ha. . The Swiss r, rtist If been pretty. Only the officer model included one of those. Also the officers had to pay for that add-on because the military did not deem it necessary for a fighting unit.
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The Swiss r, rtist If been pretty
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#1 - felixjarl (08/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Only the officer model included one of those.


Also the officers had to pay for that add-on because the military did not deem it necessary for a fighting unit.
User avatar #6 - maaarknuuuut (08/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
imagine the drill instructors

"Many of you men have never opened Chardonnay while under fire"
User avatar #10 - darkmagicmge (08/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My swiss army knife has a phillips head screwdriver instead of a corkscrew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - reginleif (08/04/2014) [-]
You have no confidence in your chances for victory.
#17 - vladhellsing (08/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Imagine how chill the Russians must be.
#23 to #17 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
I don't think Russians drink anything that is corked.
#27 - mathmanchris (08/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#16 - knarta (08/04/2014) [+] (8 replies)
The official Swiss army Soldatenmesser does not have a corkscrew, but instead a screwdriver
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (08/04/2014) [-]
It was originally just a screwdriver for their guns, but they kept losing it so they added a ******* of other stuff so they wouldn't lose it.
#5 - janaa (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
the french invented the 'swiss' army knife
#9 to #5 - lolfacejimmy ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
a French guy designed it for the swiss army who said it was impractical
User avatar #33 - ruebezahl (08/04/2014) [-]
That's a cork screw?? I always thought it was an eye gouger. At least I always used it like that.
#2 - chrisel (08/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #31 - sideism (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
switzerland is mentioned, swell with knives and wrist watches
User avatar #24 - kirkbot (08/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
since I'm just a low rank soldier, mine has a screwdriver where the corkscrew would be on the officer version
User avatar #20 - gragasvlad (08/04/2014) [-]
well who would want to buy an army knife with the expectations of loss
#45 - ohmygwad (08/04/2014) [-]
WANT SOME LUNCH
User avatar #37 - konradkurze (08/04/2014) [-]
corkscrew
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sounds like they intended to have girls nights during wars
#26 - lordraine ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Obviously. You'd be confident too if you had the Templars in your corner.
#22 - randompassword (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Yes Swiss content AND something to be proud of....My day is made, I can go to bed now
Yes Swiss content AND something to be proud of....My day is made, I can go to bed now
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