>Listening to some wicked sick old school video game music    
>Go to switch video   
>See a comment: "THIS GAME IS EPIC!  THIS GENERATION TODAY WILL NEVER KNOW IT!"   
>8 trillion thumbs and 4 million comments agree with it   
>And im all like "Yea, unless they download an emulator or buy it off Ebay and play it right now you gargantuan ignoramus."
>Be me
>Drinking some nice cool Fanta
>Playing a 10/10 super neato Sonichu video game
>Listening to some wicked sick old school video game music
>Go to switch video
>See a comment: "THIS GAME IS EPIC! THIS GENERATION TODAY WILL NEVER KNOW IT!"
>8 trillion thumbs and 4 million comments agree with it
>And im all like "Yea, unless they download an emulator or buy it off Ebay and play it right now you gargantuan ignoramus."
#379452 - volero (6 hours ago) [-]
God damnit. When I pass out at one of my friends, he always texts random girls in my phone and asks them on dates for me. He has been my friend for years so he knows exactly how I text so they always look legit to the person on the other end.   
It's shitty to have to explain the situation to them and sometimes I don't even know he did it until I get a text back because he deletes the conversation after he sends it.   
MFW I get a text from a girl about it.
God damnit. When I pass out at one of my friends, he always texts random girls in my phone and asks them on dates for me. He has been my friend for years so he knows exactly how I text so they always look legit to the person on the other end.
It's shitty to have to explain the situation to them and sometimes I don't even know he did it until I get a text back because he deletes the conversation after he sends it.
MFW I get a text from a girl about it.
#379499 to #379452 - tvfreakuk (1 hour ago) [-]
> Not having a lock on your phone
User avatar #379456 to #379452 - awesomerninjathing (6 hours ago) [-]
why do you not go on the dates
User avatar #379455 to #379452 - superchrischan (6 hours ago) [-]
1. Do you know what the females appeal is?
2. If they are good looking, date them.
#379448 - fishinyourface (7 hours ago) [-]
people who shake gifts before opening them. Fuck you, just open the damn thing.
#379450 to #379448 - epicscorpion (7 hours ago) [-]
Even better when it's a properly packaged box that's supposed to protect the product, so naturally it won't make a sound, or at most a box-hitting-box sound

Like what the fuck were you expecting, a rattle
#379433 - nefarian (7 hours ago) [-]
Maybe I could exercise more during my holidays since I have a lot of spare time.   
   
Or maybe I can get sick for the first time in months, just coincidentally.
Maybe I could exercise more during my holidays since I have a lot of spare time.

Or maybe I can get sick for the first time in months, just coincidentally.
User avatar #379489 to #379433 - thegrohltroll (3 hours ago) [-]
>getting sick
>not being an impenetrable fortress to all germs and viruses.
#379410 - pwnagraphy (9 hours ago) [-]
I just quit my job because my boss was a lying, cheating, ignorant, loudmouthed, fucking nigger cunt who can't keep her word within 5 minutes of saying it and even when presented with evidence will deny all accusations and threaten to fire if it's brought up again.

Recorded conversation? "That's faked if you bring it up again you will be terminationed immediately"
You're a dumb fucking whore who can't even speak
"Anon who has the college degree hmmm go back out on the sales floor now or you'll be terminationed"

"Anon why didn't you try to sell to that lady?"
She said "stop fucking calling before I sue"
"Anon you need 3 confirmations before you can process a Do Not Call request"
Except that's illegal you fucking dipshit waste of air
"ANON WHO IS THE SUPERVISOR?"

"ANON WHY ARE YOU NOT TRYING TO SELL TO THIS PERSON RIGHT NOW? WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME? I DON'T CARE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE WITH THEM PUT THEM ON HOLD. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THE HEADSET DOWN?"
WHAT. THE. FUCK. DO YOU WANT
"Why aren't you selling?"
HE WANTS TO FUCKING CANCEL. HERE'S THE VEHICLES ALL ALREADY SIGNED UP
"Well you can't just send them to cancellations you have to sell"
WE CAN'T DO THAT IF THEY'RE ALREADY ON A PAID SUBSCRIPTION
"Well try and see what happens anyway"
*5 minutes later* "Anon why did you try and sell that person? They were already subscribed you can't sell them do you know what you're doing or do-you-need-to-go-back-to-school?"
Here's the fucking conversation we JUST HAD, recorded through the microphone. Look me in the fucking eyes and tell me it's faked. Do it
"Now I understand what I said but the e-mail I'm about to send out says that you should try and sell anyway. You should know you job anon or you'll get terminationed"

Do I set the place on fire first or just skip to the kill myself part
User avatar #379449 to #379410 - lionsoil (7 hours ago) [-]
Fuck that bitch. Report her. Bosses like that really tick me off because they ask the worker to perform tasks that either overload them or contradict policies and when they make a mistake, they blame you
Nah, no love for these niggas. Report her.
User avatar #379431 to #379410 - onemoreminute (8 hours ago) [-]
what largeinsect said, report that bitch
#379414 to #379410 - epicscorpion (9 hours ago) [-]
skip to the part where you report her
#379409 - superchrischan (9 hours ago) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/Funnyjunk/pmvYLcz/   
   
Look!  The whole Funnyjunk community in one picture!
funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/Funnyjunk/pmvYLcz/

Look! The whole Funnyjunk community in one picture!
User avatar #379430 to #379409 - themanwithnoplan (8 hours ago) [-]
It's a circlejerk of people who are considered"popular" that are included in the post

It's a circlejerk of people who don't consider themselves popular but want to be popular

It's a circlejerk of people who think they're popular but really aren't, but will still post that they think they are

All it is is a giant circlejerks of circlejerks. That's all it ever will be and all it will ever cause.
User avatar #379432 to #379430 - themanwithnoplan (8 hours ago) [-]
Spherejerk, if you will
User avatar #379424 to #379409 - rokkarokkaali (9 hours ago) [-]
the best part is that people who like to include tons of popular users in their posts always put themselves in it to when they're nobodies on this site like everyone else

and what do people actually enjoy out of a post with a bunch of popular users "oh hey look it's that guy i always see in content, better thumb the post up"
User avatar #379416 to #379409 - cycloneclone (9 hours ago) [-]
>there are people who actually look up to these faggots
User avatar #379421 to #379416 - superchrischan (9 hours ago) [-]
I have a feeling someone is going to come in here and white knight the post and defend that these faggots are what keeps FJ still alive.
User avatar #379422 to #379421 - cycloneclone (9 hours ago) [-]
reddit, imgur, and tumblr is what keeps the site alive
User avatar #379411 to #379409 - EdwardNigma (9 hours ago) [-]
This is bullshit some cunt can throw that together in like 10, 20 minutes and its fucking oc but I spend several hours putting together a picture of goats killing shit, learning how the fuck particles work in SFM and I get "how is that OC someone else can do it faster so its not OC"

Fucking christ.
User avatar #379425 to #379411 - rokkarokkaali (8 hours ago) [-]
I didnt see anyone on that post that wasn't praising your pic
User avatar #379426 to #379425 - EdwardNigma (8 hours ago) [-]
Thats because it wasn't on there that I was told "thats not oc"
User avatar #379417 to #379411 - cycloneclone (9 hours ago) [-]
edward is salty today haha
User avatar #379418 to #379417 - EdwardNigma (9 hours ago) [-]
When am I not?
User avatar #379420 to #379418 - cycloneclone (9 hours ago) [-]
you're usually a pretty mellow guy
but today we've seen a whole new edward, much darker than the old one
i like him a lot
User avatar #379412 to #379411 - superchrischan (9 hours ago) [-]
Maybe the feel the same way about this post too.

You have a link to that picture?
User avatar #379415 to #379413 - superchrischan (9 hours ago) [-]
Looks awesome, makes me want to use SWF now since my computer isnt a toaster anymore. But kinda dumb that how that drawing is OC and that isnt.
User avatar #379407 - teoyuppie (9 hours ago) [-]
This just in. So far i'm cooped in a double next year and my faggot of a roommate bagged a single. We'll be on the same floor and I'll be rooming with another black guy. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
#379391 - furiousmarshmellow (11 hours ago) [-]
"Finding out your crush is a lesbian," followed by a sad/disappointed picture/gif.   
   
Honestly, I wouldn't mind if my crush turned out to be lesbian.  No, not for that reason, pervos.    Okay, maybe partially.    
   
I'd find more comfort in the fact that she's just uninterested in men in general, rather than just uninterested in me.
"Finding out your crush is a lesbian," followed by a sad/disappointed picture/gif.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind if my crush turned out to be lesbian. No, not for that reason, pervos. Okay, maybe partially.

I'd find more comfort in the fact that she's just uninterested in men in general, rather than just uninterested in me.
#379451 to #379391 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
Honestly, that's not an unpopular view.
User avatar #379459 to #379451 - furiousmarshmellow (5 hours ago) [-]
I never said it was.
User avatar #379392 to #379391 - EdwardNigma (11 hours ago) [-]
You're very optimistic.
#379403 to #379392 - furiousmarshmellow (10 hours ago) [-]
It's a strange feeling.
It's a strange feeling.
#379464 to #379403 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
I almost thought that said, "We'll be right black."
User avatar #379382 - ferrettamer (12 hours ago) [-]
I couldn't change my courses until later and now it's full, and I might not be able to take a core course. Fuck
#379436 to #379382 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
Talk to your undergraduate advisor for your faculty. They can overload you into a course if you have a good reason.
User avatar #379438 to #379436 - ferrettamer (7 hours ago) [-]
Yea I plan on going tomorrow or Wednesday. I just hope they will overload it
User avatar #379386 to #379382 - bladeboy (11 hours ago) [-]
Drop out and party at college with me
#379374 - gibroner (13 hours ago) [-]
also saw a car today with a doctor who bumper sticker right next to an autism awareness magnet
User avatar #379385 to #379374 - alexanderburns (12 hours ago) [-]
nice le autism internet meme, my friend!
#379384 to #379374 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
nice shitpost
User avatar #379373 - niggernazi ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
>taking a shit
>same size of shitstain on toilet paper for atleast 15 minutes
>anus starts to bleed from all friction
>brown stain turns red on paper

Luckily i never buy white underpants anymore, i wouldnt need to see picassos latest creation whenever i take them off.
#379465 to #379373 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
My shits have been coming out with the consistency of toothpaste for the pas few days.
User avatar #379390 to #379373 - nimba (11 hours ago) [-]
like a brown sharpie
#379378 to #379373 - redandgreen (13 hours ago) [-]
Oh my goodness, eat more fibre!
Oh my goodness, eat more fibre!
User avatar #379375 to #379373 - Shiny ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Just shower it off with some antibacterial soap.
User avatar #379377 to #379375 - niggernazi ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Sometimes i jst wet the paper and my pain goes away for a few seconds. I dont want to bother to take a shower everytime i shit. But last time (10 minutes ago) i barely had to wipe at all. Maybe jesus heard my prayers?
User avatar #379389 to #379377 - Darianvincent ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Or you ate enough protein.
User avatar #379371 - gibroner (13 hours ago) [-]
the facebook page spirit science it's all this stupid ass new age hippie retardation check it out if you want to cringe
#379365 - conquistafag (13 hours ago) [-]
I hate when people call me big guy
not even fat, just tall
User avatar #379379 to #379365 - redandgreen (12 hours ago) [-]
It's probably meant as a compliment then
User avatar #379381 to #379379 - conquistafag (12 hours ago) [-]
well, yeah
and I appreciate this
User avatar #379366 to #379365 - squalllionhart (13 hours ago) [-]
how's the weather up there?
#379368 to #379366 - conquistafag (13 hours ago) [-]
no one's ever said that to me though
User avatar #379357 - iamannon (14 hours ago) [-]
Hey look we all ironically love fedoralover, who could have fucking seen that coming!
And people wonder why others shitpost...
#379453 to #379357 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
Funnyjunk loves to hate, who could have guessed.

But really, if fedorahumper was mean or spiteful like lavvy or blackhairednaturobitch, I don't think he would have become nearly as popular as he is now. He barely even replys to people, he just leaves a slightly irritating comment on every post and then leaves it to fester.
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