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Offensive Jokes pt. 2

Defensive Jokes Part 2
Q: What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
A: If you were forced to have it as a kid, you' ll hate it as an adult.
I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the
other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in
and ask them for a coat hanger.
What' s white on top and black on bottom? Society
What' s worse than a pile of dead babies? The one in the
middle trying to chew its way out.
Rape isn' t a laughing matter, unless it is with a clown.
Hardest part of having sex with a 7 year old? Getting the
blood out of the clown suit.
Best part? Watching the 7 year old cry in court.
Q: What' s better than winning a gold 3 421?, :,:;:_:'m IS m t E Fire M
medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded, Another one: "Firefox" is not
Q: What' s long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line,
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User avatar #47 - MrOutstandin (09/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
wats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat




the wheelchair
#110 - Ostia (09/22/2010) [+] (13 replies)
What's worse then one dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse then that? One in the middle trying to eat it's way out.
What's worse then that? He goes back for more.
What's worse then that? That story slightly gave me an erection.
User avatar #234 - echodelta (09/22/2010) [-]
What's the worst part about having sex with vegetables?


Putting them back in their wheelchairs
User avatar #88 - yojo (09/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What's harder than juggling three dead babies?

My dick while I'm doing it
User avatar #28 - TickleMyDick (09/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How do you make a dead baby float?


A glass of root beer and two scoops of ice cream.
User avatar #167 - Powerbeef (09/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees

What's the difference between a raped dead baby and a ferarri?

I don't have a ferarri in my garage.
User avatar #165 - mentalman (09/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I went for a job as a babysitter, when they ask "have you ever watched children?" I should not have replied "From my car"
#154 - ChloeSavedLatin **User deleted account** (09/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
a group of kindergarten children come in from break. teacher says to sally 'whatd you do at break?' 'played in the sandbox' she says. 'spell sand and i'll give you a cookie' she spells it right, gets a cookie. teachers goes to simon 'what about you?' 'i played with sally in the sandbox' 'well, if you can spell box you'll get a cookie too' so he does and gets a cookie. 'what about you mohammed?' 'i tried to play in the sandbox, but they just threw stones at me...' 'oh my, that sounds like blatant racial discrimination. if you can spell blatant racial discrimination...'
User avatar #152 - nitnal (09/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How do you fit 100 babies in a bathtub?

A blender.
User avatar #153 to #152 - nitnal (09/22/2010) [-]
How do you get them out?

Tortilla chips.
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User avatar #238 - Turtleboner (09/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
what did the boy.....uhhh..... i forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore
#57 - theepiccunttainter (09/21/2010) [-]
i made this 1 up

why are body bags black?
to match the people inside
User avatar #188 - MaxFabian (09/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Q1:Whats the difference between a baby and a watermellon?
A1:One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer and eat, the other is just a watermellon.
Q2:Whats the difference between playing 'find the needle in the heystack' and playing 'find the living baby in the dead baby stack'?
A2:When i play 'find the needle in the haystack' i dont use a chainsaw.
Q3:How do you get a baby to walk in circles?
A3:Nail one of its hands to the floor.
Q4:Why did the baby drop his lolipop?
A4:It got hit by a truck.
User avatar #228 - FJsupersayian (09/22/2010) [-]
i think you know if a girl is to young for you when you have to make the airplane noise to get your dick in her mouth
User avatar #83 - sizzles (09/22/2010) [-]
i like my women how i like my wine

90 years old and locked on the cellar.
#229 - Dylantgb **User deleted account** (09/22/2010) [-]
What's worse than a baby trying to eat its way out?


A baby coming back for seconds.


User avatar #2 - Emblarks (09/21/2010) [-]
What do you call a black person with 8 arms?
I dont know, but it sure can pick cotton.
User avatar #56 - Holyshizznips (09/21/2010) [-]
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

A: Depends on how hard you can throw.
User avatar #27 - TickleMyDick (09/21/2010) [-]
Whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a chain-link fence?


My dick while im doing it.
#52 - TheFJAmbassador **User deleted account** (09/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
why did the cannibal spit out the clown?





because it tasted funny
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