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philosoraptor mindfuck

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#20 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
Yes,
Definition of impossible: Trying to slam a revolving door.
#23 to #20 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
Not impossible. Ever heard of failblog? Theres this video of someone who litterly slammed a revolving door. THe glass broke and so did the hinges, and they got slammed in it. It was funny as all hell. Its on youtube. "Revolving door fail"
#22 to #20 - anonymous (12/01/2009) [-]
Actually I did slam a revolving door... into someones face...
#21 to #20 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
#15 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
*Head Explodes*
#19 to #15 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
This is incorrect
*Puts on glasses*
Everything is only possible as Chuck Norris
YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!
#13 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
I actually came up with a theory when I was 12 or 13... It goes "If everything is possible, that leaves the possibility for impossibility to be possible. If that is then the case, impossibility is entirely possible with it is also possible to have impossibility impossible. This would then create a paradox or what is and what is not possible."
#18 to #13 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
And it is with true mindfucks like these that I shall rule the world because as you put it it may be impossible but if anything is possible the impossible is possible!
#17 to #13 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
#10 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
paradox omg it hurts!
#8 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
It depends on what your definition of is is. WJC
User avatar #9 to #8 - JackSchidt (11/28/2009) [-]
i declare that comment an epic win!
User avatar #6 - Joshic (11/28/2009) [-]
*BOOM!!*
#5 - GuyOTN (11/28/2009) [-]
.....fuck....now someone is going to divide by zero.....
User avatar #7 to #5 - JackSchidt (11/28/2009) [-]
but thats impossible
but anythings possi--ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
#14 to #7 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
OH SHI-
#4 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
could jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?
#11 to #4 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
You mean Chuck Norris.
User avatar #3 - TheDoors (11/28/2009) [-]
let's think...
Anything is possible, so something can be impossible yet it will be possible once the impossible has been said. Next, it will be again possiblefor something to impossible but if you do not address it (as i just have) then it is still impossible.

Explaination: Unless you address something as impossible all you did was make it possible so don't think about it...

It's all in this awesome book: Isis Unvealed
#12 to #3 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
Mind = Blown
User avatar #1 - Hentaifan (11/28/2009) [-]
Yes. I think.
User avatar #2 to #1 - JackSchidt (11/28/2009) [-]
you seem uncertain--that much IS certain
#16 to #2 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
so then if that person who seems uncertain about it is not certain but yet you seem certain that he is not certain about the certainty about this whole mindfuck is completely impossible,but then if it is impossible,then everything is NOT possible as it would seem so then nothing's possible at all, because there is some impossibilities..like dividing by zero,even though if god would say "let there be a dividing by zero" and it would work, there would probably be an impossibility of destroying it or making it go away.so then even though i might be certain that i am confusing someone im srry but that is also possible to sonfuse every one except to someone who will get the whole thing i say...then everything is not possible at all.-muhahaha>:3
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