A couple are em crying an afternoon drive together
when the woman says to the man "lets make this more interesting,
ill take off nne bit of clothing for ever 10 mph you go over
Being a fast car the man thought to himself " this will be easy.
So the man puts his foot down on the accelerator and reaches
90, 100, 110, 120 and so on until the woman is sitting next to him
completely naked. the man being distracted lost control of the car,
they swerved and crashed. The woman was flung out of the car but
left , but the man was trapped inside the wreckage.
The woman frantically looked round for someone to help but
was passing by, so she decided to go to the nearest hospital for the
help of a doctor, but being completely naked she atleast needed
something to cover her crotch, so she took the mans shoe and held
it over her crotch and ran into the hospital that happened to be quite close.
When she ran in she saw a doctor and immidiately started yelling "youve got
to help, my boyfriends stickle", the doctor took a look at the shoe and
replied " I dont think i nan help you love, hes a bit to far in".