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#309593 - anonymous (44 minutes ago) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Logic+so+good+it+hurts/funny-pictures/5263705/
Economic is one of the biggest faggots on the site. Blocks people, deletes comments that disprove him, etc.
User avatar #309591 - thegrohltroll (2 hours ago) [-]
Obvious person shitposting
People thumb him down
Random guy :"stop thumbing him down, you're giving him what he wants"
People start thumbing the shitposter up.


How about not thumbing at all? Giving them not aytention is the only solution you fucking idiots.
User avatar #309592 to #309591 - thegrohltroll (2 hours ago) [-]
Giving them no attention*
User avatar #309587 - wallbuilder (3 hours ago) [-]
I hate how everything one of my friends says is just "shitpost" drivel. It's like they think it's humour, but it's actually a tumour.
"Burn the Jews"
"Saraba watashi no ai"
"I want to drug fuck you. Anal. And shit."
"I'm on my way to stick shit in your asshole."
"CUNT IT CUNT IT CUNT IT! CUNT HER CUNT AND FUCK HER CUNT!"
"I'm going to cook like legit... in a shithole. And then do a massive cum dump. Roll a j then 420 out irl."
"Ayy lmao"
"Ayy lmao"
"Ayy lmao"
"Ayy lmao"
#309572 - theteoless (4 hours ago) [-]
**theteoless rolled user desacabose **
#309584 to #309572 - conquistafag (3 hours ago) [-]
**conquistafag rolled user admin **
User avatar #309586 to #309584 - conquistafag (3 hours ago) [-]
i guess it's time to screencap this and upload it as content :^)
User avatar #309555 - Conquistador (5 hours ago) [-]
I hate when furfags contradict themselves and try so hard to save the name and reputation of their fandom even though it's already been soiled. The comments in the link are good examples.

funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Otherkins+are+fucked+up/djtMLqw/
#309575 to #309555 - hazenberdan (4 hours ago) [-]
How can you soil something that had a bad name to begin with? The only thing furries are really known for are art,bitching,and fursuit sex.
User avatar #309551 - thelegendneverdies (5 hours ago) [-]
I hate how one of my friends always bitches when another friend (J) tries to plan something or hang out with me. The kid's legit clinging on to me. J texted all of us to hang out and immediately the other guy texted me saying "just ignore his group message I don't want to hang out with him". Fuck you bud, we're not a fucking couple. Yeah, I said I'd hang out with you since you're gonna help me with my ALS challenge but I'm devoting my day to you. He's always like "hanging out with J is gonna suck because he's a stoner (not true) and all he'll talk about is weed (also untrue), and everything we do is boring" as if talking shit really makes me want to hang out with you. Also I hate how my brother also smokes cigs right by our backdoor or on the balcony but if you get near him he acts like hes doing nothing. Honestly, I don't care if he wants to kill himself, just stop fucking hiding it because its obvious.
User avatar #309566 to #309551 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
That story is why I have a very hefty dislike of Albertans. There's a reason my somewhat new motto is "Hell is Alberta".
User avatar #309568 to #309566 - thelegendneverdies (4 hours ago) [-]
shut up you filthy somali
User avatar #309573 to #309568 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
tfw the Sunrise near my house went out of business so no more black people food
#309553 to #309551 - hazenberdan (5 hours ago) [-]
That story is why I have a very hefty dislike of humans. There's a reason my somewhat new motto is "Hell is other people".
User avatar #309558 to #309553 - thelegendneverdies (4 hours ago) [-]
With all due respect, don't fucking use my post to justify your edginess.
#309560 to #309558 - hazenberdan (4 hours ago) [-]
Call it what you like,I hate people. They're lying,deceitful,and downright moronic. Half of this city is pregnant teenagers,and the other half is full of mind midgets who whine about having no jobs and then when a new business opens up they go "Not in MY backyard!" and keep pestering them until they leave.
#309535 - foreveranonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
I hate kill la kill
I actually watched the whole thing with the bae
It starts to get remotely interesting on episode 19/24, when the show is nearly over
The story is bullshit, and the ending is fucking stupid, too

2/10, people only like it because boobs and butts
User avatar #309588 to #309535 - wallbuilder (3 hours ago) [-]
But eyebrows lol

It's age bracket is 13-16 year old males, don't expect anything fancy. Half of mainstream(Inb4 hipster) anime is shit, a quarter of it is okay and the rest is acceptable-excellent.
User avatar #309563 to #309535 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
I watched with my horribly weebish sister. It was dumb, but eh, it was decent. I don't think nayone actually cares for the boobs and the butts in that show, though, everything is drawn loony toons style. It's hardly enticing.
User avatar #309582 to #309563 - foreveranonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
It's the only thing I could come up with as to why people like the show so much. I thought it was a relatively boring show, not even the plot twists were interesting
User avatar #309583 to #309582 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Eh. I've seen much worse. At least it embraces its ridiculousness wholeheartedly.
User avatar #309546 to #309535 - leonhardt (5 hours ago) [-]
"people only like it because boobs and butts"

WOW, WHAT A TOTALLY NEW CONCEPT
User avatar #309536 to #309535 - majormayor (5 hours ago) [-]
For all I know, I probably wouldn't like it.
#309530 - princessren (5 hours ago) [-]
I hate hate HATE that Craig Ferguson is going to stop being the host of the late late show after christmas   
I am watching the show and can't stop laughing
I hate hate HATE that Craig Ferguson is going to stop being the host of the late late show after christmas
I am watching the show and can't stop laughing
User avatar #309549 to #309530 - alexanderburns (5 hours ago) [-]
more like fag faguson
User avatar #309524 - thesoulless (5 hours ago) [-]
>cooking
>no cilantro
I hate when you're cooking, and then you find out that you're missing an ingredient.

I hate accidentally putting too much of one ingredient or another in things.
#309523 - hazenberdan (5 hours ago) [-]
Seriously,what's up with all the feminism and anti-vegan posts lately? I thought we finally got over feminism after everyone shut up about that luda..thing. And then the anti vegan posts are the exact reason I hate vegans. "HURR PLANTS GOOD FOR YOU MEET BAD EET PLANTS" and now it's "HURR MEET GOOD FOR YOU PLANTS BAD EET MEET". I'll eat a baby cow if I damn well please,don't try and force me to live your shitty life.
Seriously,what's up with all the feminism and anti-vegan posts lately? I thought we finally got over feminism after everyone shut up about that luda..thing. And then the anti vegan posts are the exact reason I hate vegans. "HURR PLANTS GOOD FOR YOU MEET BAD EET PLANTS" and now it's "HURR MEET GOOD FOR YOU PLANTS BAD EET MEET". I'll eat a baby cow if I damn well please,don't try and force me to live your shitty life.
User avatar #309539 to #309523 - thesoulless (5 hours ago) [-]
As long as there are crazy feminists, people will complain about them. It's probably going to flare up a bit now that the whole morally corrupt journalism thing is being talked about.

As for the anti-vegan thing, it appears to be the result of a successful real troll. Apparently, a certain polysaccharide is more hated that schnizel, who is infamous for constantly posting content about how jews did 9/11 and other such things.
User avatar #309589 to #309539 - schnizel (2 hours ago) [-]
With jews, you lose m8. But I will always be here to keep the balance.
#309541 to #309539 - hazenberdan (5 hours ago) [-]
...Okay,on the first one,what? ...Actually,what on both them.
User avatar #309543 to #309541 - thesoulless (5 hours ago) [-]
What are you confused about?
#309545 to #309543 - hazenberdan (5 hours ago) [-]
What journalism thing,and how in the hell did the meat thing happen from a troll?
User avatar #309557 to #309545 - thesoulless (4 hours ago) [-]
There's this text post up right now about some chick who's fucking guys so in exchange for them giving her positive publicity and suppressing negative publicity.

The big meat thing is a reaction to a certain user whose handle is the name of a very common polysaccharide, who posted a bunch of vegan bullshit, and as a result people are getting mad and posting similar meat-related things.
#309559 to #309557 - hazenberdan (4 hours ago) [-]
Wonderful. Business as usual then. Dev's bribing the reviewers is nothing new. Why is everyone so fucking angry about it though?
Wonderful. Business as usual then. Dev's bribing the reviewers is nothing new. Why is everyone so fucking angry about it though?
User avatar #309569 to #309559 - thesoulless (4 hours ago) [-]
I think it's because it's gotten so bad that discussion of the incident is being suppressed on a huge number of independent websites, not just gaming publications, but also on sites like reddit and 4chan.
#309570 to #309569 - hazenberdan (4 hours ago) [-]
..Oh. ..Yeah,I can see how that'd piss people off.
User avatar #309571 to #309570 - thesoulless (4 hours ago) [-]
Yep, and I don't know if it's true or not, but I heard that 4chan is actually at risk of being shut donw because some girl tried to kill herself or something.
#309574 to #309571 - hazenberdan (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah,and let 4chan users go outside for once? There'd be nothing in their way anymore.
User avatar #309526 to #309523 - thebestpieever (5 hours ago) [-]
Cute girl. Sauce.
User avatar #309529 to #309526 - thesoulless (5 hours ago) [-]
Boku no Piko
#309528 to #309526 - hazenberdan (5 hours ago) [-]
Zero No Tsukaima/The Familiar of Zero. It's a show I watched as a kid,never finished. Came back and torrented it a few months ago. I still have the link to the torrent if you'd like. It's about a teen named Saito Hiraga,and he falls through a portal to another world. Girl in the gif is Louise Vallerie. She has a long fucking complicated name so I'm just going to say that instead. The alternate world is a midevil world full of magic. It's like a romantic comedy with some badass fights thrown in.
Zero No Tsukaima/The Familiar of Zero. It's a show I watched as a kid,never finished. Came back and torrented it a few months ago. I still have the link to the torrent if you'd like. It's about a teen named Saito Hiraga,and he falls through a portal to another world. Girl in the gif is Louise Vallerie. She has a long fucking complicated name so I'm just going to say that instead. The alternate world is a midevil world full of magic. It's like a romantic comedy with some badass fights thrown in.
User avatar #309531 to #309528 - thebestpieever (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh. I actually watched that. I don't remember the girl, apparently, but I remember liking it and I recognise the name.
#309532 to #309531 - hazenberdan (5 hours ago) [-]
..Shit,I'm not sure how,she's a pink haired girl who often blows up the MC.
User avatar #309537 to #309532 - thebestpieever (5 hours ago) [-]
Shit, I don't know, I watched it like 5 years ago or something?
#309540 to #309537 - hazenberdan (5 hours ago) [-]
*Shrug* I watched it when it first came out. Then again,I guess you'd remeber better if you had to wait for the new episodes 'n shit.
User avatar #309565 to #309540 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
I don't know, dude, all anime girls look kind of the same to me.
#309567 to #309565 - hazenberdan (4 hours ago) [-]
I guess you got a point,shit,there's about 5 million tsundere types,3 million "stoic emotionless oh but is so totally human" types,and then a near unlimited supply of "WEEEEEEEEEEEIMSOHAPPY" types.
User avatar #309576 to #309567 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Wait. Hold on. I remember now. She was like a really aggressive kinda girl and stuff. And I remember their room reminded me a lot of my room back in secondary school and she reminded me of my roomate.

I also remember the queen was best girl.
#309577 to #309576 - hazenberdan (4 hours ago) [-]
Kinda aggressive? She beat the MC with a riding crop if he as much stared at another woman.
User avatar #309578 to #309577 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Details, details. That also reminded me of secondary school, though in another way. But yeah, it was a good series. I liked the blonde dude with the giant mole.
#309579 to #309578 - hazenberdan (4 hours ago) [-]
I knew a girl like that too,come to think of it. Violent chicks are pretty common I guess. But,on a sad sidenote,the creator kicked the bucket,so,don't be expecting anymore. The last season was basically there to calm the sea of tears in their fanbase.
User avatar #309580 to #309579 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
I thought it had already ended. I remember the last season being pretty damn final. They killed an evil king or something. But that's pretty sad, it's always tragic to see a work of art incomplete. I guess it hits me more because I'm a writer myself.
#309581 to #309580 - hazenberdan (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah,he was 3 books from being finished too. And not really,it was a giant dragon thing. Was pretty badass. Involved a fighter jet. But yeah,the death of an author's never easy,especially if he's as involved with the fanbase as Nobooru was.
User avatar #309522 - geothermal ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
>watching youtube videos to find out what "Five Nights at Freddys'" is
>have HabCast running in the background
>someone sends me minimail in the game
>"DING" at 10 million decibels
>nearly shit myself
>jump scare on youtube video
>almost shit self again
#309534 to #309522 - hazenberdan (5 hours ago) [-]
...So,what IS Five Nights at Freddies?
User avatar #309538 to #309534 - geothermal ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Shitty horror game based on watching anamatronics move around. You watch them through security cameras and try to keep safe when they get near you. You sit in a chair in a security office, with two doors on either side of you. You have limited power you cant have the doors closed constantly, or have the camera on constantly.

If you run out of power, you are defenseless.
#309542 to #309538 - hazenberdan (5 hours ago) [-]
...That...sounds pretty fucking stupid.
User avatar #309547 to #309542 - geothermal ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Its a jump scare game, shit just catches you off guard. But at least i looks pretty.
#309550 to #309547 - hazenberdan (5 hours ago) [-]
Scary or not,jump-scares are god damn terrifying when you're not expecting them. It's why my deadspace 2 got traded in. I couldn't play the game for longer than an hour without nearly shitting myself because some fucking mutant corpse thing decided to make salad out of Isaac's skull.
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User avatar #309507 - thesoulless (5 hours ago) [-]
I hate that I don't have long hair anymore. I kinda miss it now.

#309513 to #309507 - thebestpieever (5 hours ago) [-]
>Cutting your hair.
User avatar #309514 to #309513 - thesoulless (5 hours ago) [-]
>being employed
User avatar #309516 to #309514 - thebestpieever (5 hours ago) [-]
... Really? Just wet it and put it in a ponytail. I got through 6 months of office work and executive meetings with that.
User avatar #309518 to #309516 - thesoulless (5 hours ago) [-]
I just graduated high-school, so it's just a part time job filling barrels in a bulk food store. Maybe I'm wrong, but I've always been under the impression that it's really hard to get a job with long hair.
User avatar #309525 to #309518 - thebestpieever (5 hours ago) [-]
Nah. I've worked with tons of people with long hair, way longer than mine. What you can shouldn't do is wear it down. Stick it down a hat, plaster it with hair gel or tie it or something. That's what I've seen most people do.
User avatar #309527 to #309525 - thesoulless (5 hours ago) [-]
I see. Unfortunately, my hair is really thick, so that probably wouldn't work very well.
#309503 - furiousmarshmellow (5 hours ago) [-]
Politics on FJ. Actually, let's change that.   
   
Politics in general.
Politics on FJ. Actually, let's change that.

Politics in general.
User avatar #309505 to #309503 - majormayor (5 hours ago) [-]
I may as well ascend to becoming Literal Hitler and win all political arguments for Godwin's Law would be meaningless.
#309501 - furiousmarshmellow (6 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck is this "Information Required by IRC Section 6050W" form for Steam?

I can't sell items on the community market and I have never had anything to do wtih taxes.
User avatar #309510 to #309501 - Darianvincent ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Either you made an insane amount of money or you marketed more than 200 items on steam within one year.
User avatar #309511 to #309510 - furiousmarshmellow (5 hours ago) [-]
The latter.
User avatar #309512 to #309511 - Darianvincent ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Give all your personal information to Gaben and you'll be able to sell again, or just wait a year like me and let it all pile up.
User avatar #309499 - geothermal ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Staff on online games who are younger than me.

-_-
User avatar #309474 - wallbuilder (6 hours ago) [-]
Actually getting pretty annoyed at all the "Fuck vegans, I'm such a manly hardass, I eat MEAT! TESTOSTERONE! PECS! WARGALGARBAL! Tastes gud, stay mad." I see 50 anti-vegan shitposts for every vegan one.
User avatar #309502 to #309474 - furiousmarshmellow (6 hours ago) [-]
This and the Feminism posts.
User avatar #309479 to #309474 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
Yes, I am as well. The ones who keeps bragging about it are no better than the vegans who won't shut up about being vegan. Both groups can go gently fuck themselves.
User avatar #309476 to #309474 - leonhardt (6 hours ago) [-]
I blame glycogen
User avatar #309477 to #309476 - wallbuilder (6 hours ago) [-]
It was happening before glycogen, but he's starting to single-handedly reverse the anti-vegan to vegan shitpost ratio.
User avatar #309492 to #309477 - teoyuppie (6 hours ago) [-]
Bacon Bandwagon is the worst.
User avatar #309494 to #309492 - wallbuilder (6 hours ago) [-]
I used to have a misaligned jaw that made it difficult to bite narrow, tough things like bacon and some sandwiches. So I never really had bacon. When it got mentioned in conversation "Oh ehm gee you can't eat bacon? Such sufferage, cri alltime".
After my jaw reconstruction I tried it and it was pretty unspectacular. Fuck bacon.
User avatar #309500 to #309494 - teoyuppie (6 hours ago) [-]
I mean, I like it. It's not healthy but I does add some kick to some things like pizza or certain sandwiches. But the way the internet creams their pants over bacon is simply pathetic. "BACON SAMMICH LELELELELELEL" "1000 Thumbs for you, good sir"
User avatar #309480 to #309477 - leonhardt (6 hours ago) [-]
The Anti-Vegan shit only became a nuisance after he became a nuisance.
User avatar #309481 to #309480 - wallbuilder (6 hours ago) [-]
Nonsense. Anti-vegan shitposting has been going on for over a year at least. It's just becoming more of a thing now thanks to glycogen.
User avatar #309544 to #309481 - nimba (5 hours ago) [-]
maybe what you think are anti-vegan posts are actually pro-meat posts? A lot of people are really into meat.
User avatar #309552 to #309544 - wallbuilder (5 hours ago) [-]
Nah, it's more like a "lol u mad, vegan?" circlejerk, and it's annoying.
User avatar #309554 to #309552 - nimba (5 hours ago) [-]
I have met my fair share of egregious vegan wanks, so maybe I'm not the best person to give sympathy.
User avatar #309556 to #309554 - wallbuilder (5 hours ago) [-]
Haven't met one irl.
User avatar #309562 to #309556 - nimba (4 hours ago) [-]
I don't know about you, but they're all over my university. There's one in my lectures whose laptop background is solid hot pink with the word "VEGAN" stamped on it. She is white, has dreads, wears weird baggy hippy clothes and generally wrongs the place up. We're meant to be scientists, yet she's believing in the religion of veganism when most skeptics agree that veganism is at least medically benign and at most actively harmful. When we graduate she will represent me; we will have the same qualification, except she will be a nutritionist and I will be a scientist. If you're going to have little pet beliefs then you must keep it out of science or be ready to drop it once it's disproven.
User avatar #309482 to #309481 - leonhardt (6 hours ago) [-]
I mean sure there were jokes, but nothing like this shit:
www.funnyjunk.com/Fuck+Vegans/funny-gifs/5263445/
User avatar #309484 to #309482 - wallbuilder (6 hours ago) [-]
I've actually seen that twice before glycogen. And I think one of them was frontpage content, too.
User avatar #309485 to #309484 - leonhardt (6 hours ago) [-]
Obviously I haven't been using the same website as you.
User avatar #309486 to #309485 - wallbuilder (6 hours ago) [-]
Good, it's a terrible place, don't go there.
User avatar #309456 - helpbumout (7 hours ago) [-]
hey whats up
User avatar #309461 to #309456 - teoyuppie (7 hours ago) [-]
Not much. Hating stuff. You?
#309444 - averagewhitekid (7 hours ago) [-]
I think my roommate is a ghost   
I have not seen him in three days   
His food is still all in the same place, I don't think any of it is missing yet, so I can't tell if he is not eating here or what   
All of his dishes stay in the same stack, I only saw some water left in the sink from him presumably washing a dish and then putting it back in the stack   
Every time I think I hear him outside, I open my door and nothing is there   
   
Really starting to spook me out here
I think my roommate is a ghost
I have not seen him in three days
His food is still all in the same place, I don't think any of it is missing yet, so I can't tell if he is not eating here or what
All of his dishes stay in the same stack, I only saw some water left in the sink from him presumably washing a dish and then putting it back in the stack
Every time I think I hear him outside, I open my door and nothing is there

Really starting to spook me out here
User avatar #309452 to #309444 - fistfireace (7 hours ago) [-]
Sounds awesome, really. Consider me jealous.
User avatar #309454 to #309452 - averagewhitekid (7 hours ago) [-]
I mean its kinda cool I guess, but its freaking me out man
Its just the not knowing part, I seriously don't know a single thing about him. I don't even know if he is a man, it could just be a chick this whole time
and I wouldn't even know
User avatar #309457 to #309454 - fistfireace (7 hours ago) [-]
I think I can understand why it would freak you out. I mean, he (or she) can pop up behind you with a knife and you'd be too surprised to do anything.

I'm sure he'll eventually stop hiding from you. Maybe he's shy or something.
User avatar #309462 to #309457 - averagewhitekid (7 hours ago) [-]
I mean, i'm fucking shy
but like, staying dead silent and not moving a single bit of your stuff for 3 days is pretty fucking crazy man
User avatar #309465 to #309462 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
I could stay dead silent if I wanted to..well, that's what I did in school anyway. But the "not moving your stuff" part does seem a little ridiculous.
User avatar #309471 to #309465 - averagewhitekid (6 hours ago) [-]
Well I'm not saying mothafuckin blast your music at max and scream along to it
just like some kind of noise to let me know he/she is fucking alive or even existent

and I fucking know its ridiculous, he left out a bottle of water that was cold and fresh out of the fridge on the counter when I moved in, and its in the exact same spot with the same fucking amount of water in it three days later
like what the fuck, put it back in the fridge or drink it or throw it away or fucking something man its killing me here
User avatar #309473 to #309471 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I know. He could also be a prankster, which would make it worse for you. Probably not the best roommate that you would want to have if he's already messing with you for three days straight.
User avatar #309475 to #309473 - averagewhitekid (6 hours ago) [-]
I dunno man, I am just waiting for like sunday or something so I can stay here all day and sit in the living room to fucking catch him out, because he always is gone when I am out of class or not with friends
User avatar #309478 to #309475 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
Well, good luck with your roommate situation and I hope you can catch him. If not, then, uh, be careful and watch your back and stuff.
User avatar #309464 to #309462 - averagewhitekid (7 hours ago) [-]
and thanks for putting that scenario in my head
i've already been checking my back all the time for him, and i've started looking at the vents because I swear to god I feel like he/she is watching me from there
this is paranoid to the next fucking level
User avatar #309468 to #309464 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
Oh, it's no problem. You're very welcome.

That is highly unlikely, I'd imagine. You probably don't have anything tho worry about. If you really feel like something bad's going to happen, maybe you should try talking to someone about it? Talking about stuff to other people helps sometimes.
User avatar #309472 to #309468 - averagewhitekid (6 hours ago) [-]
I think i'll probably ask for at least his fucking basic roommate information from the main desk, since they were supposed to email that to me anyways
maybe that will take the edge off things if I can at least check some kind of facebook or something like that
User avatar #309469 to #309468 - thebestpieever (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, then they can talk to the police when they find your body.
User avatar #309450 to #309444 - thebestpieever (7 hours ago) [-]
I went to boarding school with a kid that never saw his roomate in their room during all three years because he would sneak out at night and sleep in the bell tower.
User avatar #309453 to #309450 - teoyuppie (7 hours ago) [-]
Quasimodo?
User avatar #309458 to #309453 - thebestpieever (7 hours ago) [-]
Nah, his name was Adrian.
#309467 to #309458 - teoyuppie (6 hours ago) [-]
Bill Conti - The Final Bell (Rocky)
ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAN! ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
#309448 to #309444 - teoyuppie (7 hours ago) [-]
I smell a new fall sitcom. "My spooky roomate!" Coming this fall on Fox.
I smell a new fall sitcom. "My spooky roomate!" Coming this fall on Fox.
User avatar #309439 - geothermal ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Creepy fucking kid is stalking my sister again, i just a phone call from her saying that she saw the fucker watching her from outside.

(This is gonna sound edgy) I beat the holy fuck out of that kid before for this shit, and hes really lucky i never called the cops on him, because he was legit stalking my sister.
User avatar #309496 to #309439 - thesoulless (6 hours ago) [-]
>buy sword
>buy knights' armour
>go to sisters house

When she spots him creeping, go outside and chase him away with the sword drawn and stuff.
User avatar #309497 to #309496 - geothermal ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
I beat him with an aluminum bat last time. Im sure the bat will work still.
User avatar #309498 to #309497 - thesoulless (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure a sword is more intimidating, but man, this guy must be hella determined if you beat him up with a bat and h's still at it.
User avatar #309451 to #309439 - squalllionhart (7 hours ago) [-]
suck his dick
that'll distract him from your sister
User avatar #309441 to #309439 - bladeboy (7 hours ago) [-]
Fuck him in the ass
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