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If Real Life were like Video Games 2

If Real Life Were Like
Video Games
Part 2
my 28 Divider or Zero
Creditor
Oblivion _ Om a
You were a prisoner, but you are also the chosen one! The
emperor lets you out and he dies and give you a really
important relic. You are probably really excited now CUE its the
most important one in the world. The guard just randomly
gives you a key to get out. You find the emperor' s son, stomp
out some huge gates to hell. You get to fight dragons that used
to be little kid. ( **** , forget the guns, these kids are *******
dragons now.) And you can make whatever you want if you
have a scroll.
Creditor
Accountwaswiped _ _ ratty
You never die! Instead all you get are scars that
make you unattractive. You get a dog that can
find things that are buried and lead you
anywhere. You get to buy a shop or in and make
it whatever price you want. And you get magic
powers. Seems like a fun place, until some
asshole tries to steal you woman!!! MWAHAHA!!
Crackdown series
my 3 maven emu
M W Credit to N O
You are a giant fighting soldier who has access
to military armory and can jump from building
to building. You get to fight mutants and
terrorists EVERYDAY!! That means you get to
kick someone' s ass every time you get mad
after you die. Its no big deal though cuz if you
do die, then you come back like its no big deal.
You can heal in just five seconds by hiding.
Thats it! No bandage or anything!
Condemned series 1" "l Jr" , ’
Everyone except a handful of people are crazy.
You must figure out how people died while
crazy clown girls on their period try to kill you
with whatever sharp object they can find. You
also get better aim with a gun after drinking
lots of booze. The crazy people all want to kill
you and the girls seem to want to have your
babies... Kinda weird.
I decided to make a part 2. I didnt get many
useable ideas, If you have one then you gotta
put how it would be in real life, There are still
games I have not played yet so help would be
nice, But keep the ideas coming in case!
decided to make a part 3, Depends on if part
two is liked,
PS. POKEMON IS
OVERUSED! SHUT UP!
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Submitted: 09/22/2010
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User avatar #10 - LifeIsADisease (09/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
p.p.s i agree that pokemon is overused...needs to stop
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheBlindBandit (09/23/2010) [-]
someone on part one suggested it. i know tons about pokemon but its over used so i ignored it.
User avatar #9 - WindWaker (09/22/2010) [-]
cool sounds better than the first one good job
#7 - LeanPocket (09/22/2010) [-]
Little big planet- Your a midget that can spontaneously create and destroy 						****					 that other people will find either amusing or completely annoying.  
You also seem to have a limitless supply of clothing and paint to change your look to avoid being able to be picked out of a lineup.  
  
You like knocking over fat people to take their money/clothing,surfing on vehicles to get to one place to another,jet-packing,and pretty much creating whatever the 						****					 comes to your mind.  
  
  
  
Or something like that.
Little big planet- Your a midget that can spontaneously create and destroy **** that other people will find either amusing or completely annoying.
You also seem to have a limitless supply of clothing and paint to change your look to avoid being able to be picked out of a lineup.

You like knocking over fat people to take their money/clothing,surfing on vehicles to get to one place to another,jet-packing,and pretty much creating whatever the **** comes to your mind.



Or something like that.
User avatar #1 - bloodfalcon (09/22/2010) [+] (6 replies)
You realize that you are just describing the story of the game correct? You relate this in no way to real life. I.... I dont know what you are going for here... this is not funny at all.
User avatar #3 to #1 - TheBlindBandit (09/22/2010) [-]
im trying to describe what you would be doing if it was real. i dont know where i'm going with it.
User avatar #19 - WindWaker (11/06/2010) [-]
Dead Space-
YOu are a enigineer who has more experience with a gun than military personnel. You have the ability to see dead people but unable to be trusted by anyone. You want to fight a bunch of crazy **** that will scar you for life and leave you wondering whats wrong with me? the idea of running is never a option only unless instructed to do so. You are unfamiliar with the word no.
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User avatar #12 - Marnoman (10/03/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Baten Kaitos
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