getting paid to act normal? of course. . mu get million. but Every day, you must make eye contact with a random stranger and wink at them While eating a banana. will you press t funny Banana wink
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getting paid to act normal? of course

mu get million. but Every day, you must
make eye contact with a
random stranger and
wink at them While eating
a banana.
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#5 - doujinshi (12/29/2013) [+] (14 replies)
The Perfect Button.
#6 - suikerpapa (12/29/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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#11 to #6 - zantox (12/29/2013) [-]
He's not even pressing the button he's just lightly tapping it.
User avatar #35 - habasparkz (12/30/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I got a good one.

You have your absolute dream girl/boy, nothing ever goes wrong between the 2 of you.
But
You have to be a vegan.
#39 to #35 - xpyrofire **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [-]
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#15 - studbeefpile (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#9 - GmCity (12/29/2013) [-]
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#29 - pfccross (12/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
only wink at girls
only wink at girls
User avatar #50 - badmotorfinger (12/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i hate bananas
User avatar #58 to #50 - tomowrath (12/30/2013) [-]
bananas are easier to eat when your sitting in a lamborghini
#164 - kaboomz (12/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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> get the 150M
> get a couple of lamborghinis, ferraris and porches
> get bananas
> drive through town to find a pretty girl
> approach her on the street
> get in front of her and stare her in the eyes and start eating the banana
> say something banana-alpha "ay bby wanna some of my banana?" "im rich bitch!" "wanna go for a ride on my yellow banana lambo?"
> bitches love money and bananas so she will agree instantly
> get her home and **** her brains out
> repeat till you die except the part where you spend 5M on a ******* car you idiot


yfw you are the banana playboy
yfw infinite banana sex
yfw you living the banana life
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#22 - xiellion (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
aids
#1 - starblood (12/29/2013) [-]
Like I don't already do that every day?
Like I don't already do that every day?
#76 - sindrifreyr (12/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#127 - commonly (12/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I do that to high school students when they come to tour my university.
I do that to high school students when they come to tour my university.
User avatar #158 - cubanwhiteman (12/30/2013) [-]
So you're telling me I get 100 million dollars for being just a step less weird than I already am?
Sounds good to me.
User avatar #145 - joshthepoet (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's a win- win situation. I get to have money and creep the hell out of people.
#146 to #145 - knovar (12/30/2013) [-]
And you already do one of those
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User avatar #139 to #137 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [-]
They will come find you and brutally anal fist you
#150 - manirock (12/30/2013) [-]
Kind of reminds me of one of my favorite comics
User avatar #89 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You know I wish the dowside to these options were better. Course I would ******* do it for 100 million, i'd wake up 6 o'clock every morning to the buss stop, as the bus is about to drive away i'll do the deed, go home to my ************* mansion and do rich people stuff.
#19 - xxxgnipsxxx (12/30/2013) [-]
Making people uncomfortable AND having tons of money? I'd ******* break that button from pressing so hard.
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