I know. It's okay.. I don't care if it's a repost. I don't care if you don't like it, but thumb it anyway.. You will never believe what happened to me this morn
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I know. It's okay.

I don't care if it's a repost. I don't care if you don't like it, but thumb it anyway.

You will never believe what happened to me this morning! J was waking up and doing my morning
routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get
changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a
man was staring through my window on a ladder!
Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On
my way out I grabbed the bat! keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block
and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly " minutes and reached some woods. Then from there
WE ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.
Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to
The search seemed otter when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and
saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer! could SEE he had gotten
his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I' m not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but
you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the
spot.
Game otter ****** " and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding
nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said "what' s funny
faggot!" and he said, "read the first word of all the last paragraphs."
I KNOW IT IS OLD, BUT IT IS STILL FUN TO **** WITH PEOPLE,
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#10 - lavalampxox (09/17/2010) [-]
I won the other game!
User avatar #9 - Bluee (09/16/2010) [-]
bah i dont get it :/
someone care to elaboRate?
User avatar #7 - aztecofthegods (09/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
lol im writing this for my creative writing class
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#3 - PHATTMATT (09/16/2010) [-]
hmmmm touche`
#2 - anonymous (09/16/2010) [-]
hmmm touche!
User avatar #1 - morganme (09/16/2010) [-]
BUGGERY!!
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