The Real Story. . iwantto read the bible, but I can' t be bothered. Give me the basic gist of it? Bed is a fag, jesus dies. epic Just db whatever Pat Robertson
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The Real Story

iwantto read the bible, but I can' t be bothered.
Give me the basic gist of it?
Bed is a fag, jesus dies.
epic
Just db whatever Pat Robertson tells we to db.
it' s much all that tedious "reading". Especially if we' re going to be difficult
and "think" abaut what we' re reading.
Old Testament: Bed creates the universe and he sees it and it' s serieus business, but then Satan pretends to
be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple er GTFO" (cus she was already shewing tits). She cheeses the
farmer and then her and buddy: Adam get b. Eden tor being trollbait. Then a let serieus *******
incest occurs and we get the human race [which explains a let, really).
Then later, Bed gets mar pissed abaut Pharaoh Hitler baning the Jews, " he gives Moses cheat codes
forthe universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and means up the sea SC) the Jews can run through,
closing it behind him and drawning the ancient Nazis. Bed ibi' d.
Some other less important **** happens, mostly composed a bunch faggots writing emb poetry abaut Bed
tor him to tap to.
New Testament: Bedtime Mary sleeping andjust sticks the tip in and crops his lead. Nine months later, Jesus is
barn. For his 13th birthdays, Bed gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcan tor
life, and .
Later, Jesus became a hard Core SHE: punk and trolled the bid school Jews hard. They got smear pissed and
him with a cress and nine inch nails. he had goo made turned on though, " he
waited 3 days and hit vid_ restart on the rcan panel, came back: into life' s server, and laughed at the Jews.
Otherthan, 3 more guvs tell the same story, then this fagget Paul write an assized **** abaut sex being evil
and a bunch other stuff ************ said but listened to Paul anyway because they' re
stupid.
THE END
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itsjust like Star Wars, instead Luke
bl HAS ALL THE ANSWERS
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