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File: Damien cf the Sun and Ml... i. (Mitt KB, 2134x3054]
sbe me
saod
sylphs as fuck
samefa as fuck
splash back 4. 5 hilling years am
Wm high as balls and came up with this crazy idea
hits a way Mr species change intj ather species CHEF time, without me having dc shit
skall it "" because its a eccl scudding ward
surecte planet, put a few mi it, and upload
spast forward present day
Wm partying it up with sane Telexes mi this dinosaur planet I just created
suecide check in mi planet see if anything interesting has happened
that its populated by hellions of mama that lcuk like me
sbut they tiem' t have my powers, they' re just a bunch of
sstill pretty freaked cut that they lcuk like me, thaugh
scheck back in mi planet afterr few hundred years
sall the have uploaded their consciousnesses intj a giant quantum supercomputer
sit can talk
sit tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite numbered universes
sand cne of those universes is the cne I' m in
I created myself
...
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#7 - neefew (05/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Alpha as fuck   
Omega as fuck
Alpha as fuck
Omega as fuck
User avatar #5 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
"Alpha as fuck
Omega as fuck"
already lost it right there
#17 - melwach (05/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
#1 - imalamp (05/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
just like this poor fucker
#3 to #1 - fourtwentt (05/13/2014) [-]
No he's his own grandfather, yfw
User avatar #30 - roxasftw ONLINE (05/13/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Well, I'm going to quote the bible for no random reason at all
"Revelation 21:6 :
I am Alpha, and Omega, The beginning and the end
I shall give unto him that is the thirst of the fountain's water of life"
That was your mother's favorite passage, now come on I think your little friend amata wants to play
#43 - poppies (05/13/2014) [-]
"Alpha as fuck.   
Omega as fuck."
"Alpha as fuck.
Omega as fuck."
#24 - trolljaboy (05/13/2014) [+] (19 replies)
#22 - thorstoned (05/13/2014) [-]
"Billions of people that look like me"
"Billions of people that look like me"
#62 - lamanad (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well, this post was a roller coaster from beginning to end.
#51 - rabidaardvark (05/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I love the idea that evolution was just God being lazy as shit, not wanting to have to actually do anything for billions of years. Thats th kind of thinking that makes God seem more relatable.
#79 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
>Alpha as fuck
>Omega as fuck
#86 - commontroll (05/14/2014) [-]
"Alpha as fuck, Omega as fuck."
"Alpha as fuck, Omega as fuck."
#75 - warlockrichard ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
#36 - dogziller (05/13/2014) [-]
alpha as fuck
omega as fuck
#18 - blilyborschtbelt (05/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What do you call a glass with no water?

A cup
User avatar #56 - leberkase (05/13/2014) [+] (16 replies)
dude, evolution is nothing but a theory, if evolution is true, how did life start from just materials????
User avatar #58 to #56 - nought (05/13/2014) [-]
actually, even if you're trying to troll that is a great question asked by many new to science, I suggest everyone else besides you learn about the Miller-urey experiment and the formation of amino acids
#39 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** so he'll help you if you thirsty
**anonymous rolled image** so he'll help you if you thirsty
#88 - myjeren (05/14/2014) [-]
>Alpha as fuck
>Omega as fuck
mfw
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