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Don' t Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
My fight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to out everyone kt a good mood as he served us food and
drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the a' isle and told us "Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he! be
landing the big scary plane shoddy, so lovely people, ifyou could just put your trays up, that would be super."
Ott his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely and exotic young woman hadn' t moved a muscle, "Perhaps you withit
hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your , so the main man can US on the ground.“
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.,"
To which the attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sir. -eotech who in my country I' m called a Queen, so I outta Mt you. Tray
up, Bitch,"
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Submitted: 07/22/2014
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#3 - argoniansrule (07/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I'd probably get annoyed by him throught the whole flight for being so flamboyant, but that act right there would forever make him a legend in my eyes, nothing wrong if you're camp, it's just something I find annoying over long periods
#1 - caffeine (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Misspelled queer
User avatar #4 to #1 - alexandrz ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
We're all faggots here, faggot
User avatar #2 - masdercheef (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I've never met a gay person who was that... flamboyant. I'd love to, sometime, sounds like it'd be a real blast knowing them.

Most of the gay guys I know are, well, normal people. They just happen to like dick.
#9 - pxthreezerothree (07/23/2014) [-]
But seriously, that 						******					 would be on my last nerve by the end of the flight if he talked like that.
But seriously, that ****** would be on my last nerve by the end of the flight if he talked like that.
#13 - dbBlues ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (24 replies)
I read each of the flight attendants lines in Ray's voice.
#8 - crocodilorage ONLINE (07/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Why would anyone hire a faggot on an airplane?
In fact, why would anyone ever hire a faggot.
They should beat them like we do in my country.
#23 - applescryatnight (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
there is a point where its entertaining and a point where its unprofessional.
if someone is "obviously" gay, they are being unprofessional.
subtlety makes everything more enjoyable.
User avatar #27 to #23 - unfairlybanned (07/23/2014) [-]
Theres a fine line between fun and annoying. You cross that line after about the third time.
#21 - ddylann (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i would punch that gay dude in his face
User avatar #28 to #21 - malteser (07/23/2014) [-]
dont be so mean you stupid faggot
#17 - MrShaggy (07/23/2014) [-]
Holy **** I haven't seen this one in forever.

Thank you Phanact you glorious gay flight attendant.
User avatar #55 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Flight attendants get to be fantastic at banter. They say some pretty ******* hilarious **** , if you luck out.

Except KLM. They only hire eight foot tall dutch women that look like they could devour your entire family.
User avatar #53 - deadinferno (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't have a problem with gay people at all, but I mean **** , if there was a flight attendant that talked like that the whole time saying "trazy-poo" I would not be able to stand him for more than a ******* minute
#44 - peterbowser (07/23/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- Gay people make my day. I know a few and the are just FABulous!~
User avatar #30 - gigamuffin (07/23/2014) [-]
To all the homophobic comments:

This is funnyjunk. We're all faggots here.
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
well i only have 1 gay friend and he was friends of everyone in school, that guy was nice
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