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How to get to heaven. My aunt sent me this a while back. If it happens to be a retoast, please let me know. Otherwise, enjoy.
My aunt sent me this a while back. If it happens to be a retoast, please let me know. Otherwise, enjoy.
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#108 - anonymous (12/01/2009) [-]
http://www.
Pretty
Mandy.
com/?id=
848031
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#104 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
Lol when i read that kids response i imagined it in as a scottish accent then i lol'd
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#103 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
redneck standing by
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#102 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
km;
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#96 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
smart kid
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#83 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
this is Red Foreman, standing by
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#77 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
Red Fox standing by
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#100 to #77 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
Blue team wins!
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#109 to #100 - anonymous (12/01/2009) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!
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#94 to #77 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
red robin standing by
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User avatar #95 to #94 - thajoker (11/29/2009) [-]
red water standing by
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#98 to #95 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
red ring of death standing by
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#99 to #98 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
Red Kool-Aid standing by
OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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#97 to #95 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
Red October standing by
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#93 to #77 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
red bull standing by
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User avatar #86 to #77 - ChewableCircle (11/28/2009) [-]
Big Red standing by
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#79 to #77 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
Red Commander, standing by
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#81 to #79 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
robert redford, standing by.
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#82 to #81 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
Eric the Red standing by
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#84 to #82 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
Red Foreman standing by
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#106 to #84 - anonymous (12/01/2009) [-]
ALL YOU DIE IN A HOLW standing by ^w^
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#107 to #106 - anonymous (12/01/2009) [-]
Red Hot Chilli Peppers standing by
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#85 to #84 - Perv (11/28/2009) [-]
red labia standing by
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#87 to #85 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
Simply Red standing by
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#88 to #87 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
red hot standing by
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#89 to #88 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
james redfield standing by
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#91 to #89 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
red rocket standing by
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#92 to #91 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
red lutenit standing by
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#105 to #92 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
Red Five Standing By
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#78 to #77 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
Red Leader, standing by
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#80 to #78 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
red rover, standing by.
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#71 - anonymous (11/26/2009) [-]
thats true
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#101 to #71 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
no it's not. heaven = sky/space.
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User avatar #61 - whyshouldyouknow (11/25/2009) [-]
lol u have to be fuckin dead
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#52 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
*puts on sun glasses* my crotch is on fire!! someon spit in my eye!!!!!
captcha: jesus
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#76 to #52 - anonymous (11/26/2009) [-]
look like
*sunglasss on*
The american literature proved to be inspiring but are you sure you would like to end this soon?
ENJOYMENT!
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#59 to #52 - Mswho (11/25/2009) [-]
i lol'd hard for some reason when i read this...
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#65 to #59 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
no no no, its more like this
*puts on sunglasse's*
FATBEN MADE POO
yesaahahhhhhhhhhh

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cOMBO brker!
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User avatar #67 to #65 - SuperTroopers ONLINE (11/25/2009) [-]
no no no, it's more like..
*puts on sunglasses*
fuck you!
*takes shit on your chest*
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!
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#69 to #67 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
nononon
*puts on sunglasses
"COCK FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
captcha : cock
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#70 to #69 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
COCK FIGHT!


asdfCM, awbjHNKwfhklw
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User avatar #72 to #70 - laspussy (11/26/2009) [-]
looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
team rocket is blasting off again

aaaahhhhhhhhhh

*ping*
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#73 to #72 - anonymous (11/26/2009) [-]
I swear you are all mentally handicapped.
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#74 to #73 - anonymous (11/26/2009) [-]
looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
it just got darker
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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#75 to #74 - anonymous (11/26/2009) [-]
Looks like
*puts in sunglasses*
this thread is epic
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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#90 to #75 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
looks like you're
*puts on sunglasses*
a huge faggot
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#55 to #52 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
it looks like he
*puts on sunglasses*
just got burned

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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User avatar #56 to #55 - TehShocker (11/25/2009) [-]
Looks like this
*puts on sunglasses*
is getting old

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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#57 to #56 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
Looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
You're a cunt...

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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#63 to #57 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
did you call him a vagina?

if that's not what it means,send the answer to my profile
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#60 to #57 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
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#62 to #60 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
no, no, no. its

Looks like this
*puts on sunglasses*
is a C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
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#64 to #62 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
i was talking to number 57 and i thought i was signed in. my username is samtehubnu
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#54 to #52 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
...What the HELL was that.
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User avatar #49 - WolfgirllrigfloW (11/25/2009) [-]
Hahaha I read that in my friends Irish accent. XD
I dont think i've laughed that much!
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#46 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
this is a failed attempt y would the kid cuss if hes at sunday school and you obviously cant spell since you mispelled over half of the words in the childs statement so therefor you failed
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User avatar #68 to #46 - HAwAII (11/25/2009) [-]
Grammar/Spelling Nazi for now.

1. Forgot to capitalize "T" in This. .... 2. Unnecessary shortening of "why". .... 3. Can you put an apostrophe in "he's"? .... 4. Kindly capitalize Sunday because it's a day of the week. .... 5. _ School is needed to be capitalized. .... 6. You need to put an apostrophe in "can't". .... 7. Once more, apostrophe in "child's". .... 8. Uncool to misspell if you say he misspelled. .... 9. !!! Forgot the period (.) !

If all else fails, put the first letter/symbol of each point together.
(Sorry, only 8 line breaks allowed in a comment).
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#50 to #46 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
woo be we tated
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#66 to #50 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
no body has heard of irish accents .-.
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#47 to #46 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
omg... do you not realize he purposfully misspelled those words so if you read them it would seem like he had an accent which the kid does. dublin is in Ireland incase you didnt know. and it is possible to cuss in church. trust me iv done it. you sir have failed.
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#42 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
this has been a
*puts on sunglasses*
heavenly experiance.

YEEEEEAHHHH
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User avatar #45 to #42 - kyoun (11/25/2009) [-]
I guess you could say
*puts on sunglasses*
This has been a stairway to heaven

YEEEAAAAAHH!
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#48 to #45 - Frozen (11/25/2009) [-]
I guess you could say...
*put on sunglasses*
this meme is getting old

YEEEEEEAH!
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#44 to #42 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
i read that in his voice lol
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User avatar #39 - Shiny (11/25/2009) [-]
That is something I'm going to say at church, fo sho
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#43 to #39 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
Complete WIN! LOL
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#36 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
I may not live to be 100, but im going to die trying.
-Dobbie
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#33 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
or get fucked by a catholic priest. WIN

captcha: vomit.... EPIC WIN
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#37 to #33 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
hows that a win?-.- and i dont think your aloud to declare what you say as a win. You broke teh rules of teh interwebz
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#35 to #33 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
Rather, Fail
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User avatar #31 - rawrimmatiger (11/25/2009) [-]
I'd rather die than go to heaven.
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#58 to #31 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
Sweet, one less person to take my spot.
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#53 to #31 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
i guess you would rather go to hell then right?
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#41 to #31 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
What?
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User avatar #32 to #31 - Mrdarkler (11/25/2009) [-]
win
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#51 to #32 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
WTF????
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#25 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
That guy teaching them must have shat himself.

Holy Shit! Captcha: Horny!
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#30 to #25 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
"Well then, If I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, And loved my HUSBAND, would that get me into heaven?"

I think it's a girl.
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#38 to #30 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
Or Edward Cullen.
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User avatar #24 - chuca (11/25/2009) [-]
Six year old=1
Teacher=0
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#22 - xXTheDarkWolfXx (11/25/2009) [-]
Anyone else think the kid sounds Irish?
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#34 to #22 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
read it in an irish accent...
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#27 to #22 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [-]
fucking dublin is IN ireland. <_<

captcha: idiot. (no lie)
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