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#340964 - plumpbooty (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah sure, getting shamed by TEH EBUL PAYTREEARKEY!!! totally justifies shoving your baby down a hole to rot just because he was male. Good thinking there, infanticide enabler. So liberal and tolerant!
User avatar #340965 to #340964 - volero ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Easy solution? Keep your legs closed.
User avatar #340959 - finblob ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
>spent 4 months hyping Dragon Age Inquisition
>21st November, it's released
>not enough xbox storage to play it
>order new hard drive
>it arrives
>it's broken
>order another hard drive
let's hope this time it works
User avatar #340956 - wallbuilder ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Laptop's fucked.
It doesn't have its model name written on it so I don't know how to figure out what the name of it's motherboard is to attempt to begin troubleshooting the potential problem. Hundreds of hours of troubleshooting, yet it always comes down to "Yeah, it's fucked. Nothing we can do" or "Dunno'". I want to smash the fucking shit out of this plastic box of suffering. Why the fuck can't things ever just work. It's always an unending struggle of something perpetually being fucking horrible and not working. And then it goes away for no reason. And then something else comes. At this very moment, I hate computers so fucking much.
User avatar #340958 to #340956 - wallbuilder ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
>Looking for BIOS update
>Model is A500
>A500 doesn't exist
The fucking USUAL.
User avatar #340961 to #340958 - wallbuilder ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
>Decide to watch Chinese cartoons because nothing works
>Insert disk
>You must change region to play this media
>Fine, whatever
>"You must have a media source with the corresponding region in order to change your region"

So this anime that was sold in Australia requires a Japanese region-code to play but doesn't count as valid Japanese region-coded material. I'm on a fucking roll tonight.
#340946 - princessren ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I can't tell if I am racist for thinking a black Annie remake is a stupid idea
it's like when they made a black karate kid
I dunno...
User avatar #340950 to #340946 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
Gonna be kinda weird since Annie is an icon as a pale, freckled ginger kid
User avatar #340952 to #340950 - princessren ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
atleast she still has nappy hair
User avatar #340941 - nimba (4 hours ago) [-]
The "atheists are just as bad as religious people" argument.
Yeah that atheist state in the middle east sure is going overboard with their logic beheadings and skeptical slave trains.
Fuck you, until people stop using religion to be assholes I'm going to be as condescending and dismissive as I like.
User avatar #340962 to #340941 - nefarian ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I hate when people think religion itself is causing shit and they they dismiss people as human beings just because they're religious.
User avatar #340947 to #340941 - dalokan (3 hours ago) [-]
Thank you for enlightening us with your forevermore knowledge, O being that does not believe.

A savage christian like me, who stoops to levels of treachery such as praying could not possible ever think of such a compelling logic.

Truly, we should be euphoric now, for we have just been blessed with your great knowledge, O superior non-believer.
#340955 to #340947 - Womens Study Major (3 hours ago) [-]
>dalokan
>thinking he is a good representative for decent Christians
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#340948 to #340947 - nimba (3 hours ago) [-]
You realise that writing like that satirises religious texts? Way to get really defensive right from the start.
You realise that writing like that satirises religious texts? Way to get really defensive right from the start.
User avatar #340949 to #340948 - dalokan (3 hours ago) [-]
Sorry, O superior being, for I am only an ignorant Christian.
User avatar #340944 to #340941 - EdwardNigma (4 hours ago) [-]
So you're using atheism to be an asshole.
User avatar #340945 to #340944 - nimba (3 hours ago) [-]
my level of assholism is way lower than religion as a whole
User avatar #340951 to #340945 - EdwardNigma (3 hours ago) [-]
But you say this like every religious person is bad.
I've met some Christians who are the nicest of people, and seen Atheists who are cunts of the highest caliber. Religion itself is not evil, there are evil people who twist it and use it as en excuse for evil.
There are few things I hate more than people who absolutely can not accept another human being just for following a belief. People will call a religious person intolerant, bigoted and stupid simply for a belief without realising their own god damn hypocrisy. If someone can find comfort in a religion, to make the thought of death that much more bearable, and hurts no one by believing it, who the hell are you to stop them? My philosophy of "don't be a cunt and we'll get along fine" is apparently a controversial opinion.
User avatar #340953 to #340951 - nimba (3 hours ago) [-]
The Quran is evil; it advocates inhumane and cruel attitudes to humans. So does the bible in a number of places. Belief isn't evil, just some things that some people believe in. If you're a moderate (someone who is less religious - someone who picks and chooses what to follow from whichever book they inherited) then you aren't necessarily being a bastard. You can believe in whatever crazy thing you like as long as you are quietly and benignly crazy and don't require others to pat you on the back for it.
User avatar #340954 to #340953 - EdwardNigma (3 hours ago) [-]
Religion will evolve to suit modern society, and people who follow the old version will slowly die out, just as our society changed to suit new technology and advancements.
User avatar #340916 - abject (7 hours ago) [-]
I hate that I live in a society American society where entire generations of children have been brainwashed into thinking that college is the only path to success in life. Why pay tens of thousands of dollars for knowledge that you won't retain passed a single semester? For a piece of paper that says you sat in a room and spewed facts back at your "teacher" who fed them to you? If it's not going to be completely trashed, the education system in the U.S. should at the very least be massively overhauled.
#340928 to #340916 - Womens Study Major (6 hours ago) [-]
it's just that the economy has shifted over the last couple of years where having a degree is becoming more and more import because there are less jobs you can do right out of high school like in your grandparents day
User avatar #340927 to #340916 - alicorn ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
The problem isn't that college doesn't teach you anything because it does, it's that nobody can fucking afford it without scholarships
User avatar #340934 to #340927 - leonhardt (5 hours ago) [-]
And the people whose parents can afford to send them to college waste it on Gender Studies and Liberal Arts majors.
#340918 to #340916 - jadewest (7 hours ago) [-]
>implying people think college/uni is the only path to success   
>implying post high school education isn't pretty fucking important   
>implying you don't actually learn anything in post high school education   
   
you have no clue what you're on about mate
>implying people think college/uni is the only path to success
>implying post high school education isn't pretty fucking important
>implying you don't actually learn anything in post high school education

you have no clue what you're on about mate
User avatar #340925 to #340918 - leonhardt (6 hours ago) [-]
>you have no clue what you're on about mate

Because he didn't go to college.
User avatar #340926 to #340925 - jadewest (6 hours ago) [-]
I can't tell if you are agreeing with me here or not
#340921 to #340918 - Womens Study Major (6 hours ago) [-]
He's actually on to something though have you SEEN public education lately, people have a right to bitch about not being able to afford secondary education because they haven't learned shit to earn one   
   
8th grade kids attending the local homeschool classes speak fluently in three fucking languages   
   
the high school kids here barely understand the required spanish classes you can't tell me something isn't wrong with that
He's actually on to something though have you SEEN public education lately, people have a right to bitch about not being able to afford secondary education because they haven't learned shit to earn one

8th grade kids attending the local homeschool classes speak fluently in three fucking languages

the high school kids here barely understand the required spanish classes you can't tell me something isn't wrong with that
User avatar #340923 to #340921 - jadewest (6 hours ago) [-]
I wasn't talking about high school m8
#340917 to #340916 - dumerveil (7 hours ago) [-]
I hope you're joking but in case you're not   
No one is brainwashed into thinking they have to attend university. Neither of my parents did and none of my 4 brothers went. They're all successful working as welders or for offshore drilling companies. That was always an option for me, and for most of my peers. We were encouraged to go to universities in school because its fucking school. Your understanding of university, and education as a whole, is really fucked man. The U.S. has some of the best universities in the world and a lot of positions require you hold a college degree. Boy gee willickers Johnny those doctors, lawyers, teachers, and scientists sure don't retain any information or apply what they learned EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. in their professions! Are you just spewing bullshit or what?
I hope you're joking but in case you're not
No one is brainwashed into thinking they have to attend university. Neither of my parents did and none of my 4 brothers went. They're all successful working as welders or for offshore drilling companies. That was always an option for me, and for most of my peers. We were encouraged to go to universities in school because its fucking school. Your understanding of university, and education as a whole, is really fucked man. The U.S. has some of the best universities in the world and a lot of positions require you hold a college degree. Boy gee willickers Johnny those doctors, lawyers, teachers, and scientists sure don't retain any information or apply what they learned EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. in their professions! Are you just spewing bullshit or what?
User avatar #340915 - leonhardt (8 hours ago) [-]
"7.8/10 Too Much Water"
#340960 to #340915 - Womens Study Major (2 hours ago) [-]
I don't even get what's so funny about it
User avatar #340922 to #340915 - wallbuilder ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
I came here to post that. Looks like my work's been done for me.
User avatar #340913 - larsfillmore (8 hours ago) [-]
I hate people who say "Just roll a blunt and forget about your problems"
#340914 to #340913 - Womens Study Major (8 hours ago) [-]
just roll a blunt and forget about it
User avatar #340910 - Tyranitar (8 hours ago) [-]
I hate when an atheist (I'm not saying all atheists are bad, this is just referring to a small, vocal minority) will act like an intolerant fuckhead, going around insulting people's religions, or mocking people just for having religions, and then turn around and say "Hurr durr I'm not intolerant, religious people are."

I'll tell ya, for every horrible, intolerant religious person I've met, I've seen 3 atheists that were just as bad, if not worse.
User avatar #340907 - reginleif (9 hours ago) [-]
autism thread down apparently.
#340904 - nefarian ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Using ''autism'' as a go-to insult has gotten really fucking old. It barely even makes sense.
User avatar #340911 to #340904 - leonhardt (8 hours ago) [-]
>Faggot
User avatar #340908 to #340904 - cycloneclone (9 hours ago) [-]
LOL Fuck off autsist XXDXDXD
#340892 - levvy (10 hours ago) [-]
Why does admin let totally incompetent people become mods?

That "test" must be really easy - or he must be retarded.
#340963 to #340892 - babybeel (1 hour ago) [-]
My alt was a mod for a short while and I barely even paid attention when taking the test. Hell you're not even meant to use alts apparently and I even said that but they still gave me it. I think at some point they were just handing it out.
User avatar #340894 to #340892 - thesoulless (10 hours ago) [-]
Who did they ban now, that you think didn't have it coming?
User avatar #340896 to #340894 - levvy (10 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Cringe+comp+p2/funny-pictures/5363774/11#11

He should be banned.

Why the ugly personality?
User avatar #340905 to #340896 - nefarian ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
It's funny, because admin is actually encouraging shitposting, which is the only thing you did.
User avatar #340906 to #340905 - levvy (9 hours ago) [-]
Never anything to get my self banned though.

I would never post gore.
User avatar #340899 to #340896 - thesoulless (10 hours ago) [-]
Sorry, I'm used to seeing a lot of complaints from the average retards that infest this site who whine like toddlers when people are banned for legitimate reasons.

What did he say? He deleted the comment.
User avatar #340900 to #340899 - levvy (10 hours ago) [-]
Spammed porn.
#340893 to #340892 - randomwanker (10 hours ago) [-]
We're gonna get funky levvy are you ready?
User avatar #340897 to #340893 - levvy (10 hours ago) [-]
Bye.
User avatar #340901 to #340897 - randomwanker (10 hours ago) [-]
Hey levvy I just met you and this is crazy, but were both shit posting so annoying ain't it
User avatar #340898 to #340897 - randomwanker (10 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#340888 - tvfreakuk (11 hours ago) [-]
People go on about it a lot, but it's something that will just get discussed a lot, so deal with it.
I just thought of another thing that pisses me off about the whole "muh female characters" thing that people like Anita Sarkessawhosit or whatever her name is goes on about.
It's something else that others also say, about the fact they could just make the game themselves if they wanted - which some have.
But I just remembered this video she posted where it was basically like a little animated video of "Imagine a game where a princess is kidnapped..." and goes on to talk about a game that actually sounds interesting but then was never mentioned again - because it was more of a "The men already in the industry should make this game" rather than a "Here's an interesting idea for a game, we should make it."
You have the idea right there, bitch! Just make it!
User avatar #340929 to #340888 - princessren ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
"I wish they offered better programming on TV"
"why don't you make a TV show then retard"

I agree the lady is stupid, but people who say that are just as retarded
User avatar #340957 to #340929 - tvfreakuk (2 hours ago) [-]
I don't like a lot of TV shows nowadays.
I want to be a filmmaker, and also possibly make TV
What you just said is exactly what I'm doing.

I'm not saying everyone should do it, because not everyone is interested in making films or making games; but someone like Sarkeesian is the type of person who seems very interested but just won't.
User avatar #340936 to #340929 - aherorising ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
well, she did didn't she? She made her own youtube-series and got pretty succesfull in doing so.
Additionally, games is a market that can be entered way more easily than mainstream TV. The game-dev equivalent of making your own tv show would be something like approaching EA games and expecting them to release your game straight away, and pretty unrealistic. But getting your game on steam greenlight is far from as hard or impossible as getting a tv show to air.
User avatar #340937 to #340936 - princessren ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
she would obviously be referring to mainstream gaming tho
not indie crap
User avatar #340938 to #340937 - aherorising ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Then that's the equivalent of me wanting shows like jersey shore to get cancelled, or reality tv. I am convinced that it has an incredibly bad influence on general public, and it oversexualizes everything, but that doesn't mean I can expect the shows to get pulled.
User avatar #340939 to #340938 - princessren ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
which is why you have to make your own show/youtube series :^)
or whatever the metaphor is...I dunno
I just think it is a stupid argument it's the equivalent to "you can't insult that I would like to see you do better"
User avatar #340971 to #340939 - tvfreakuk (7 minutes ago) [-]
Not really
Like I said, what I mean is that it's devs and stuff who are trying to make their own games, and people like Sarkeesian who are saying this, and they are getting the public to rally around this.
They don't just want to make their own game with characters they like, they want other people who should have their own rights to their own characters actions and designs to change it as well.
User avatar #340943 to #340939 - aherorising ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
hmmm, that's true I guess.
#340912 to #340888 - Womens Study Major (8 hours ago) [-]
Anita Sarkeesian is a con artist.

She will never do a honest day's work in her life.
User avatar #340895 to #340888 - thebestpieever (10 hours ago) [-]
My problem with Sarkeesian is that, in paper, I'm totally on board with her work. I think it's important to think about what you use as a writer of any media. I think it's important to stop and think for a second why it's a bit weird that you can tell Kai Leng is the bad guy immediately because he's thinner, of more delicate features and of longer hair than Shepard. And why you can tell the Illusive Man is not to be trusted because he wears fancy clothes, engages in luxury and constantly has a smoke or a glass of wine in hand. Or why it may be a bit problematic that in Super Princess Peach Peach's defining ability is her mood swings. Not to make anyone feel bad or to show them how horrible they are, but to see how one may be perpetrating certain problematic ideas even without wanting to. And, even if that weren't enough, just so we could get more variation upon these themes.

Yes. On paper I'm on board with a work that illustrates these issues and tries to show how they perpetrate certain ideas even without intent. But she's so fucking bad at it. Not only does she go full on accusatory on her shit, but she's also just plain dull, terrible at structuring and segues and she picks the worst possible examples one could think of. I remember in one of her videos she was complaining about the fact that the corpses of women could be stripped down and moved around in Fallout.
User avatar #340902 to #340895 - tvfreakuk (10 hours ago) [-]
I agree.
I don't find the idea of looking at male and female characters wrong; just the way a lot of people do it is stupid.
Like, I remember a guy in my class saying that Percy Jackson is racist because "the black guy gets sent to Hell so that the white characters can save the day"
I mean, yeah - because it's such a horrible thing that he got to have sex with Persephone for a while before getting saved and promoted.

With Sarkessian; my major problem is that she's contradictory in everything - there is no good example (or at least, hardly any) in her eyes.
Woman saved by a man? Prize to be won
Man saved by a woman? She's just a tool to be used for the man's safety
Women portrayed as the "demon seductress" (Brides of Dracula etc.)? Women are seen as evil sexual predators
Women portrayed as being hypnotised/seduced by strong and dark men (Dracula)? Women are being shown as weak in comparison to men.
There's no fucking winning.
#340940 to #340902 - princessren ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
I was under the impression Percy Jackson was kid friendly
I was under the impression Percy Jackson was kid friendly
#340882 - Womens Study Major (11 hours ago) [-]
"X be like"
#340877 - Womens Study Major (11 hours ago) [-]
mfw users thumb me down and then go to my profile
User avatar #340887 to #340877 - leonhardt (11 hours ago) [-]
But you're an anon. You have no profile.
User avatar #340873 - leonhardt (11 hours ago) [-]
Sean Bean

And the fucktards who lost their shit over his name.
User avatar #340909 to #340873 - EdwardNigma (8 hours ago) [-]
But I like Sean Bean.
#340885 to #340873 - Womens Study Major (11 hours ago) [-]
no one actually gets angry and overly discontented over his name
you need to stop taking every tumblr post you see so literally
#340886 to #340885 - leonhardt (11 hours ago) [-]
>Tumblr post

Lol I'm talking about the comments on FJ in regards to the tumblr post.
I know they're not serious. I'm sick of the joke. Chill your autism.
User avatar #340920 to #340886 - jbabco (7 hours ago) [-]
>using "autism" as an insult.
User avatar #340924 to #340920 - leonhardt (6 hours ago) [-]
>Getting upset over someone using "autism" as an insult
User avatar #340870 - fishinyourface (12 hours ago) [-]
"I want the source to this porn for science hahahhhaha for science"
#340852 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
When songs a great fraction of a century old by bands no one knows about aren't available in your country that no one knows about.
When songs a great fraction of a century old by bands no one knows about aren't available in your country that no one knows about.
User avatar #340862 to #340852 - thebestpieever (12 hours ago) [-]
Oh. I remember one of the most irritant days of my life. "Hey, you got anything by Crass?"
"The Clash, yeah, it's over there on the punk section"
"No, I looked over, there's nothing by Crass"
"'Course there is, we got Clash, we got London Calling, we got Sandinista, all that stuff"
"No, no. Crass. C-R-A-S-S"
"Crash? I don't think that's a band"
"No, dude, Crass. Crass."
"Yeah, sorry, dude. Crash is not a band"

Fucking Mexico. And it wasn't even that obscure of a band. Or at all, really.
User avatar #340871 to #340862 - tvfreakuk (12 hours ago) [-]
"The name is Crass, not Clash"
User avatar #340876 to #340871 - thebestpieever (11 hours ago) [-]
He was Mexican, dude. It was all greek to him. I spelled it to him.
User avatar #340880 to #340876 - kaisakuenkou (11 hours ago) [-]
did you say the letters in mexican?
User avatar #340883 to #340880 - thebestpieever (11 hours ago) [-]
"Seh errrrrrrreh errrrrrrrreh ah eseh eseh"
User avatar #340878 to #340876 - tvfreakuk (11 hours ago) [-]
I was referring to a Crass song, White Punks on Hope
User avatar #340879 to #340878 - thebestpieever (11 hours ago) [-]
Oh. I'm retarded, I don't remember the lyrics to most songs.
User avatar #340881 to #340879 - tvfreakuk (11 hours ago) [-]
I'm normally terrible too - but it was just kind of a coincidence that I liked
User avatar #340865 to #340862 - shibe (12 hours ago) [-]
i like crass
User avatar #340863 to #340862 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
I meant more of youtube videos but yeah my aunt works at a music store and they didn't even have any bands I liked
User avatar #340860 to #340852 - shibe (12 hours ago) [-]
it sucks living in a first world country like uruguay or the united states
User avatar #340861 to #340860 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
What are you talking about. It's great living in uruguay, my dad's watching a video and i just have to buffer youtube videos at 144p every 4 seconds.
User avatar #340866 to #340861 - shibe (12 hours ago) [-]
that's just because you have bad internet, most of uruguay actually has decent internet that's better than the average american speed i think
User avatar #340867 to #340866 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm hoping they finish installing fiber optics or whatever that shit is called already so I can download games in less than a full day.
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