ha. i weigh about $1700... and now im broke. on -the -Floor my room. My grandma's' her " i). One could say she weighs 591.97 pounds my Laptop is expensive and its Not a Mac
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i weigh about $1700... and now im broke

on -the -Floor my room.
My grandma's' her " i)
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#1 - independentboy (10/06/2013) [+] (28 replies)
stickied by laziness
I'm sorry, but you must be borderline alzheimers if you think this is a scale. It has a keyboard for God's sake.
#9 - gildemoono (10/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
One could say she weighs 591.97 pounds
One could say she weighs 591.97 pounds
User avatar #5 - daxeboo ONLINE (10/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Okay, what the **** was your grandmother even doing in your room?
User avatar #7 to #5 - grandlordchicken (10/07/2013) [-]
Attempting to use the scale, obviously.
User avatar #32 - mion ONLINE (10/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The scale showed 104kg (~208lbs) last week.

I lost roughly 42lbs (21kg) in 8 months.

I is happy.

(Just thought I'd share, no one cares, I guess)
User avatar #30 - luthervonappledorf (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
For once this would have been funnier if it was in England/Britain.

"She weighs £592"
User avatar #23 - konradkurze (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
a scale....right

more like it was a mac and she said to herself " **** that ***** and stomped on it on purpose
#36 - anonymous (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What did the British man say to the American woman who spent $40 on a gym membership?
"Wow! Looks like you lost 25 pounds!"
User avatar #38 to #36 - TheHon (10/07/2013) [-]
conclusion: The original joke would be funnier if it was in sterling.
User avatar #29 - jacklane (10/07/2013) [-]
She really weighs 591 pounds.
User avatar #58 - stillanonymous (10/07/2013) [-]
damn. what kind of mobile motherboard costs $950?
User avatar #51 - reican (10/07/2013) [-]
a closed laptop + poor eyesight + the fact that many electronic scales today get the same size as a closed laptop= plausible.
#40 - amuzen (10/07/2013) [-]
this would be a super stressful situation because I
A. Wouldn't be able to pay one of my friends 950 dollars for something that was done partially out of their carelessness
B. Wouldn't want my friend stressing out my grandma who would already feel bad enough as it is.
C. Wouldn't want to de-friend that person.
Most of my friends if they came back into the room to see that happened they would freak the **** out and first try to get me to pay for it then they would try to get my grandma to pay for it who also couldn't, then they would storm off all pissed like meaning there would really be no coming back from that for it and would've just lost a friend which is not something I have a lot of.
User avatar #18 - thegamerslife (10/07/2013) [+] (10 replies)
God damn, that is an expensive laptop!
User avatar #17 - moshimoshi (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is nobody going to mention how enormously STUPID it is to leave fragile, expensive **** on the floor?
#14 - anonymous (10/07/2013) [-]
I bet it was a Mac
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