joke from my dad's mate. okay looks like you want another one ill try and find some good ones for you<br /> i know it says shots and not shouts im sorry n joke from my dad's mate okay looks like you want another one ill try and find some good ones for you<br /> i know it says shots not shouts im sorry n
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joke from my dad's mate. okay looks like you want another one ill try and find some good ones for you<br /> i know it says shots and not shouts im sorry n

okay looks like you want another one ill try and find some good ones for you<br />
i know it says shots and not shouts im sorry no need to point it out every other comment

Man driving demure a mad
Woman driving up the same read.
As they pass each other.
the man shots trut of the winder
FUCKING BIG FAT cow
The woman yells back FUCKING WANKERS
The woman turns around the earner
and crashes into a huge cow and dies.
Moral of the story?
If only women would listen.
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#4 - formeranonymous
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(09/26/2010) [-]
the real moral of this story is that women shouldnt drive
User avatar #5 to #4 - wutdafux
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(09/26/2010) [-]
How do you drive in a kitchen?
User avatar #9 to #5 - Nihatclodra
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(09/26/2010) [-]
Motor-home
#13 to #5 - weedliketoplay
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(09/26/2010) [-]
must of been a drive thru.
User avatar #60 to #13 - roddz [OP]
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(09/27/2010) [-]
lol thanks for making my post look even better guys :P
#11 to #5 - JNAtheDUDE
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(09/26/2010) [-]
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#15 to #11 - hhshawx
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(09/26/2010) [-]
is that master chief?
User avatar #17 to #15 - JNAtheDUDE
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(09/26/2010) [-]
Yes. From Halo Legends. The most modern thing to come from 4 different anime studios. XD
User avatar #7 to #5 - jordbowd
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(09/26/2010) [-]
one of those toy trucks good god you call your self a man men are always thinking
User avatar #10 to #7 - JuliusC
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(09/26/2010) [-]
your comment makes NO sense
User avatar #12 to #10 - stikperson
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(09/26/2010) [-]
its requires punctuation.
User avatar #28 to #7 - lilfunny
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(09/27/2010) [-]
i dont understand? im... you made me so confused it made my nose burn and a tear rolled down my cheek
User avatar #16 - CarlosRayNorris
Reply +57 123456789123345869
(09/26/2010) [-]
then the man crashed into a giant penis.

THE END
#22 to #16 - cabbose **User deleted account**
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#70 - Solved **User deleted account**
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#106 to #70 - OsoChulo
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#81 to #70 - itsyourmomhahajk
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(09/27/2010) [-]
and im pretty sure she cant tell the difference
User avatar #83 to #70 - ImmaBeeBeeBee
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Hey look, the cow! It lives!
#73 to #70 - ThePessimist
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(09/27/2010) [-]
dude you could have sex with her belly button =/
User avatar #75 to #73 - PedobearOnTV
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(09/27/2010) [-]
The question is, Would you want to?
#76 to #75 - OhWellBud
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(09/27/2010) [-]
I would.
#86 to #76 - LuckierKmart
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(09/27/2010) [-]
It depends....
#14 - Decode
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(09/26/2010) [-]
OHOO!!! THIS STORY MUST BE TRUE!!! even if there wasnt a big ******* cow she would of found another way to crash.
OHOO!!! THIS STORY MUST BE TRUE!!! even if there wasnt a big ******* cow she would of found another way to crash.
#21 to #14 - anon id: 7753efaa
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(09/26/2010) [-]
And the moral of that gif is... men are assholes.
User avatar #40 to #14 - IRtroll
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(09/27/2010) [-]
I lol'd so ******* hard at your GIF.
#65 to #40 - Decode
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Lol ty, i found it appropriate.
#63 - zerokiller
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Shots?
User avatar #66 to #63 - roddz [OP]
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(09/27/2010) [-]
**** didnt see that DAMN YOU GRAMMAR NAZIS!!!!
#69 to #66 - zerokiller
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Just doin my job
User avatar #78 to #69 - infadel
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Actually thats spelling not grammar.
#101 to #78 - zerokiller
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#116 to #69 - Aspirin
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(09/28/2010) [-]
You just made my day, sir.
You deserve a cookie... But I don't have one.

<------ Help yourself with this.
#68 to #66 - zerokiller
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#34 - Multimillionaire
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Bitches should listen!
#36 to #34 - anon id: aa8386d4
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(09/27/2010) [-]
believe it...*****
#51 to #34 - braydonbond
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#111 to #51 - Multimillionaire
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Were gonna need some more chicken.
Were gonna need some more chicken.
#112 to #111 - braydonbond
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Is this enough?
User avatar #46 - humanityslasthope
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(09/27/2010) [-]
If only women didn't drive.
User avatar #89 - MrEman
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(09/27/2010) [-]
The real moral of the story is that a woman should never leave the kitchen.
User avatar #92 to #89 - Folzy
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(09/27/2010) [-]
or get her drivers liscence
#80 - birdpie
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(09/27/2010) [-]
wernt you supposed to say "shouts" instead of "shots" ?
User avatar #82 to #80 - roddz [OP]
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(09/27/2010) [-]
already been pointed out
User avatar #103 to #82 - zerokiller
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Yay you remembered me
User avatar #108 to #103 - roddz [OP]
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(09/27/2010) [-]
how could i forget
User avatar #85 to #82 - birdpie
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(09/27/2010) [-]
ino just noticed it :(
User avatar #90 to #80 - SadTumor
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(09/27/2010) [-]
You mother ******
#99 to #80 - cgilbert
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User avatar #102 to #80 - zerokiller
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Re-toast
I just did this. And it's not weren't its aren't.
#93 to #80 - majorbane
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Don't you mean &quot;weren't?&quot;
Don't you mean "weren't?"
User avatar #94 to #93 - roddz [OP]
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(09/27/2010) [-]
If you're gong to be a Grammar Nazi make sure that all of your grammar is correct...
by the way ""weren't"?"
User avatar #95 to #94 - majorbane
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(09/27/2010) [-]
You are supposed to include all punctuation marks inside of the quotation marks.
User avatar #97 to #95 - roddz [OP]
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(09/27/2010) [-]
well seeing as its a question in the first place and the weren't part of it wasn't at the end then the question mark should go after the quotes.
User avatar #98 to #97 - majorbane
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Then it just looks weird, and no, you are still supposed to include ALL punctuation inside the quotation marks.
#114 to #98 - anon id: 3e5a1a0b
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(09/27/2010) [-]
If the punctuation isn't in the actual quote, it goes outside of the quotation marks.
User avatar #117 to #114 - majorbane
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(09/28/2010) [-]
but i ended the sentence, so it needs to go there anyways. like when you do a quote in a research paper, even if the punctuation is not in the quote, it still needs to be in the quotation marks as it's at the end of the sentence. example: the new york times said, "Blah blah blah, blah blah blah." looks right, and is right. but this: the new york times said, "Blah blah blah, blah blah blah". that is definitely not right
#109 to #94 - birdpie
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(09/27/2010) [-]
wow, I JUST GOT RAPED ALL OVER......
wow, I JUST GOT RAPED ALL OVER......
#39 - Foolsbeaderpin **User deleted account**
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#47 to #39 - BillNyeScienceGuy
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(09/27/2010) [-]
this amuses me
#72 to #47 - BrutalAnalRapist
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#77 to #39 - deadlymyst **User deleted account**
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User avatar #96 to #39 - atomicnutter
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(09/27/2010) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAA! oh wait it wasn't funny







#87 to #39 - LuckierKmart
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#110 to #39 - Foolsbeaderpin **User deleted account**
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(09/27/2010) [-]
dayyummm -21 lol. I thought it was funny.
#71 to #39 - BrutalAnalRapist
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User avatar #43 to #39 - Rtc
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(09/27/2010) [-]
You are a dick
#45 to #43 - Foolsbeaderpin **User deleted account**
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(09/27/2010) [-]
Nah, that ain't me.