Joke.. Just a funny joke . A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy. One day she needed to go to the bank for some money, but when she got there sh joke
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Joke.

Just a funny joke

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A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy.
One day she needed to go to the bank for some money,
but when she got there she arrived to find a robbery
was taking place.
The woman got shot by the criminal 3 times around the stomach.
When the woman went to the hospital the doctor said
the triplets would be fine but operating would be to
risky so the bullets were left in.
16 years later one of the girl triplets came into
her mothers room crying, her mum asked her
what was wrong, the girl said " i was peeing and this
bullet came out" so the mother told her what
happened 16 years ago.
The next day the same thing happened with the other
girl triplet, so the mother told
her what happened 16 years ago.
The day after that the boy triplet came into his
mothers room crying, the mother said to him
let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?"
the boy replied "no, i was jerking off
and i shot the dog".
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#36 - OsamaBinLlama (11/27/2009) [+] (2 replies)
it looks like he
*puts on sunlasses*
Is in a sticky situation
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH
User avatar #84 - TheCreeper (11/27/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Looks like he
*Puts on sunglasses*
Blew him away
#16 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (11/26/2009) [+] (5 replies)
I CAME.
#74 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (3 replies)
This is funnyjunk, not read-alotjunk
User avatar #76 to #74 - Dustinn ONLINE (11/27/2009) [-]
this is funny so your argument is invalid
User avatar #14 - eatherbreather (11/26/2009) [-]
Obviously ceiling cat wasn't around to watch so the dog got it instead.
User avatar #97 - red leader (11/27/2009) [+] (5 replies)
Red Leader Standing By.
User avatar #107 to #97 - WarPigs (11/27/2009) [-]
red leader as in youre leading on the red thumbs down


troll -_-
User avatar #113 - kezdak (11/27/2009) [-]
haha lesson learned... never jackoff to pets 0.o
User avatar #72 - electricbubblewrap (11/27/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i thought only chuck norris could ejaculate and kill a animal or person that kid is awesome then
User avatar #20 - jakedalaxer (11/27/2009) [-]
omg i loled so hard
#95 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (4 replies)
wat did he shoot the dog wit the bllet in him probaly and that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
User avatar #115 to #95 - turlesrfun (11/27/2009) [-]
super spelling fail. i can barely read what you just wrote dumbass.
User avatar #29 - SkaterGirlChaos (11/27/2009) [-]
**FAVORITE**
User avatar #80 - Shiny ONLINE (11/27/2009) [-]
If he can shoot it out that hard then he must've had blue balls from hell.
#64 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (2 replies)
lol let me guess you were peeing and a bullet came out? no i was jerking off and i shot he dog ....the question is what was the dog doing in the room with him lol
User avatar #66 to #64 - AdmiralAckbar (11/27/2009) [-]
Child Porn.
#23 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (3 replies)
a couple things wrong here
15/16 year old boys do not cry
how can a bullet fit through his dick?
User avatar #40 to #24 - Heaney (11/27/2009) [-]
I think you mean hole, not whole as a amount of something.
User avatar #10 - Lostdemon (11/26/2009) [+] (2 replies)
there was a different version of this that constituted of:
cake
some BBs
1 older boy
2 younger boys
and a
cat
#1 - anonymous (11/26/2009) [+] (16 replies)
lol why was he jerking off near the dog?
#172 - commando **User deleted account** (11/30/2009) [-]
no asshole jerking is right just don't shoot the dog
asshole
#45 - WIMAAC (11/27/2009) [-]
This is the weapon ppl used to use to catch prey :D
#19 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I didnt come to funnyjunk to read long jokes like this

User avatar #54 to #19 - Vegeto (11/27/2009) [-]
then why come to funnyjunk at all?
#63 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
lmfao.
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