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Offensive Jokes pt. 1

EDIT: Part TWO-<br />
EDIT 2: Thanks for Front Page

offensive Jokes Part 1
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a hole into a Mam
A: A ********* .
Q: What' s a ********** s favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.
tit: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
tit: What is a redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he' s drowning?
A: His wife and kids.
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
Q: Why did Helen Heller' s dog kill itself?
A: You would too if you were named !
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
tit: How do you drown a black person?
A: Pop their lips.
tit: Why do Jewish girls like to **** doggy style?
A: They can' t stand to see somebody else have a good time.
tit: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: tone stops sucking when you slap it.
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Submitted: 09/20/2010
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#55 - rubmygrenades (03/05/2011) [-]
http:// funnyjunk. com/funny_pictures/981504/Offensive+Jokes+pt+1/

woohooo pretty much another front page repost.
User avatar #53 - thealaskan (10/14/2010) [-]
how many mexicans can you fit in a van?
i dont know we cant count them all.
User avatar #51 - ChinaMan (09/22/2010) [-]
Im not even black and even i was offended by the HIV joke. funny though
User avatar #50 - MRMCWAFFLE (09/22/2010) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

depends on how hard you throw them
User avatar #47 - gasolinepenguin (09/21/2010) [-]
How many babies does it take to tile a floor?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.
User avatar #46 - codsquad (09/21/2010) [-]
have you ever seen a black man in the jetsons???,,,looks like a bright future dosnt it
User avatar #42 - tigernip (09/21/2010) [-]
told two of these to my mother over a text.. she did NOT think they were funny at all lmao
#40 - lildino (09/21/2010) [-]
this is hella funny :D
#39 - RenaRyuga **User deleted account** (09/21/2010) [-]
oh Ownmanship  
you so crazy
oh Ownmanship
you so crazy
User avatar #34 - InigoMontoya (09/21/2010) [-]
Why does Hellen Keller play the piano with one hand? She sings with the other.

You ever see Hellen Kellers dog? Neither did she.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear? she answered the iron...How did she burn the other one? They called back
User avatar #43 to #34 - Crusader ONLINE (09/21/2010) [-]
DId you know that Hellen Keller had a swing set in her backyard... neither did she
User avatar #49 to #43 - Protomix (09/22/2010) [-]
did you know there was a plunger in Hellen Kellers toilet? neither did she
User avatar #54 to #49 - TheBrickShitter (11/20/2010) [-]
why does hellen keller ********** with 1 hand? so she can moan with the other.
User avatar #30 - SonofChuck (09/21/2010) [-]
That last one ain't always true cause there was this one time I was getting blown by my girl and I slapped her across the tits. Turned out she was on her period so they were real sensitive. She got pissed, kneed me in the groin and punched me in the chin.
User avatar #52 to #30 - HunterAlpha (09/22/2010) [-]
please tell me you beat the **** out of her, then dragged her back into the kitchen
User avatar #36 to #30 - OriginalUsername (09/21/2010) [-]
Cool story bro
#38 to #24 - RedSarge (09/21/2010) [-]
mines better.
User avatar #23 - deviousman (09/21/2010) [-]
Even though I'm jewish
I thought the jewish one was pretty funny :D

It's refreshing to see some jewish humor not circled around the death of our people
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#21 - SavigePacman (09/21/2010) [-]
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User avatar #17 - aPoorJewBoy (09/21/2010) [-]
Why duos Helen Keller ********** with 1 hand?
She has to moan with the other.
User avatar #19 to #17 - Ownmanship (09/21/2010) [-]
Wow ok kid. Just totally copy and paste what the guy a couple comments below you said. Now you're probably gonna delete your comment.
User avatar #26 to #19 - aPoorJewBoy (09/21/2010) [-]
hell no im not gonna delete it, who gives a **** , its funnyjunk...anon gets 56+ thumbs and those thumbs do NOTHING so i might as well get some negative thumbs amiright
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User avatar #13 - holymotherofpeter (09/21/2010) [-]
you laugh you lose:
1-4: normal mode
1-7: hard mode
1-10: god mode
#18 to #13 - mcoop (09/21/2010) [-]
I am god
User avatar #12 - aamann (09/21/2010) [-]
first rule of running from a t-rex. you don't have to be the fastest, you just can't be the slowest
#6 - stephandawg (09/21/2010) [-]
haha last one made me **** myself
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