Why I hate picking up my phone
I Am Trollin'
I keep getting calls from the national republican senate, because I am registered a republican. They call
5 or times a day. I' gotten quite fed up with it. So I' been doing what everyone wishes they could
do. When they call my house, I yell random things into the phone. Some of which is quite hilarious. Today
they called me 7 times. Here is a catalog of what I said and just hung up after. Remember these are real
Them: Hi we are calling from the republi-
Me: STOP CALLING FOR THE LOVE DE GOIN
Them: Hi I' m from the national republican senate, how are you today?
Me: , BUT THE SPIDERM ARE CRAWLING ALL [WEE ME AGAIN?
They then got smart and started calling from an unknown number
Them: Hi we' re from the national-
I Eventually Started Getting More Creative
Them: This is the national republican senate, is Mr. G there?
Me: Please . time) REFER GDUDEA GIVE EDI} UP ' EVER Gtt? LET THE DOWN
Them: This is the national republican senate
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Them: hello this is the national re-
Me: DE SERIOUSLY, STOP! this is the sixth fucking time that you have called today. Please stop
calling, I' m not voting for any of those fuckos for senate, let alone the winners that you picked. Please
stop calling because this is soliciting now.
Them: Gk we' re sorry, we' ll call back at another time