god. . File: Damien cf the Sun and Ml... i. (Mitt KB, 2134x3054] sbe me saod sylphs as samefa as splash back 4. 5 hilling years am Wm high as balls and came up
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File: Damien cf the Sun and Ml... i. (Mitt KB, 2134x3054]
sbe me
sylphs as ****
samefa as ****
splash back 4. 5 hilling years am
Wm high as balls and came up with this crazy idea
hits a way Mr species change intj ather species CHEF time, without me having dc ****
skall it "" because its a eccl scudding ward
surecte planet, put a few mi it, and upload
spast forward present day
Wm partying it up with sane Telexes mi this dinosaur planet I just created
suecide check in mi planet see if anything interesting has happened
that its populated by hellions of mama that lcuk like me
sbut they tiem' t have my powers, they' re just a bunch of
sstill pretty freaked cut that they lcuk like me, thaugh
scheck back in mi planet afterr few hundred years
sall the have uploaded their consciousnesses intj a giant quantum supercomputer
sit can talk
sit tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite numbered universes
sand cne of those universes is the cne I' m in
I created myself
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#7 - neefew (05/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Alpha as 						****					   
Omega as 						****
Alpha as ****
Omega as ****
User avatar #5 - swimmingprodigy (05/13/2014) [-]
"Alpha as ****
Omega as **** "
already lost it right there
#17 - melwach ONLINE (05/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
#1 - imalamp ONLINE (05/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
just like this poor ******
#3 to #1 - fourtwentt (05/13/2014) [-]
No he's his own grandfather, yfw
User avatar #30 - roxasftw ONLINE (05/13/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Well, I'm going to quote the bible for no random reason at all
"Revelation 21:6 :
I am Alpha, and Omega, The beginning and the end
I shall give unto him that is the thirst of the fountain's water of life"
That was your mother's favorite passage, now come on I think your little friend amata wants to play
#43 - poppies (05/13/2014) [-]
"Alpha as 						****					.   
Omega as 						****					."
"Alpha as **** .
Omega as **** ."
#24 - trolljaboy (05/13/2014) [+] (19 replies)
#22 - thorstoned ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
"Billions of people that look like me"
"Billions of people that look like me"
#62 - lamanad ONLINE (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well, this post was a roller coaster from beginning to end.
#51 - rabidaardvark (05/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I love the idea that evolution was just God being lazy as **** , not wanting to have to actually do anything for billions of years. Thats th kind of thinking that makes God seem more relatable.
#79 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
>Alpha as ****
>Omega as ****
#86 - commontroll (05/14/2014) [-]
"Alpha as 						****					, Omega as 						****					."
"Alpha as **** , Omega as **** ."
#36 - dogziller ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
alpha as ****
omega as ****
#18 - blilyborschtbelt (05/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What do you call a glass with no water?

A cup
User avatar #56 - leberkase (05/13/2014) [+] (16 replies)
dude, evolution is nothing but a theory, if evolution is true, how did life start from just materials????
User avatar #58 to #56 - nought (05/13/2014) [-]
actually, even if you're trying to troll that is a great question asked by many new to science, I suggest everyone else besides you learn about the Miller-urey experiment and the formation of amino acids
#39 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** so he'll help you if you thirsty
**anonymous rolled image** so he'll help you if you thirsty
#88 - myjeren (05/14/2014) [-]
>Alpha as ****
>Omega as ****
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