Joke.. Just a funny joke . A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy. One day she needed to go to the bank for some money, but when she got there sh
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Joke.

Just a funny joke

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A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy.
One day she needed to go to the bank for some money,
but when she got there she arrived to find a robbery
was taking place.
The woman got shot by the criminal 3 times around the stomach.
When the woman went to the hospital the doctor said
the triplets would be fine but operating would be to
risky so the bullets were left in.
16 years later one of the girl triplets came into
her mothers room crying, her mum asked her
what was wrong, the girl said " i was peeing and this
bullet came out" so the mother told her what
happened 16 years ago.
The next day the same thing happened with the other
girl triplet, so the mother told
her what happened 16 years ago.
The day after that the boy triplet came into his
mothers room crying, the mother said to him
let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?"
the boy replied "no, i was jerking off
and i shot the dog".
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Submitted: 11/26/2009
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#123 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (7 replies)
I guss the dog
*puts on glasses*
didn't see it cuming
#1 - anonymous (11/26/2009) [+] (16 replies)
lol why was he jerking off near the dog?
#36 - OsamaBinLlama (11/27/2009) [+] (2 replies)
it looks like he
*puts on sunlasses*
Is in a sticky situation
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH
#38 to #36 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
It looks like he's
*puts on sunglasses*
A real Big shot
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
#77 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (2 replies)
well i guess
*puts on glasses*
the pup didnt see it cumming
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
#136 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (4 replies)
looks like the dog
*puts on sunglasses*
didnt see it cuming
YEAAAHHHHHH
#23 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (3 replies)
a couple things wrong here
15/16 year old boys do not cry
how can a bullet fit through his dick?
#24 to #23 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
why the hell do you think hes crying bullet blew a whole threw his dick
#95 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (4 replies)
wat did he shoot the dog wit the bllet in him probaly and that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
#101 to #95 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
way to figure that out all by yourself champ

Who's awesome?

You're awesome!
#52 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Wait... HE WAS JERKING OFF TO THE DOG?!?!?!?
User avatar #84 - TheCreeper (11/27/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Looks like he
*Puts on sunglasses*
Blew him away
#73 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
it looks like...
*puts on sun glasses*
those kids were pissed
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
#35 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
It looks like he
*Puts on sunglasses*
Just blew his load
YEEEEAAAHH!
#121 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (1 reply)
what was he doing pointing his penis at the dog lol
#16 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (11/26/2009) [+] (5 replies)
I CAME.
#74 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (3 replies)
This is funnyjunk, not read-alotjunk
User avatar #76 to #74 - Dustinn (11/27/2009) [-]
this is funny so your argument is invalid
User avatar #14 - eatherbreather (11/26/2009) [-]
Obviously ceiling cat wasn't around to watch so the dog got it instead.
User avatar #97 - red leader (11/27/2009) [+] (5 replies)
Red Leader Standing By.
User avatar #107 to #97 - WarPigs (11/27/2009) [-]
red leader as in youre leading on the red thumbs down


troll -_-
#137 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [+] (1 reply)
he wasn't jacking off NEAR the dog he was jacking off TO the Dog
User avatar #113 - kezdak (11/27/2009) [-]
haha lesson learned... never jackoff to pets 0.o
User avatar #72 - electricbubblewrap (11/27/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i thought only chuck norris could ejaculate and kill a animal or person that kid is awesome then
User avatar #20 - jakedalaxer (11/27/2009) [-]
omg i loled so hard
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