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What I I was getting after
buying , german shepherd:
ttet! trr-! terrifying killing machine
This cute sen sf a bitch!
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Submitted: 02/14/2014
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#9 - pebar (02/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>son of a bitch
#10 - azraelthemage (02/15/2014) [-]
Actually, a German shepard can be both if you raise them right. They'll be the most loyal friend you'll have, but god have mercy on anyone who threatens you in front of them. For they will not.
#38 - thechosentroll (02/15/2014) [+] (14 replies)
People assume that larger dogs like pitbulls or german shepherds are pretty aggressive. This is complete ******** . Frankly, I have no idea why, but a dogs' size and aggressiveness seem to be inversely proportional - the smaller it is, the more it wants to ****** everything that moves. That's why a san bernard would never attack you unless you piss it off, while a poodle will try to rip out your kneecaps on sight. In reality, german shepherds are pushovers. That's one of the reasons they're used as police dogs - they'll never attack someone unless commanded to, since it's not in their nature. Same with pitbulls and most guard dogs - they're chosen, since they'd never attack their owners, but if they think you're a threat to their masters, they'll use your buttcheeks as dental floss.
#7 - firuswolf (02/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I like to pile **** on top of my German shepherd.
#19 - vladhellsing ONLINE (02/15/2014) [+] (16 replies)
I'd LOVE to have a black German shepherd.
#6 - chuffberry ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
my uncle has a german shepherd police dog and i have such respect for that mofo. he falls asleep on my lap and lets me rub his belly for hours, but i know for a fact that this dog has killed a person. pic related his name is Ranger
User avatar #59 - djjeroenski ONLINE (02/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
every male dog is actually a son of a bitch
User avatar #17 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/15/2014) [-]
People think the same thing about pitbulls. My pitbull loves anyone who doesn't threaten people she likes.
#3 - suikerpapa ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (02/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
...What normal person would buy a dog if he'd think it would be almost rabid in its behaviour?
User avatar #62 - fhonax (02/15/2014) [-]
All dogs are cute SoB's, it's just that some are trained to be useful at certain things and some become bad because they are owned but retarded idiots who can only produce hate
User avatar #42 - pwnarn (02/15/2014) [-]
Did you realise that he actually is a "son of a bitch"?
User avatar #23 - Maroon ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
That's not even a German shepherd...
#66 - kanatana (02/15/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #151496 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** I used to have a German Shepherd named Bonnie. When my mom was in the army, she was stationed over there, and we somehow adopted an actual German police dog from their K9 unit. He had a bad hip, so he couldn't do police work anymore, but he was still a wonderful dog. We had him for several years afterward until he died of natural causes.   
   
He once dragged my little brother, then about nine years old, through heavily wooded land behind our house, through two feet of snow, because he saw a squirrel. My brother came home without any pants, snow pants, or shoes.
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #151496 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** I used to have a German Shepherd named Bonnie. When my mom was in the army, she was stationed over there, and we somehow adopted an actual German police dog from their K9 unit. He had a bad hip, so he couldn't do police work anymore, but he was still a wonderful dog. We had him for several years afterward until he died of natural causes.

He once dragged my little brother, then about nine years old, through heavily wooded land behind our house, through two feet of snow, because he saw a squirrel. My brother came home without any pants, snow pants, or shoes.
#57 - SirVladimir ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - tuckthisphit (02/15/2014) [-]
they are not the same breed.
lol@thisbitch
#26 - Stevethewizard (02/15/2014) [-]
Reminds me a bit of an expectation vs. reality for a dog I had as a kid.
She was a whippet (allegedly purebred, but she was fixed and my family has no interest in dog shows, so nobody really bothered checking), and, before my parents got her, I did some research on the breed and discovered they were originally bred for hunting, then later used as race dogs. As a result, I expected a rather high-energy spaz of a dog.
I couldn't have been happier when I found out she liked to spend most of the day lying around on the couch, sticking her nose in bags of chips, or insisting that people scratch her belly. The "hunting breed" trait stuck, though. She chased down and killed every rabbit she saw, usually by picking them up while running in order to break their necks. She had no interest in eating them, just killing them.

tl;dr version: Expected a spaz-dog, ended up with a fast cat that tried (and, on a few occasions, succeeded in) stealing potato chips.
User avatar #22 - klina (02/15/2014) [-]
>not dangerous if you raise them right

although true for most small and medium breeds, most large and some of the medium breeds are naturally aggressive, you can sugar coat it and try to give yourself excuses as much as you want, but they're animals, and they act as such

eg. old man had rottweiler for a long time, died, rittweiler ate his face

like literally, at his face

eg. 2 my parents had a female pit bull, never attacked anyone, never did anything aggressive, one day, my mother's walking her without a leash, as per usual, the god damn thing attacked a random person on the street and let blood

don't get me wrong, i love dogs but, really, face the facts, they're animals governed by instincts
#13 - allcontent (02/15/2014) [-]
You must be one stupid mother ****** if you believe everything you hear or read too.
User avatar #11 - WinnerofTheGame (02/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Don't their hips go bad towards the end of their lives? I would love a German Shepard but I wouldn't wanna see that.
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