Dammit 4chan. . Things that you are ashamed I' ll start: About half an hour ago, I faded- Sitting at my computer as I do most ofthe time, this is something I' g
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Dammit 4chan

Things that you are ashamed
I' ll start:
About half an hour ago, I faded- Sitting at my computer as I do most ofthe time, this is something I' grown used
to, but this fart really ******* stank- Seriously, it was like eleven dead animals with **** mixed in. I was sick and
tired of having farts smell so terrible. But did I do what the sensible person would do, and get up and wait for it to
disperse, perhaps taking with me the resolution to change my dieter better influence my smells? No, I did not. I
took what I considered to be the alternative route.
I stuck a mint up my ass.
leisured that, since it dissolves in saliva, my ass would server redissolving it, thus lining the end of my colon with a nice minty extract and making
my farts the kind that ogirls would like to make out with. Somwhere along the line, however, I apparently didn' t work out the whythe dissolved mint would be
absorbed into the walls.
Anyway, around 20 minutes passed, and I had to fart again. Being ofa scientific mind, I decided this would be where I' d prove my hypothesis, sol
let her rip.
Oh god. It wasn' t a fart. It was a ******* butt sneeze.
The mint had been dissolved, that much was clear. But what was left was mixed with **** , and it was all over my boxers and running down my
leg as I ran to the bathroom. I cleaned up my boxers as best i could, scrubbed my leg, and tossed the underwear in the wash. So overall an embarrassing
experience, and one I wouldn' t want to relive.
However, it was worth the noting:
That **** jelly smelled ******* awesome.
oh dear god-.
geniuses
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#2 - anonymous (09/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Fj hates 4chan but still post their stuff here.. While saying they hate 4chan..
User avatar #3 to #2 - shinigamigod (09/25/2010) [-]
we hate the people on 4chan, not their content
User avatar #1 - shinigamigod (09/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
another step forward by the boys down at /b/ in the name of science!
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