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User avatar #324867 - bladeboy (1 hour ago) [-]
No one else in my fucking family can cook.
User avatar #324889 to #324867 - thebestpieever (10 minutes ago) [-]
How sweet that you're so close to your orgy group that you call them your family now.
User avatar #324890 to #324889 - ferrettamer ONLINE (6 minutes ago) [-]
juggalos would have worked better
#324888 to #324867 - mr skeltal (30 minutes ago) [-]
yeah but your wife can handle the money.

too bad your son has trouble walking, he'd be good and doing da deals.
User avatar #324887 to #324866 - bladeboy (33 minutes ago) [-]
>not getting unlimited

fucking fag
User avatar #324886 to #324866 - cycloneclone ONLINE (35 minutes ago) [-]
>canada
User avatar #324880 to #324866 - thesoulless (1 hour ago) [-]
>buying internet from a company that caps your data usage
User avatar #324869 to #324866 - serhiy ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
>internet that still has limits
#324854 - mr skeltal (2 hours ago) [-]
I really hate it when people describe everything that they like as "AWESOME!" like a t-shirt with the word bacon on it.

Bacon isn't even that great anyway.

Chorizo is the better anyway.
User avatar #324872 to #324857 - dumerveil (1 hour ago) [-]
Chalupas are the shit bro
User avatar #324873 to #324872 - thebestpieever (1 hour ago) [-]
There are 2 mexican foods that are worth a damn and they're bloody fantastic: Jokoke (or however the fuck it is written) and quezadillas. Other than that, meh. Also, I guess menudo if you're in the mood to eat liquid fat with a side of meat.
User avatar #324874 to #324873 - dumerveil (1 hour ago) [-]
>quezadillas
Kill yourself.
User avatar #324875 to #324874 - thebestpieever (1 hour ago) [-]
It's basically a grilled cheese sandwich but smaller and shittier.
User avatar #324876 to #324875 - dumerveil (1 hour ago) [-]
I know what it is.
#324877 to #324876 - thebestpieever (1 hour ago) [-]
Then how is this a point of contention? Cheese + Heat = Pretty damn great.
Also goocamayas are pretty damn cool too, but making that shit north of the border is basically impossible.
#324859 to #324857 - swaggerfiend (2 hours ago) [-]
Spicy food is the best kind of food
User avatar #324863 to #324861 - swaggerfiend (2 hours ago) [-]
I bet you eat that soursweet sissy piss
User avatar #324864 to #324863 - thebestpieever (2 hours ago) [-]
I have no idea of what that means.
User avatar #324865 to #324864 - swaggerfiend (1 hour ago) [-]
Food that is sour and sweet. Commonly in chinese food. Tastes like shit.
User avatar #324871 to #324865 - thebestpieever (1 hour ago) [-]
Meh. Common in Western "Chinese" food.
#324841 - tvfreakuk (2 hours ago) [-]
I hate the fact I'm in a long distance relationship.   
It was really shitty timing that we started dating just a few weeks before I left for university.   
We're planning on her coming to see me one week, but it's hard seeing as I am only fully free on friday (and the rest of the weekend) and she has a job to do most of the time   
   
It also sucks because we could've had a Monday through Wednesday meet because I had nothing to do on Tuesdays but my lecturer has decided to give us a lecture on Tuesdays now too   
   
So I'm texting her trying to figure it out and she's saying shit like "Why are you being so funny with me? I just want to see you."   
I'm not being funny at all - I'm literally saying that I want to see her but I don't know how we'll manage it and she's saying that I'm "being funny"
I hate the fact I'm in a long distance relationship.
It was really shitty timing that we started dating just a few weeks before I left for university.
We're planning on her coming to see me one week, but it's hard seeing as I am only fully free on friday (and the rest of the weekend) and she has a job to do most of the time

It also sucks because we could've had a Monday through Wednesday meet because I had nothing to do on Tuesdays but my lecturer has decided to give us a lecture on Tuesdays now too

So I'm texting her trying to figure it out and she's saying shit like "Why are you being so funny with me? I just want to see you."
I'm not being funny at all - I'm literally saying that I want to see her but I don't know how we'll manage it and she's saying that I'm "being funny"
#324881 to #324841 - mr skeltal (1 hour ago) [-]
It won't last. Break-up now and enjoy yourself at college. It'll only happen later anyway and you'll have wasted time you could have spent enjoying yourself.
User avatar #324845 to #324841 - thegrohltroll (2 hours ago) [-]
At what time do you go to and come back from the university.
User avatar #324850 to #324845 - tvfreakuk (2 hours ago) [-]
not to mention the time i'll be filming and meeting with my group for dissertation
User avatar #324853 to #324850 - thegrohltroll (2 hours ago) [-]
Oh.. I see
User avatar #324848 to #324845 - tvfreakuk (2 hours ago) [-]
9 to 2 monday
12 to 5 every other day
free friday
11 to 1 on saturday
User avatar #324852 to #324848 - thegrohltroll (2 hours ago) [-]
It's not that bad, don't study that much and you'll have plenty of time with her.
PS: Who the fuck has lectures on saturday? This is preposterous
User avatar #324855 to #324852 - tvfreakuk (2 hours ago) [-]
It's not a mandatory thing, but it's something I want to go to and what the lecturer gives people shit about if they don't turn up
User avatar #324860 to #324855 - thegrohltroll (2 hours ago) [-]
Well it's only 2 hours, so it's tolerable.
Have fun with your gf. like go to amusement aprks and shit, don't have sex, sex is for losers
User avatar #324839 - thesoulless (2 hours ago) [-]
I hate that muh coloured text is gone.
User avatar #324843 to #324839 - thegrohltroll (2 hours ago) [-]
I have a 3 month coloured text item, I would've given to you in exchange to your soul, too bad you don't have one
#324846 to #324843 - thebestpieever (2 hours ago) [-]
I could make it worth your time to get that item.
User avatar #324849 to #324846 - thegrohltroll (2 hours ago) [-]
That item will give coloured text for 3 months.
What can you do for me, for 3 months, that equals a glorious forest green coloured text?
User avatar #324847 to #324846 - swaggerfiend (2 hours ago) [-]
Stop being a weeb first
#324851 to #324847 - thebestpieever (2 hours ago) [-]
Excuse me! I'm not offering any sexual favours to you.
Excuse me! I'm not offering any sexual favours to you.
User avatar #324858 to #324851 - thegrohltroll (2 hours ago) [-]
Remember when you were afraid to become a weeb? I do, I had faith in you. I said to myself this nigger is tough, he won't become one. I was wrong.
#324862 to #324858 - thebestpieever (2 hours ago) [-]
But I'm not a weeb.
User avatar #324868 to #324862 - thegrohltroll (1 hour ago) [-]
yes you are
#324870 to #324868 - thebestpieever (1 hour ago) [-]
I am not a weeb. It's bullshit, I am not a weeb, I am not. Oh hi, Mark.
I am not a weeb. It's bullshit, I am not a weeb, I am not. Oh hi, Mark.
#324883 to #324870 - mr skeltal (1 hour ago) [-]
I, I think I love you.
#324884 to #324883 - thebestpieever (53 minutes ago) [-]
Anon, this is too sudden!
Anon, this is too sudden!
#324885 to #324884 - mr skeltal (42 minutes ago) [-]
Edith Piaf - Non, je ne regrette rien - (original)
User avatar #324856 to #324851 - swaggerfiend (2 hours ago) [-]
Stop being a weeb before offering anything to anyone
User avatar #324825 - thegrohltroll (3 hours ago) [-]
People who do this in public:
-Spit
-listen to music loudly
-sit in public transport with their feet up
-Talk loudly and obnoxiously when they're in groups (damn algerians)
-make out intensly with their partner
-disregard hygiene rules
User avatar #324834 to #324825 - thebestpieever (3 hours ago) [-]
I never got why people cared so much of someone's snogging their partner out in the open.
User avatar #324838 to #324834 - thesoulless (2 hours ago) [-]
It wouldn't be so bad if they were making out with nice guys like me instead of some shallow, unenlightened douche bag.
#324882 to #324838 - mr skeltal (1 hour ago) [-]
On behalf of all the shallow, unenlightened douche bags I hope you enjoy your salty tears.
User avatar #324836 to #324834 - thegrohltroll (3 hours ago) [-]
Because it reminds me of how lonely I am.
Seriously though, it makes me feel very uncomfortable.
#324837 to #324836 - mr skeltal (2 hours ago) [-]
Gloomy Sunday Original Version
User avatar #324842 to #324837 - thegrohltroll (2 hours ago) [-]
I liked that, good job anon
#324820 - princessren ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I don;t understand   
I fell asleep at like 11 PM   
why did I sleep for 14 hours...and why do I feel so tired
I don;t understand
I fell asleep at like 11 PM
why did I sleep for 14 hours...and why do I feel so tired
User avatar #324833 to #324820 - thebestpieever (3 hours ago) [-]
If you sleep too much your body can actually develop a light dependence on sleep.
#324832 to #324820 - mr skeltal (3 hours ago) [-]
Didn't sleep properly? Itchy balls?
User avatar #324824 to #324820 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
bitch nigga never heard of oversleeping
User avatar #324826 to #324824 - princessren ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
if this ruins my schedule again I might as well kill myself
User avatar #324827 to #324826 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
We now go to breaking news:
Ren hates her sleep schedule
More at 11.
#324828 to #324827 - princessren ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I'll probably be up at 11 if you want an interview
I'll probably be up at 11 if you want an interview
User avatar #324819 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
mr skeltal is getting really fucking cancerous really fucking fast
#324831 to #324819 - mr skeltal (3 hours ago) [-]
We love you too.
User avatar #324821 to #324819 - ferrettamer ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
thank mr skeltal
User avatar #324822 to #324821 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
thank my dick
User avatar #324823 to #324822 - ferrettamer ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
thank leonhardt's dick
User avatar #324817 - leonhardt (4 hours ago) [-]
>Guy gets pissed when you prove him wrong
>He starts calling you mad
>Comes back several minutes after everyone has left to tell you you're mad
>"I'm not mad though!!!"

Why do I even bother talking to these fucktards anymore
#324835 to #324817 - mr skeltal (3 hours ago) [-]
Y U Mad Bro?
User avatar #324813 - thesoulless (4 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/Important+announcement/xmvNLkz/

When people make gifs like this but the person speaking doesn't even come close to looking like they're saying what's in the caption
#324815 to #324813 - misanthrizzle (4 hours ago) [-]
I could see him saying "protect" at the end, nothing else though.
I could see him saying "protect" at the end, nothing else though.
User avatar #324814 to #324813 - ferrettamer ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
He's speaking Japanese, the subtitles are just translated
User avatar #324781 - leonhardt (7 hours ago) [-]
Are you guys hiring
"We're always accepting applications"
How about you accept my dick into your mouth
User avatar #324797 to #324781 - Shiny (6 hours ago) [-]
Be glad HR consultants can't say what they're thinking, or you'd feel like a piece of shit by the end of that phone call.
#324808 to #324797 - mr skeltal (5 hours ago) [-]
I'd rather have to deal with blunt assholes than passive aggressive hr bitches.
User avatar #324798 to #324797 - leonhardt (6 hours ago) [-]
How so
User avatar #324799 to #324798 - Shiny (6 hours ago) [-]
They have no soul.
User avatar #324800 to #324799 - leonhardt (6 hours ago) [-]
I work with 3 ginger kids I'm sure I can handle it.
User avatar #324793 to #324781 - thebestpieever (6 hours ago) [-]
Apply, though. If you really want the job you'll get it.
User avatar #324796 to #324793 - leonhardt (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah no fucking shit.

I mostly hate that they don't give me a straight ass answer.
Especially when they only have online applications.

"Oh, you came all the way up here to apply? Lol faggot, we're not going to tell you if we're actually hiring. Also you have to go the fuck home in order to apply to work here. We won't even look at your application because fuck you."
User avatar #324784 to #324781 - gibroner (7 hours ago) [-]
"why did you choose to apply here?"
"because you said you were hiring and I need a job"

we both know damn well if I was in position to be picky about where I wanted to work I wouldn't apply to work at a fucking grocery store that pays 20 cents above minimum wage
User avatar #324782 to #324781 - nefarian (7 hours ago) [-]
''Hey you guys hiring?''
''Yeah, want the job?''
''Ok''

I wish it was more like this
User avatar #324783 to #324782 - leonhardt (7 hours ago) [-]
If fucking only
User avatar #324776 - huntergriff ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
I hate how dry my balls are...and itchy.
User avatar #324788 to #324787 - huntergriff ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Lotion makes me feel too wet
User avatar #324789 to #324788 - fishinyourface (7 hours ago) [-]
a girl's saliva? or guys, that's cool too
User avatar #324790 to #324789 - huntergriff ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
>Implying i could get access to either
User avatar #324792 to #324791 - huntergriff ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #324794 to #324792 - fishinyourface (6 hours ago) [-]
hope your balls get better
User avatar #324795 to #324794 - huntergriff ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
As do i.
User avatar #324778 to #324776 - bladeboy (8 hours ago) [-]
Ashy ass nigga
User avatar #324779 to #324778 - huntergriff ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
they aren't normally like this
#324775 - fistfireace (8 hours ago) [-]
Comments like these; people who says shit like this. I'm sorry that your childhood is "gone", I'm sorry that good shows (some anyway) that you liked ended; I'm sorry, that you've grown up.

But let's be honest: do you honestly think stations like Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon are going to continue to make shows that you'd enjoy? Hell no. They're making children shows, you know, for children. Just like how they showed children shows for you, when you were a child. They're not going to stick to the same shows (besides Spongebob) for you because of nostalgia.

It's time for new children who are growing up to get their own favorite shows and just because you don't like them, doesn't mean the children will dislike them as well.
#324812 to #324775 - epicscorpion (4 hours ago) [-]
Too bad half those "amazing" old shows were shit.
#324809 to #324775 - mr skeltal (5 hours ago) [-]
Welcome to /co/.
User avatar #324761 - rynkar (12 hours ago) [-]
I hate how apparently saying anything is a bandwagon is purely because you don't like it and not because it's actually a bandwagon.
User avatar #324785 to #324761 - dalokan (7 hours ago) [-]
ur a bandwagon
User avatar #324786 to #324785 - rynkar (7 hours ago) [-]
I wish.
User avatar #324769 to #324761 - sugoi (9 hours ago) [-]
Yup, people skeptical of basically everything that comes outta anyone's mouth that doesn't agree with them.

I think it's just the fad of the era, I kinda hope it'll go away soon.
User avatar #324762 to #324761 - leonhardt (12 hours ago) [-]
Saying something is a bandwagon is a bandwagon itself
#324754 - huntergriff ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
the fact that the fucking creation kit crashed while I was making a new modded follower for skyrim...now i've got to start aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall fucking over.
the fact that the fucking creation kit crashed while I was making a new modded follower for skyrim...now i've got to start aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall fucking over.
#324830 to #324754 - mr skeltal (3 hours ago) [-]
Bethesda quality.
User avatar #324770 to #324754 - sugoi (9 hours ago) [-]
Yeah whenever I work on something and the softawre crashes.
The 2nd time around I get paranoid for the first half hour and just save every time I make a change.
User avatar #324756 to #324754 - EdwardNigma (12 hours ago) [-]
Make Mungo.
User avatar #324764 to #324756 - huntergriff ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
mungo?
User avatar #324766 to #324765 - huntergriff ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
I'll do it for halloween. have him be a werewolf.
User avatar #324751 - thebestpieever (15 hours ago) [-]
How come that if you're looking for an album cover older than 10 years all options are pixelated or decoloured to all fuck? Did an apocalypse happen while I wasn't looking or what?
#324736 - furiousmarshmellow (16 hours ago) [-]
No, go ahead. Use the weapons that I find annoying. I can't stop you from using them because they're "part of the game."   
   
That doesn't mean I'm not going to stop thinking of you as a douchebag.
No, go ahead. Use the weapons that I find annoying. I can't stop you from using them because they're "part of the game."

That doesn't mean I'm not going to stop thinking of you as a douchebag.
User avatar #324771 to #324736 - geothermal ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Fucking DAO12 on BF3, most annoying gun on the planet if you used slugs.
#324753 to #324736 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Come on, tell big papa Average what guns made you upset?
Was it the AWP? The Auto? The P90?
Its ok baby, you can tell me
User avatar #324748 to #324736 - thebestpieever (16 hours ago) [-]
lrn2counter
User avatar #324749 to #324748 - furiousmarshmellow (16 hours ago) [-]
Not that easy.
User avatar #324750 to #324749 - thebestpieever (16 hours ago) [-]
Do it though.
#324740 to #324736 - epicscorpion (16 hours ago) [-]
You moron. Of course they're part of the game. The obviously flawless play testers and balancers decided completely voluntarily that something so imbalanced should be part of the game, therefore you should use it.
#324747 to #324740 - furiousmarshmellow (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm serious, the sarcasm REALLY burns.
I'm serious, the sarcasm REALLY burns.
User avatar #324731 - wallbuilder (16 hours ago) [-]
That fucking feel when the last desperate torrent you can find loses it's seeders.
User avatar #324723 - oceanfrank ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
EU LoL fans who CONTINUOUSLY make up excuses as to why they lost and how "on a good day" Alliance could shit on the Koreans. BRO IT'S OVER, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND YOU LOST TO KABUM AND OMG, GET OVER IT MAN!
#324743 to #324723 - epicscorpion (16 hours ago) [-]
This is like Brazil v Germany all over again eh
User avatar #324745 to #324743 - oceanfrank ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
it's more like colombia vs brazil or mexico vs. netherlands. Its done and the penalties counted, end of story. I dwelled on it but holy shit I wasn't delusional about how much better one team was.
User avatar #324724 to #324723 - dumerveil (17 hours ago) [-]
EU LoL fans confirmed for playing on the Alliance roster.
#324713 - thebestpieever (17 hours ago) [-]
God fucking damn it. Cleaning these fucking pieces of shit is so fucking annoying. Dust always gets trapped in the crevices and akdnaslkdnaskldnsklandaskldnaskldsadas.
User avatar #324802 to #324713 - teoanon ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
k-ony is fucking shit
User avatar #324804 to #324802 - thebestpieever (5 hours ago) [-]
Fucking tell me about it.
User avatar #324773 to #324713 - nefarian (8 hours ago) [-]
Weeb
User avatar #324763 to #324713 - dalokan (11 hours ago) [-]
Yoghurt time
User avatar #324760 to #324713 - Timmietim ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
cum on it
User avatar #324816 to #324760 - misanthrizzle (4 hours ago) [-]
isn't that the reason for buying those
User avatar #324739 to #324713 - Darianvincent ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Get some compressed air you weeb.
#324741 to #324739 - thebestpieever (16 hours ago) [-]
Why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this?
User avatar #324742 to #324741 - Darianvincent ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
All the cool kids are doing it. :^)
#324744 to #324742 - thebestpieever (16 hours ago) [-]
Farg's cool, but he's bald so he loses his coolness. And furious isn't cool. So the only cool kid doing it is Nigma.
User avatar #324746 to #324744 - Darianvincent ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Gee wiz
User avatar #324737 to #324713 - furiousmarshmellow (16 hours ago) [-]
no anime on hating board
User avatar #324725 to #324713 - EdwardNigma (17 hours ago) [-]
Weeb.
You too, fargfive.
#324729 to #324725 - thebestpieever (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm not a weeaboo. Farg is the only Boo of Weaabs here.
User avatar #324730 to #324729 - EdwardNigma (16 hours ago) [-]
A weeb in denial, truly the saddest thing.
#324732 to #324730 - thebestpieever (16 hours ago) [-]
Shut up, Nigma, you meany.
Shut up, Nigma, you meany.
User avatar #324733 to #324732 - EdwardNigma (16 hours ago) [-]
I may be a meany, but at least I'm not a weeb.
#324734 to #324733 - thebestpieever (16 hours ago) [-]
But I'm not a weeb. I don't even like the animus and the mangos.
But I'm not a weeb. I don't even like the animus and the mangos.
User avatar #324735 to #324734 - EdwardNigma (16 hours ago) [-]
Bullshit, I bet you have a mango tree in your backyard.
#324738 to #324735 - thebestpieever (16 hours ago) [-]
No. I have a rose bush and a fruitless tree.
No. I have a rose bush and a fruitless tree.
User avatar #324726 to #324725 - themanwithnoplan (16 hours ago) [-]
Did someone say Weeaboo?
User avatar #324727 to #324726 - EdwardNigma (16 hours ago) [-]
No, I said weeb.
User avatar #324728 to #324727 - themanwithnoplan (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh.

Carry on.
User avatar #324714 to #324713 - fargfive (17 hours ago) [-]
weeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeb
#324717 to #324715 - fargfive (17 hours ago) [-]
I say this with six figures on the shelf above my head and one more in the mail, a Gurren Lagann bag next to me, 90% of my phone's storage space being manga and Kalafina playing, you're a weeb.
#324718 to #324717 - thebestpieever (17 hours ago) [-]
But none of these two entire shelfs of weeburines are mine. I don't want to be a weeb, Otacon was a weeb and Otacon's a fag.
But seriously, what the fuck's Kalafina?
User avatar #324719 to #324718 - fargfive (17 hours ago) [-]
Kalafina - Magia Get your casual shit out of my sight.

I'm stealing "weeburines". That's hilarious.
User avatar #324721 to #324719 - thebestpieever (17 hours ago) [-]
That was... interesting. Feel a bit sorry for the guitarist, though, the whole song he was clearly jacking off his metal boner to reach a thrash metal orgasm... that never actually came. Still, pretty alright. Might check them out later.
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