Dear Mr. President. . .. Edit: to all the people saying it isn't feasible, I know. Its a joke, not an actual suggestion.. Dear Mr. President: Please find below  dear mr President fix this

Dear Mr. President. . .

Edit: to all the people saying it isn't feasible, I know. Its a joke, not an actual suggestion.

Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for
fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will
squander the money on lavish parties and unearned
bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over so in the work
force. Pay them million apiece severance for early
retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars
ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their
mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
in They MUST buy their own health insurance. - Health
Plan for seniors just fixeded
It can' t get any easier than that! if more money is needed,
have all members of Congress and their constituents pay
their taxes...
If you think this would work, please tell everyone you
If not, please disregard. Then shoot yourself!!!! - 1 job
God Bless America.
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#278 - killedkenny (09/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
...or we could invest in the shrimp'n business.
User avatar #1 - royalx (09/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
At the price of only..........
User avatar #233 - irasniper (09/19/2010) [-]
hahaha, does he realize that would cost $40 trillion, not billlion, dollars?
#311 - Arrrgimmapirate (09/19/2010) [+] (8 replies)
or we could all eat corn.
or we could all eat corn.
User avatar #253 - ManBearSmurf (09/19/2010) [-]
why dont we just build a death star it fixes everything?
#236 - Gilmour (09/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Unconstitutional, communist, expensive proposal is gay.
#272 - killedkenny (09/19/2010) [+] (8 replies)
#65 - thecollegedropout (09/19/2010) [-]
#295 - roflerman (09/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
theres another job opening
theres another job opening
User avatar #72 - LSone (09/19/2010) [+] (41 replies)
When did the america become communist??????
#73 to #72 - ANONpirate ONLINE (09/19/2010) [-]
when you forgot how to the english language.
User avatar #4 - kiruri (09/19/2010) [+] (5 replies)
give 40 million people a million dollars each....what are you retarded??
User avatar #290 - bugkiller (09/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i hope obama uses funnyjunk so he can see this
User avatar #220 - EatBabySouls (09/19/2010) [-]
that might be the dumbest thing i have heard all day . . . . or in this case read
User avatar #188 - etahannogsretaH (09/19/2010) [+] (10 replies)
Yeah only 1 problem... that is 40,000,000,000,000 dollars, which is an amount of money that is incomprehensible.
User avatar #199 - durkadurka ONLINE (09/19/2010) [-]
Oh, well in that case, Ill go to the giant money pit where we keep all the free money.
User avatar #130 - WilliamWolven (09/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Ya know, people are trying to get Obama to sign a contract that will get every thing on the Internet that is older than 24 hours erased... Forever. Look it up. We are all in danger.
User avatar #139 to #130 - Crusader (09/19/2010) [-]
Cant do it, do you know how much essential things would be destroyed, entire sites destroyed, meaning those domains would be up for sale again, even the ones that people had paid for, funnyjunk would be destroyed, so would facebook, myspace, 4chan etc. it would be too costly, he wouldnt have the balls to do it.
#129 - KillerNuma (09/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
This is the stupidest idea I've EVER heard. For one, that would be 40 trillion dollars, which is WAY more than the current stimulus package, and there is no chance we could ever afford it. And second, if that many people have that much money, inflation will take effect and go crazy, 1 of todays dolloars would equal like 100 dollars then if they did that. There are so many problems with this idea its ridiculous. PWNED.
#304 - thepepsican (09/19/2010) [+] (15 replies)
i'm sorry americans.... i can't hear you over the sound of our amazing canadian healthcare system...
#309 to #304 - aboutfuckintime **User deleted account** (09/19/2010) [-]
im sorry Canadian, i couldn't hear you over the sounds of dying Canadians waiting for operations.
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#151 - anonymous (09/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'm afraid America has bigger problems.
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