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I love hew Tumblr teaches
us new to be perfect
criminals.
Also, if yeu' re burying a full bedy,
make sure you bury them
verticaly Satellites orbiting
earth leek fer holes that are
approx. Sh long because that' s
suspicious. Ideally though, drain
your bedy in a tub ((Unix
fluid's with bleach and let them
soak befire draining and take
precautions to keep your house
frem smelling like death frem
your sink and whatnot- Draining
the bedy also keeps decamp at
bay a bit and makes it easier to
portion)) and cut it to bits. It' s
easier to bury a head than a
whale bedy, and takes less time
you den' t have to tell your
neighbors, "Oh, I' m night
gardening l"
Also, if a deg happens acre's it,
it' s mere likely it will ‘ veer a
single bedy part than all ofyour
Another methode is to put it into a
septic tank. They' re a plethora
bacteria, and the smell waste
covers the smell
decomposition very well.
You sheild also destrey all teeth,
massacre the face and burn
fingerprints/ remove finger tips to
keep frem identifying by anything
other than DNA.
I didn' t eema up with these
ideas, just what I' gleaned
trem reading en the Internet.
I used jejeje abaut Tumblr teaching
us hm to get away with murder. but
**** , man
the thing is when I see this I want to go kill
a dankest because I have the knowledge
thanks mblr
Remember when yeu' re at the crime scene to wipe
dawn all surfaces and then take the ‘victims hands
and touch things with there Pick up cups and run
the hands along table deps. A reem with zero
fingerprints is very suspicious
If you live near the ocean you can drain the bedy
and cut up the eatliver into small pieces then mix it
all tegether with fish parts and dispise it easily
by pretending to chem the water tor fish and
sharks. Actually m churn the water a bit befire
dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty
hungry fish around Stick around and fish tor a
while anyone who happens to see you wen' t get
suspicious. This way we den' t have any bedy parts
lying around waiting to be dug up and '.
Plus we might catch a marlin er something.
PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN
I I AM DONE
Dent ferget that the chances being caught are greatly
reduced if we murder sameone whe has no connection to
you at all. Most murderers end up killing sameone they knew
in senate fashion, so they' re easily caught. Serial killers kill at
randam. hence why they can kill a let befire they screw up.
I am not a serial killer, honest
I am seriously concerned tor all we
please me tor tagging this tor future reference, IT' S FDR
PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES
I' M PRE I I Y SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON
BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT TO BE COMPILED
AS A HANDBOOK
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User avatar #5 - justafangirl (09/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Slightly worried about the people who favorited this.
#2 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - Brass (09/06/2014) [-]
Shouldn't it be a picture of that red mallard duck?
#4 - juffs (09/05/2014) [-]
Hog pens.

******* will eat EVERYTHING

Bones and all.
User avatar #3 - hashtronaut (09/05/2014) [-]
Necro - Dead Body Disposal
#1 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
I watch Blue Blood, Criminal Minds, CSI, Hawaii Five-O, Longmire, Major Crimes, NCIS, NCIS LA, Rizzoli and Isles and horror movies, especially about serial killers but damn, these people posting this on the net scare me!
#7 - zeroqp (09/05/2014) [-]
"ex-husband" mentioned   
   
thanks for making me picture my wife decaying slowly, FJ.
"ex-husband" mentioned

thanks for making me picture my wife decaying slowly, FJ.
#6 - amonlavtar (09/05/2014) [-]
Screaming in caps
Screaming in caps
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