Dear Mr. President. . .. Edit: to all the people saying it isn't feasible, I know. Its a joke, not an actual suggestion.. Dear Mr. President: Please find below  dear mr President fix this
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Dear Mr. President. . .. Edit: to all the people saying it isn't feasible, I know. Its a joke, not an actual suggestion.. Dear Mr. President: Please find below

Edit: to all the people saying it isn't feasible, I know. Its a joke, not an actual suggestion.

Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for
fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will
squander the money on lavish parties and unearned
bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over so in the work
force. Pay them million apiece severance for early
retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars
ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their
mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
in They MUST buy their own health insurance. - Health
Plan for seniors just fixeded
It can' t get any easier than that! if more money is needed,
have all members of Congress and their constituents pay
their taxes...
If you think this would work, please tell everyone you
know.
If not, please disregard. Then shoot yourself!!!! - 1 job
opening
God Bless America.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#278 - killedkenny
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(09/19/2010) [-]
...or we could invest in the shrimp'n business.
User avatar #318 to #278 - dirtbikekid
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i wish we could favorite comments by now
User avatar #316 to #278 - TuckingFypo
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i just watched forrest gump today , i cried
User avatar #355 to #316 - killedkenny
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Same lol, that's why I put that there.
User avatar #1 - royalx
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(09/18/2010) [-]
At the price of only..........
FORTY TRILLION DOLLARS!
User avatar #112 to #1 - MyNameIsntCrookers
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hey look its deadmau5
#6 to #1 - RayneSummers
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(09/19/2010) [-]
Because OBVIOUSLY we don't already owe China enough money!
User avatar #233 - irasniper
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(09/19/2010) [-]
hahaha, does he realize that would cost $40 trillion, not billlion, dollars?
#311 - Arrrgimmapirate
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(09/19/2010) [-]
or we could all eat corn.
or we could all eat corn.
#327 to #311 - explodinglion
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or PARTY
or PARTY
User avatar #360 to #327 - RauxonXIII
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(09/20/2010) [-]
I am curious, where did you make this gif? :o
User avatar #368 to #360 - explodinglion
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(09/20/2010) [-]
i used camstudio to record part of my screen while playing "melbourne shuffle compilation 3" then i used SUPER (c) to convert the .avi file to a .gif file.
User avatar #369 to #368 - explodinglion
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(09/20/2010) [-]
edit: and all of that LIKE A BOSS.
User avatar #372 to #369 - RauxonXIII
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(09/21/2010) [-]
ah ok, I just used some website and it like jacked the speed up xD
#359 to #327 - RauxonXIII
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(09/20/2010) [-]
MELBOURNE SHUFFLE!!!!!!
MELBOURNE SHUFFLE!!!!!!
#326 to #311 - koyo **User deleted account**
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OH Nummy conr
#351 to #311 - NinjaKnight
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(09/19/2010) [-]
with... IMAGINATION :DDDDDD
User avatar #253 - ManBearSmurf
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(09/19/2010) [-]
why dont we just build a death star it fixes everything?
#236 - Gilmour
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(09/19/2010) [-]
Unconstitutional, communist, expensive proposal is gay.
#299 to #236 - anon id: fdea8311
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No offence, but isn't that exactly like what Obamas doing now, only with worse results?
User avatar #302 to #299 - Gilmour
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His policy isn't exactly unconstitutional.

Im not taking sides, it's just not possible for this to happen.
#272 - killedkenny
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(09/19/2010) [-]
<-- BEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.
User avatar #281 to #272 - Drazo
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Add some black paint to the picture and it is our president.
#341 to #281 - Pedobearcrew **User deleted account**
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Comment Picture
#342 to #341 - Pedobearcrew **User deleted account**
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there we go!!!
User avatar #357 to #342 - Drazo
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I was hoping to god someone would do it. Thumbs for you sir.
#358 to #357 - Pedobearcrew **User deleted account**
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yay!!!
#334 to #281 - Pedobearcrew **User deleted account**
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#335 to #334 - Pedobearcrew **User deleted account**
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how do i delete comments wrong pic
#338 to #335 - koyo **User deleted account**
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NEVER!!
#65 - thecollegedropout
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(09/19/2010) [-]
<---obama
User avatar #72 - LSone
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When did the america become communist??????
#73 to #72 - ANONpirate
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(09/19/2010) [-]
when you forgot how to the english language.
User avatar #79 to #73 - Fortnight
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lol fail.
User avatar #81 to #79 - ANONpirate
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on him or me? actually, who ******* cares?! :) i had a lol or two.
User avatar #82 to #81 - Fortnight
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you but i get what your saying... read what you wrote next to your picture carefully.
#88 to #82 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#94 to #88 - ANONpirate
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well said SectorEight... well said :)
#98 to #94 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#106 to #98 - ANONpirate
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you're welcome! here, have a medal.
#107 to #106 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#111 to #107 - ANONpirate
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SWEET!!! I GOT A COOKIE!!!!
SWEET!!! I GOT A COOKIE!!!!
#115 to #111 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#117 to #115 - ANONpirate
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indeed...
#119 to #117 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#121 to #119 - ANONpirate
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hmmmm.... you are a worthy foe...
#123 to #121 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#126 to #123 - ANONpirate
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agreed! here's a little something to seal the deal.
#131 to #126 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#132 to #131 - ANONpirate
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with or without wings?
with or without wings?
#136 to #132 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#142 to #136 - ANONpirate
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that's okay. we're friends. and by the power of internetz, i hereby declare this thread CLOSED. goodnight folks! :)  
  
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that's okay. we're friends. and by the power of internetz, i hereby declare this thread CLOSED. goodnight folks! :)

This message was approved by the Chuck Norris Board of Awesomness
#86 to #82 - ANONpirate
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i know what i wrote... it was supposed to parody the guy above me. don't overthink it. just laugh and live :)
i know what i wrote... it was supposed to parody the guy above me. don't overthink it. just laugh and live :)
#143 to #86 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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User avatar #146 to #143 - ANONpirate
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do what?
#150 to #146 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#153 to #150 - ANONpirate
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******* magic... like magnets man.


PS. this was your face right?
#166 to #153 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#189 to #166 - ANONpirate
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indeed we are...
#190 to #189 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#194 to #190 - ANONpirate
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and i will follow suit....... do you realize just how ******* long this thread must be with all these awesome pics? i know i'm running low. :P :D
#204 to #194 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#211 to #204 - ANONpirate
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srsly?..... and i've been emptying my Pictures folder?... well played, and pardon the frustration.
srsly?..... and i've been emptying my Pictures folder?... well played, and pardon the frustration.
#215 to #211 - SectorEight **User deleted account**
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#224 to #215 - ANONpirate
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not even ;)
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User avatar #87 to #86 - Fortnight
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oh, well its hard to catch sarcasm when your reading. i thought it was a double fail
User avatar #91 to #87 - ANONpirate
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s'okay. by the way... did you THE GAME ?
#96 to #91 - anon id: aa83886f
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I just won the other game.
#92 to #91 - ANONpirate
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trollolololol
#100 to #73 - anon id: 1502e697
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he accidentally the whole language
User avatar #103 to #100 - ANONpirate
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exactly.
User avatar #4 - kiruri
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give 40 million people a million dollars each....what are you retarded??
User avatar #5 to #4 - deviousman
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you do realize that billions of dollars were handed out to the failing companies and individual state senators back when obama passed that relief bill, right?

this is pocket change compared to that
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#67 to #7 - anon id: 3d4804e1
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It would cost 40 Million, not trillion. Read it again.
#71 to #67 - anon id: 6bfcced6
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are u really implying there is only 40 ppl over 50 in the USA? ******* retard anon YOU read it again
User avatar #77 to #7 - deviousman
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with troll math

personally I blame the war, we mass produce these hundred billion dollar weapons like their candy :/