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#44 - NorwegianChris (09/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I saw half of Twilight one time... DON'T THUMB ME DOWN YET Y'GUYS, it's actually a funny story:
Like any other sane guy who goes to watch twilight I went in hopes of getting a little sumthin' sumthin' from this girl I'd been seeing for a couple weeks, and I thought to myself ,let's just get this over with, and braced myself for the apocalypse. So anyway, I'm sitting there, watching Twilight, and some time passes. I try to focus on my popcorn, untill I've finally had enough and ask how much of the movie is left. She says we're just about at the halfway point, and then WHOOOSH!! The projector catches on fire! At first I was like, omgwtf, but then I was like **** yeah! and I still got laid because she was sad I hadn't seen the entire movie
#1 - windmaster (09/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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#91 - BiassedWaffles (09/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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#119 - pedobaresall (09/23/2010) [+] (13 replies)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ an 8 letter word for something you hate more than anything.

NI-
no...... TWILIGHT!
#84 - maradaniel (09/23/2010) [+] (26 replies)
god for **** sake twilight and justin beiber are SO no as bad as everyone says!shut up and live your own lives and stop making fun of others.
#117 - TheSneakyjoker (09/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Twilight: read on tape by Morgan Freeman
Chapter 1: blaa blaa blaa
Chapter 2:blaa blaa
Chapter 3:blaa blaa
Chapter 4-end:blaa blaa blaa
User avatar #131 to #117 - LilTrins (09/23/2010) [-]
Chapter 1:
Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay, Rebecca replied, "I like poop". Douglas squatted down over the...... fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a weiner.
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"Why are we here?", Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
The peepee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs.
And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt.
And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after
#112 - COMMENTSforTHUMBS (09/23/2010) [-]
I BET THE FIRST TWO SECONDS ONLY TOLD THE TITLE :P
I BET THE FIRST TWO SECONDS ONLY TOLD THE TITLE :P
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#2 - ploppup (09/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#57 - FreeCANCER (09/23/2010) [-]
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#18 - IcanhazPrOnZ (09/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Hes good. Even hearing the word Twilight makes me...
Hes good. Even hearing the word Twilight makes me...
#130 - allamericangirl (09/23/2010) [-]
i got to pickeing up the cd. i seen the title and then exploded....
i got to pickeing up the cd. i seen the title and then exploded....
#116 - Electrode (09/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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#113 - Wrecklessman (09/23/2010) [-]
So can you go 5 seconds listening to tiwilight and not puke? no! so...  
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So can you go 5 seconds listening to tiwilight and not puke? no! so...
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User avatar #66 - Duim (09/23/2010) [-]
he didnt puke until 2 seconds?

That man deserves a place in the guinnes book of records
#45 - Flameaether (09/23/2010) [-]
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#38 - ShadowXwwNeow (09/23/2010) [-]
Kill stephanie meyers
Kill stephanie meyers
User avatar #64 - zeroshot (09/23/2010) [-]
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User avatar #3 - wulfdogkat (09/22/2010) [+] (5 replies)
scroatie mcboogerballs
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