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Most Awesome Thing Ever
i couldnt believe it, but its true<br />
made by Son of a Glitch
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i know how it survives,
basically it keeps giving brith to itself so it fucks itself and therefore reborn. if you wanna be immortal....you gotta go fuck yourself
basically it keeps giving brith to itself so it fucks itself and therefore reborn. if you wanna be immortal....you gotta go fuck yourself
#83
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N. Korean citizen (09/19/2010) [+]
(1 reply)
So....
What happens if you eat it?
Does it keep regenerating as you digest it?
What happens if you eat it?
Does it keep regenerating as you digest it?
#39
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N. Korean citizen (09/19/2010) [+]
(1 reply)
It is biologically immortal. But if you step on it it will die.
You aren't supposed to be immortal, turritopsis nutricula.
Stop being immortal right now.
This is the silliest thing you've ever done, turritopsis nutricula.
If this turns out bad turritopsis nuticula, I'm not going to help you.
You are just silly.
Stop being immortal right now.
This is the silliest thing you've ever done, turritopsis nutricula.
If this turns out bad turritopsis nuticula, I'm not going to help you.
You are just silly.
Stop reincarnating yourself, jellyfish.
You're a jellyfish, no one really cares about you.
You don't even serve a specific purpose to humans.
Stop it, jellyfish, you're being silly.
You're a jellyfish, no one really cares about you.
You don't even serve a specific purpose to humans.
Stop it, jellyfish, you're being silly.
Well the thing about us humans is that our cells does regenerate. It's just that i belive that the process slows down, so the cells die to fast to the new ones to regenerate
if everybody lived forever there would be like2134311111111187478905743028978935404569875000084370587570837045870587807085 70people just in one town in just 10 years it would be shit
uhhh god?
What?
Yeah i think there's a Glitch with this jellyfish we found...
What?
Yeah i think there's a Glitch with this jellyfish we found...
why dont they just study pheonixes i think it would be alot awsomer to be reborn in a ball of flame
#82
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StrictClubBouncer (09/19/2010) [-]
FUCKING HAX. YOU'RE A JELLY FISH YOU CAN'T HAVE 0 RESPAWN TIME.