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HUNT How
mu Shl] I'll]___ IVIE gains
llits! r! ii
can t use with will
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Submitted: 07/20/2014
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#1 - jamiemsm ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#2 - infinitereaper (07/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>apply for job   
>get call, looking good, I'm qualified   
>interview   
>"it says here you are an astrophysicist, which is nice"   
>yes sir I like the cosmos, I would do well at the science center   
>"says here you only have one Olympic medal"    
>sir I swear the other guy was on steroids   
>"Fair enough, well I'll-oh dear"   
>whats wrong sir?   
>"you are only half asian?"   
>yes but-   
>"sorry we aren't hiring. "
>apply for job
>get call, looking good, I'm qualified
>interview
>"it says here you are an astrophysicist, which is nice"
>yes sir I like the cosmos, I would do well at the science center
>"says here you only have one Olympic medal"
>sir I swear the other guy was on steroids
>"Fair enough, well I'll-oh dear"
>whats wrong sir?
>"you are only half asian?"
>yes but-
>"sorry we aren't hiring. "
#15 - ragdollomg (07/21/2014) [-]
Thank **** Facebook is back up.

I've had to phone 247 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a glass of wine and going to bed, lol'. It's taken me all night!

User avatar #3 - xmonke (07/21/2014) [+] (8 replies)
This week I was fired on spot for clocking in at 7:48 when I was supposed to be there at 7:45. fml
User avatar #5 to #4 - xmonke (07/21/2014) [-]
yet here i am
#25 - Womens Study Major (07/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #35 to #25 - arrogant (07/21/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #21 - asheskirata ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
I actually got hired because of that last one
User avatar #34 - beatmasterz (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
whats the difference between a resume and a cv
#36 to #34 - thearcher (07/21/2014) [-]
Nothing - they're both different idioms for the same thing
User avatar #28 - calawesome (07/21/2014) [-]
I worked at a job for three months, then one monday, when I called to get my shifts, I was told I off that week. Did it the next, and the next, and the next, and the next. After that I didnt bother.


Turns out the manager hired her yolo douchebag friend over me because he decided to quit school at 16 and not do anything. They didn't tell me and I found that out myself.
#17 - swagbot (07/21/2014) [-]
I'll file this post away under "Things that Never happen Ever in the History of Ever...ever".
User avatar #9 - wertologist (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My last job had a horrible boss and 3/4 supervisors who didn't even do their job. I actually got yelled at for doing my job by my retarded supervisor(he showed up to clock in, once to check on people, and another time to leave and hour early). My boss yelled at me for doing my job also saying I needed to wait for a supervisor to hand me a piece of paper with a name on it before helping said person off a plane when I would often just go down because the gate agents needed me to(which is my ******* job). My boss also paid us less than min wage and wanted us to look extremely professional and sent me home and wrote me up because the uniform shirt she gave me was to big and wrinkly. Spent over $100 on pants, shoes, belts for that and she kept finding new reasons to bitch at me. After months of being treated like **** , I quit.

Funny thing is tomorrow I'm going in to get hired for their competitors.
User avatar #23 to #9 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
I've had the job from hell.

-Daily, they told you that you were company property.
-The owner said all the time that our paychecks were stealing food from his kids mouths, and that it's big government forcing him to pay us.
-I was injured (foot ran over by a palate jack), and the shift manager made me stay because I walked to the nurses office so I obviously faked it. (went to the emergency room after my shift and found I had cracked a bone in my foot. Doctor got me a week off, and I got workers comp, despite the company threatening to fire me if I cashed the workers comp check). Worked 8 hours on that foot.
-The company kept tabs on you via facebook, monitoring all your activity including the pages you liked and the pictures you shared. If you did anything they didn't like, you were given a stern talking to and threatened with your job if you liked anything the company didn't approve of.
-Constant double shifts (highly illegal in manufacturing. OSHA was contacted)

The EEOC has been notified...so maybe I can get some people together and form a lawsuit.

Why was I let go? Co-worker hated me because my cousins made fun of him in school because he was a land whale. As soon as he got promoted, He was out the door.
#45 - manager (07/22/2014) [-]
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU PEOPLE!?
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU PEOPLE!?
User avatar #42 - thelastelephant (07/21/2014) [-]
Worst job I applied for: Grocery store. Not the job itself, I have grocery experience. I know some of the people who worked at my local store and they gave me tips on when they were hiring. I had my resume and my application in early and all the manager would say is "Come back later" or "Don't call us, we'll call you." After three weeks of hounding I'd noticed that she'd been deliberately hiring other people instead of me, so I stopped trying.

I work at a local bar now and it's the best job I've ever had. And I basically got hired because I went in with a resume and asked if they needed anyone. Thank **** for catering experience.
#38 - hetreks (07/21/2014) [-]
**hetreks rolled image** good luck to any of us trying to get a job atm. follow ur dreams
User avatar #32 - shadowblaziard (07/21/2014) [-]
I always though a CV and a resume were the same thing
#30 - Womens Study Major (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Stop focing more ****** macros, we don't need them.
User avatar #20 - caffeine (07/21/2014) [-]
**caffeine rolls 6,964**
User avatar #13 - thegamerslife ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I worked a job for two weeks once and it was good, pay was good, etc. I got "laid off" cause the boss didn't think I was working fast enough... I confronted the twat (in a professional manner) and he had no excuses besides, "you aren't working out". I asked him to lower my pay and give me another week or two and let me know what he wanted changed so I could basically have a second shot, and he wouldn't even tell me what was wrong, and there were still plenty of trucks that needed converting. ******* asshole.
User avatar #10 - skorve (07/21/2014) [-]
Applied at a Chic-Fil-A once. As soon as I got home from filling it out, I got a call, asking if I could interview right away. Went in, and it was a great guy named Paul who said the store was slow so he had time. He saw I'd recently stopped college and asked me what the deal was, and we talked a long time. He told me at the end of the interview what he liked and what made him nervous, and then got the guy who owned the store and had him interview me as well, very candidly and conversationally.

I didn't get the job - they told me they weren't hiring then, but might be later - but it was still my best hiring manager experience.
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