joke from my dad's mate. okay looks like you want another one ill try and find some good ones for you<br /> i know it says shots and not shouts im sorry n
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joke from my dad's mate

okay looks like you want another one ill try and find some good ones for you<br />
i know it says shots and not shouts im sorry no need to point it out every other comment

Man driving demure a mad
Woman driving up the same read.
As they pass each other.
the man shots trut of the winder
******* BIG FAT cow
The woman yells back ******* WANKERS
The woman turns around the earner
and crashes into a huge cow and dies.
Moral of the story?
If only women would listen.
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Submitted: 09/26/2010
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#4 - formeranonymous (09/26/2010) [+] (11 replies)
the real moral of this story is that women shouldnt drive
User avatar #16 - CarlosRayNorris (09/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
then the man crashed into a giant penis.

THE END
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#70 - Solved **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#14 - Decode (09/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
OHOO!!! THIS STORY MUST BE TRUE!!! even if there wasnt a big 						*******					 cow she would of found another way to crash.
OHOO!!! THIS STORY MUST BE TRUE!!! even if there wasnt a big ******* cow she would of found another way to crash.
#63 - zerokiller (09/27/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Shots?
#34 - Multimillionaire (09/27/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Bitches should listen!
User avatar #46 - humanityslasthope (09/27/2010) [-]
If only women didn't drive.
User avatar #89 - MrEman (09/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The real moral of the story is that a woman should never leave the kitchen.
#80 - birdpie (09/27/2010) [+] (15 replies)
wernt you supposed to say "shouts" instead of "shots" ?
#93 to #80 - majorbane (09/27/2010) [-]
Don't you mean &quot;weren't?&quot;
Don't you mean "weren't?"
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#39 - Foolsbeaderpin **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #43 to #39 - Rtc (09/27/2010) [-]
You are a dick
#49 - MyBadGamertag (09/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#31 - omegapanda (09/27/2010) [-]
cuz their periods attract bears.
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#32 - LilHase **User deleted account** (09/27/2010) [-]
LOLIRL
LOLIRL
User avatar #18 - chewyoatmeal (09/26/2010) [-]
moral of the story, why the **** wasn't she in the kitchen?
User avatar #64 - xDarKx (09/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i heard the joke in a cutscene in command and conquer renegade
User avatar #57 - Theawsomesmiley (09/27/2010) [-]
HEIL DAS REICH lol just kidding im not trying to be a grammar nazi but u said shots
User avatar #56 - KiteFlyingBob (09/27/2010) [-]
**KiteFlyingBob rolls 809,667,579** It's an edit of a rather famous joke that was originally:
"A man is driving up a mountain and as he passes a woman the owman shouts out "PIG" he shouts back "BITCH", turns the corner, hits the pig and is sent off the cliff."
#38 - YUSEIWHAT (09/27/2010) [+] (4 replies)
What a wanker.
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