happy valentine's day FJ!. A poem roses are red violets are blue be my valentine I'm waiting for you. Blood is red bruises are blue be my valentine don't say no Valentines Day
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - ultralinkfan
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(02/13/2014) [-]
roses are red
my name is dave
i can't make poems
microwave.
#51 to #3 - Doe
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you can imagine how much I laughed after reading this. I instantly sent this link to my friends and told this poem to my brother. Nothing from front page was even remotly as funny as this comment. thank you, you made my day
#70 to #51 - anon id: 2ba83a6a
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please refrain fro, wetting yourself
User avatar #207 to #3 - badboywantsu
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thank you for this as my name is dave i can actually use this
#47 to #3 - huewut
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That went pretty ******* well though
That went pretty ******* well though
#5 to #3 - themagicpanda [OP]
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That was beautiful
#48 to #3 - kweel
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#31 - niggernazi
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i'd shove my 12 inch valentine schlong up her tight ******** and ******** her so bad that she will **** blood for the rest of the week if you know what i mean
i'd shove my 12 inch valentine schlong up her tight ******** and ******** her so bad that she will **** blood for the rest of the week if you know what i mean
User avatar #33 to #31 - flybager
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I don't think I know what you mean, care to explain?
#44 to #31 - kaboomz
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#49 to #31 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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I recall you saying it was 9 inches? What the ****, man?
User avatar #58 to #49 - niggernazi
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(02/14/2014) [-]
it has grown
User avatar #98 to #31 - dyalibya
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Join the line
#208 to #31 - studbeefpile
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User avatar #138 to #31 - ninjason
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I'd tongue punch her fart box!
#65 to #31 - takemythumb
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#37 to #31 - insiderainbowdash
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I'd be carefull what you say, some people might think thats a sexual reference.
I'd be carefull what you say, some people might think thats a sexual reference.
#183 to #37 - megusters
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(02/14/2014) [-]
Hehehe...69...sexual reference...
#139 to #37 - eyecontacthandjob
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#19 - ganondork
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#194 to #19 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Oh my...
#22 to #19 - ganondork
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(02/14/2014) [-]
Or
Or
#25 to #22 - Polomaster
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... so this is what if feels like to be aroused...
... so this is what if feels like to be aroused...
User avatar #64 to #25 - enemyoftrn
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The fact that your gif shows the girl have a relief face is more disturbing especially with the caption.
User avatar #219 to #64 - Polomaster
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well we're all social recluses here on the internet, so actual feelings are a relief!
#112 to #25 - anon id: 43ea1964
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Boner'd
#40 - xXCorpitoXx
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mo
Shindeiru
#124 to #40 - legitimately
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#54 - sirbrentcoe
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i actually find her quite attractive...
i actually find her quite attractive...
User avatar #63 to #54 - Hokago
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what do you mean by "quite"?
#66 to #63 - sanguinesolitude
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#127 to #66 - anon id: 48bcded8
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Jon Snow, u kno nufink
#135 to #127 - sanguinesolitude
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User avatar #72 to #63 - sirbrentcoe
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very?
#108 to #54 - diomedes
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She's mai waifu.
#81 to #54 - Crucifyy
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For ***** sake so does everyone else
User avatar #83 to #81 - sirbrentcoe
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nah, i've heard of a lot of people saying she's too creepy looking.
#85 to #83 - Crucifyy
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Okay well no **** some people won't like her but god damn every single post this girl is in the comments are flooded with comments like yours. There are the ones like yours and then the one's that are in the form of a question "Hurr am I da only one who finds her hawt?!" After awhile it just makes one go "Oh for ***** sake"
User avatar #86 to #85 - sirbrentcoe
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really mate, it was just something to type with the gif i use when i see her posted on here. take a breath.
#88 to #86 - Crucifyy
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I'm not upset, but I understand why you'd read a comment that goes against yours and think that.. It's all good
#90 to #88 - sirbrentcoe
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your demeanor suggests otherwise. your comments are not supportive or derogatory towards my original statement. simply an expression of frustration with the response I chose to attach to a relevant gif.
your demeanor suggests otherwise. your comments are not supportive or derogatory towards my original statement. simply an expression of frustration with the response I chose to attach to a relevant gif.
#94 to #90 - Crucifyy
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Well, I don't necessarily care how you take my comment or what you think it suggests,but I was just saying that your comment ,which is typical as **** on these kind of posts , get pretty old after a bit. Attached is how I've actually been through out this whole conversation, as opposed to being oh so frustrated
User avatar #95 to #94 - sirbrentcoe
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who said i was frustrated? i have been calm and cordial this entire exchange, not to mention thumbing your comments up. and if you do not care what I think, why continue to respond? at any rate, your 'disapproval' for my choice of words could be mistaken for anger, what with your use of profanity and hurr durring. how bored are you if you took the time to respond to something multiple times?
#99 to #95 - Crucifyy
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Oh jeez, I stopped reading right after your first sentence in that paragraph. I was talking about me but okie dokie
Oh jeez, I stopped reading right after your first sentence in that paragraph. I was talking about me but okie dokie
User avatar #101 to #99 - sirbrentcoe
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your last statement as opposed to oh so frustrated appeared to be directed at me. my mistake.
#126 to #83 - anon id: 48bcded8
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She only looks creepy 'cause of her meme having gone viral though 'n people used to seeing her as the overly attached girlfriend :[
#39 - yodaddysofat
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#111 to #39 - mainlyjunk
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OH YES   
fap time
OH YES
fap time
#45 to #39 - deathklokiller
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(02/14/2014) [-]
stop it! im trying to get over that sexy psycho   sauce?
stop it! im trying to get over that sexy psycho sauce?
#41 - kanatana
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**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at When N.Korea Attacks ** Roses are red, violets are blue
I killed your bunny, let's have rabbit stew.
#92 to #41 - newdevyx
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#93 to #92 - kanatana
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**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Hey kids, wanna see a rainbow? ** I'd nuke you like you were Israel and I was Iran.
#35 - harbingerwolf
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User avatar #67 - urumasi
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Roses are red,
I agree too.
But violets are purple,
not ******* blue.
User avatar #68 to #67 - punkeryo
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^this
#75 to #67 - scoobi
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If you said "Roses are red, violets are purple..." nothing rhymes with purple.
#202 to #75 - twentyten
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Several words do rhyme with purple.
User avatar #203 to #202 - scoobi
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Like what. Name a word that is in the English language and is a real word
#206 to #203 - twentyten
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There are no perfect rhyming words for purple in Modern English, but.... some words like Curple and hirple do rhyme.
User avatar #76 to #75 - urumasi
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Roses are red,
violets are purple.
I'll go to space,
I'll crush a kerbal.
User avatar #77 to #76 - scoobi
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Kerbal isn't a real word though
#78 to #77 - urumasi
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Ahem.
User avatar #79 to #78 - scoobi
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I know that but kerbal isn't a real word in the English language
User avatar #80 to #79 - urumasi
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Roses are red,
violets are purple.
( ͡° ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ʖ ͡°),
( ͡° ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ʖ ͡°).
User avatar #118 to #80 - viscerys
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Roses are red, Violets are purple- "LOOK AT THE BOOTY OH LORD THE BOOTY!"
#102 - specialday
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i saw this such a long time ago. i could've gotten front page ):
#103 to #102 - themagicpanda [OP]
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User avatar #107 to #103 - specialday
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haha