Joke #2.. Yet another funny joke .. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesen' t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The
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Joke #2.

Yet another funny joke .

Tags: hunter | joke
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of
them collapses. He doesen' t seem to be breathing
and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out
his phone and calls the emergency services. He
gasps: "My friend is dead! What cael tie?" The
operator says: "Calm down, I ean help. First, let' s
make sure he' s dead." There is a silence, then a
shot is heard. Back en the phone, the guy says:
OK, now what?"
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Submitted: 11/27/2009
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#16 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
he should have done a barrel roll
User avatar #10 - futuramafan (11/28/2009) [+] (4 replies)
The way I read it before, NO JOKE, they were from NJ :)
#17 to #13 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
We make fun of New Jersey because we want to make fun of a place and we chose New Jersey. There are New York Jokes, Oakland Jokes, Austin Jokes, L.A. jokes, and many others! So shut up and take the joke.
#22 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [+] (1 reply)
if uncle jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse
#26 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [+] (3 replies)
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTE
FUNNYJUNK USERS
JUSTIN BEIBER JUST FRACTURED HIS FOOT ON STAGE
IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE
WHEN I SAY "HALLE" YOU SAY "LUYA"
HALLE....*holds hand up to ear*
#28 to #26 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
fuck your face
#7 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
youtube did it rednecks FTL
#25 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
thats a commercial..... i seen it. its funny....
#23 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
roflmao
User avatar #21 - whatnopaper (11/28/2009) [+] (1 reply)
this joke is so fucking stupid
#24 to #21 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
Just like you
#19 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
There is actually a video on youtube that is about that joke. xD
#8 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [+] (1 reply)
You gotta belive me and i wish you where there.it's just a matter of opinion.
#20 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
Just one question, why was he jacking off near the dog?
User avatar #18 - PHOTOBOMBZ (11/28/2009) [-]
i have this as a voice message on my phone lol
#2 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
i made this joke up
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