genius. . fl. hit all the people niche walk in front at l/ Walmart, I could increase I the literacy rate while simultaneously lowering the obesity rate.. Just like watching an episode of Hoarders to make my apartment look clean, I go to Wal Mart to feel fit and healthy.
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fl. hit all the people niche walk in front
at l/ Walmart, I could increase
I the literacy rate while simultaneously
lowering the obesity rate.
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User avatar #1 - archonusix (08/06/2014) [-]
Just like watching an episode of Hoarders to make my apartment look clean, I go to Wal Mart to feel fit and healthy.
User avatar #2 - friedflounder (08/07/2014) [-]
you'd probably get through two or three fatties til you needed a new car.
User avatar #4 - captainprincess (08/07/2014) [-]
HAH
AS IF YOU'D EVEN MAKE IT PAST A SINGLE ONE

You'd ram the first ****** like a bollard and total the car while they're not even going to feel the ripples make their way around the equator of their body
#7 - divergence (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Or do that at Disney and be more effective.
User avatar #9 to #7 - turbodoosh (08/07/2014) [-]
That's no longer a camel toe nor a moose knuckle. No we've come to the age of Elephant's foot
#43 - zaggystirdust (08/07/2014) [-]
or maybe you'll hit average people who just want to go somewhere for cheep supplies
#42 - xsap (08/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
how the **** does shopping at wallchart makes you "illiterate"
User avatar #45 to #42 - Gaulli (08/07/2014) [-]
well obviousoly Them Smert ppels go to pleces like TarGET or Bedbafandbeyonder It hurt to type that
#12 - yunoknow (08/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
so dark but so satisfying
User avatar #10 - myfourthaccount (08/07/2014) [-]
But if you go to Walmart, does that make you one of them?
#37 - mathmanchris (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is what would happen.
#24 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I like WalMart. They have good prices. People who I've met seem to think it's a decent enough job. If you don't like it there, don't work there. You should be happy that they gave your apparently un-hirable ass a job. I don't see any more land whales at Wal-Mart than I do other stores.
User avatar #51 to #38 - thebaseballexpert (08/07/2014) [-]
my parents work at walmart, and health care/dental has always been $40 a month for them for the past 13 years. where are you getting your info?
#40 - scowler (08/07/2014) [-]
Cars are ineffective against landwhales, gotta hit 'em with this, reel 'em in and finish the job. The fat can net some good money when made into soap or lantern oil...

Good hunting...
User avatar #11 - meganinja (08/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What's wrong with Walmart?
#26 - landcucumber (08/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Ok dumb question. Does anyone know where this Walmart is? I recognize the mural on the wall, but for the love of me I can’t remember where it was. It is driving me nuts. Here have a picture of a guy eating a corn dog.
User avatar #31 to #26 - Toshiro (08/07/2014) [-]
Well the sky is clear, so it's not Ohio
User avatar #16 - soule (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I shop at WalMart because I'm a college student and, next to Aldi's, their prices are unbeatable. However, I always try to do my shopping at around 10pm because the amount of mouth-breathing, tight-clothes-wearing, not-suitable-for-public people there during any given day is suffocating.

Also, EAA was just here last week. Ugh.
User avatar #53 - undeadwill (08/07/2014) [-]
Then you hit someone whose shopping there for low prices.
#75 - casinoer (08/07/2014) [-]
Or you could play murica' kart
User avatar #73 - ispn (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**ispn rolls 544** Americas obesity %
#65 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
so u r going to hit ppl when u r going 10mph u r not gonna kill anyone u'll just go to jail and probably pay for the medical expenses. so go ahead genious
#3 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
You wont see me walk in front a yer car...im on muh scooter , soes jim bawb
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