offensive Jokes Part 1
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a hole into a Mam
A: A pedophile.
Q: What' s a pedophile' s favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.
tit: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
tit: What is a redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he' s drowning?
A: His wife and kids.
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
Q: Why did Helen Heller' s dog kill itself?
A: You would too if you were named !
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
tit: How do you drown a black person?
A: Pop their lips.
tit: Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style?
A: They can' t stand to see somebody else have a good time.
tit: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: tone stops sucking when you slap it.