Joke.. Just a funny joke . A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy. One day she needed to go to the bank for some money, but when she got there sh joke
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Joke.. Just a funny joke . A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy. One day she needed to go to the bank for some money, but when she got there sh

Just a funny joke

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A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy.
One day she needed to go to the bank for some money,
but when she got there she arrived to find a robbery
was taking place.
The woman got shot by the criminal 3 times around the stomach.
When the woman went to the hospital the doctor said
the triplets would be fine but operating would be to
risky so the bullets were left in.
16 years later one of the girl triplets came into
her mothers room crying, her mum asked her
what was wrong, the girl said " i was peeing and this
bullet came out" so the mother told her what
happened 16 years ago.
The next day the same thing happened with the other
girl triplet, so the mother told
her what happened 16 years ago.
The day after that the boy triplet came into his
mothers room crying, the mother said to him
let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?"
the boy replied "no, i was jerking off
and i shot the dog".
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#36 - OsamaBinLlama
Reply +33 123456789123345869
(11/27/2009) [-]
it looks like he
*puts on sunlasses*
Is in a sticky situation
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH
#38 to #36 - anon id: 427ea7bb
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(11/27/2009) [-]
It looks like he's
*puts on sunglasses*
A real Big shot
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
#39 to #36 - chrispbacon **User deleted account**
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User avatar #84 - TheCreeper
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(11/27/2009) [-]
Looks like he
*Puts on sunglasses*
Blew him away
User avatar #152 to #84 - MommycookieS
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(11/27/2009) [-]
see this is the guy that makes the sunglasses thing funny
#92 to #84 - sonicfan **User deleted account**
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(11/27/2009) [-]
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
#16 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(11/26/2009) [-]
I CAME.
#33 to #16 - anon id: cfb45d85
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(11/27/2009) [-]
I SAW
#34 to #33 - anon id: 5017c795
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/27/2009) [-]
I CONQUERED
#37 to #34 - anon id: 10808ef1
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(11/27/2009) [-]
I CAME AGAIN!
User avatar #47 to #37 - JackSchidt
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(11/27/2009) [-]
so'd your mom last night
#61 to #47 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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(11/27/2009) [-]
...
#74 - anon id: 450d733c
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(11/27/2009) [-]
This is funnyjunk, not read-alotjunk
User avatar #76 to #74 - Dustinn
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(11/27/2009) [-]
this is funny so your argument is invalid
#103 to #76 - DustinS
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(11/27/2009) [-]
Hey guy with the same name as me, nice win.
#110 to #103 - anon id: 202c66bb
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(11/27/2009) [-]
Hey guys with the same name as me nice win
User avatar #14 - eatherbreather
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(11/26/2009) [-]
Obviously ceiling cat wasn't around to watch so the dog got it instead.
User avatar #97 - red leader
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(11/27/2009) [-]
Red Leader Standing By.
User avatar #108 to #97 - DeArimasu
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(11/27/2009) [-]
Sergeant Keroro Standing By.
#112 to #97 - anon id: 9f132aa3
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(11/27/2009) [-]
red condom stnding by
#124 to #112 - anon id: ab6b4920
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(11/27/2009) [-]
red rocket standing by
#156 to #124 - anon id: 9676b40d
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(11/28/2009) [-]
redneck standing by
User avatar #107 to #97 - WarPigs
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(11/27/2009) [-]
red leader as in youre leading on the red thumbs down


troll -_-
User avatar #113 - kezdak
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(11/27/2009) [-]
haha lesson learned... never jackoff to pets 0.o
User avatar #72 - electricbubblewrap
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(11/27/2009) [-]
i thought only chuck norris could ejaculate and kill a animal or person that kid is awesome then
User avatar #116 to #72 - Vegeto
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(11/27/2009) [-]
the dad is Chuck Norris. Must have gave his awesomeness to his son
User avatar #20 - jakedalaxer
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(11/27/2009) [-]
omg i loled so hard
#95 - anon id: 366dd781
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(11/27/2009) [-]
wat did he shoot the dog wit the bllet in him probaly and that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
#101 to #95 - anon id: 068be03e
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(11/27/2009) [-]
way to figure that out all by yourself champ

Who's awesome?

You're awesome!
User avatar #115 to #95 - turlesrfun
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(11/27/2009) [-]
super spelling fail. i can barely read what you just wrote dumbass.
User avatar #161 to #115 - ThunderYak
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(11/28/2009) [-]
Thank you, Ted. That was the joke.
#170 to #161 - anon id: c1e3c4b0
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(11/30/2009) [-]
KOOL-AID! ...he burst through my computer screen :(