RANTING DOUCHEFAGS. . YOU WHORE MOUTH YEAH YOU YOU KNOW WHAT ABOUT TO RICK ROLL? MY MOM? YOUR MOM? HIS MOM? ABOUT To my SLAP YOU ( IN THE FACE WITH THE . COCK O twilight justing bieber edward cullen fuuu rage rant dudester is a co dudester

RANTING DOUCHEFAGS

YOU
WHORE MOUTH
YEAH YOU
YOU KNOW
WHAT
ABOUT TO
RICK ROLL?
MY MOM?
YOUR MOM?
HIS MOM?
ABOUT To my
SLAP YOU (
IN THE FACE
WITH THE .
COCK OF REALITY
FEEL THAT STINGING
PAIN ON YOUR FACE?
THATS THE
REDBACK
AMIERICA_ N
fres, Truth, Justice, ankitha American my are shaped like a perils!
THE
IS THAT ALL YOU
OUT THERE
WHO SIT ALONE AT YOURE
COMPUTER
FOR HOURES
BITCHING ABOUT OTHER
PEOPLE
AND WHAT THEY ARE DOING
WRONG
ARE DESTINED
TO BE
RAEPED BY FATE
THE
IS THAT
ONCE PEOPLE CATCH ON
TO THE IDEA
THAT EVERY LAST
GODDAMN
ONE OF YOUR KIND
SHOULD BE HUNTED DOWN
AND
TEABAGED
ROSY O' DONNEL,
THE PUBLIC
WILL BE JOLTED INTO ACTION
AND THE
CRUSADE
WILL BEGIN
AND
IS JUST AN ANAGRAM
FOR
THE MAIN RACEWAY"
MEANING WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS
WATCH NASCAR!
Ill QUE!
ANYWAY
I HAVE COME UP WITH A LIST OF THE
TOP THINGS THAT PEOPLE SEEM TO
BITCH ABOUT. READ THIS, KNOW THAT
ITS OUT THERE, AND GET IT OUT OF
YOUR SYSTEM. ONCE SOMETHING HAS
BEEN TALKED ABOUT
ENOUGH, IT WILL
SIMPLY DISAPPEAR
LIKE )
Similar to Amy whorehouses rockbottom
existance, jokes about the gayness level
fredward Cullen have run their course
and are socially not allowed anywhere
ever at all. Period.
WE ALL KNOW HES A FAG
Let it go.
Wait, before you let it
go, please note that his
hair looks like a helmet.
When the only reason you think you
can sing is becuase your
have Been stretched by numerous
penile insertions to the mouth, its time
to go.
DONT TRY TO DEFEND THEM
If you do, i' ll personally give you a ride
down to the pharmacy so you can pick
up your vagina.
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User avatar #46 - TheDeadPool (11/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Somewhere... A grammar-nazi either creamed his pants, or had a heart-attack
User avatar #51 - Dustinn (11/24/2009) [-]
Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks
#27 - MikeTheJunkSifter (11/24/2009) [-]
Nascar sucks.
#58 - RaSkipper (11/25/2009) [-]
Did anyone else read the entire thing in the voice of Billy Mays?
User avatar #45 - THEVILLE (11/24/2009) [-]
so whats the point to this, yell at the people who do it, which is just going to make them do it more, it will never stop, plus the first half of this made no sense at all
#42 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
it's stupid to yell about how much you hate ranting because you're doing it to
to all the people you said are stupid for ranting, well you're one of them
#43 to #42 - TheDeman (11/24/2009) [-]
wow. Do you really not get it? The hypocrisy is the main source of humor in this post.
User avatar #25 - Stalin (11/24/2009) [-]
So you are ranting about ranters?

This simple logic hurts my head, SO FULL OF **** .
#24 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (11/24/2009) [-]
one of the only funny rants ever on here.
i salute you!
User avatar #60 - SuperTroopers (11/25/2009) [+] (1 reply)
COCK OF REALITY!!!
#37 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [+] (2 replies)
This would have a greater impact on me if simple words like "rape" were spelled correctly. I'm not trying to be a grammar nazi, but if you misspell one syllable words while trying to make a point, you seem less intelligent. Other than that, "A" for effort.
User avatar #44 to #37 - EpicFacePalm (11/24/2009) [-]
Actually, "Rape" is the one mis-spelled word that is SUPPOSED to be mis-spelled. And he *probably* mis-spelled alot because he wanted to attract grammar nazis. Alot of piktures du that.
#59 - anonymous (11/25/2009) [+] (1 reply)
yo i herd u like rants
so we put a rant on a rant
so you can rant while you rant
User avatar #61 to #59 - dudester (11/25/2009) [-]
This guy is jesus
#50 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [+] (2 replies)
about a million grammatical errors on there.
User avatar #53 to #50 - XxanonymousxX (11/25/2009) [-]
you sir are about to be raped by fate
#29 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [+] (3 replies)
looks like this ranter
*puts on shades*
is a ranter.
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
User avatar #54 to #30 - XxanonymousxX (11/25/2009) [-]
i was going to say 20, but ok
#7 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
******* idiot u spelled rape wrong
"raeped"
User avatar #67 to #7 - dudester (11/25/2009) [-]
IF WAS INTENTIONAL *********

JESUS CHRIST
User avatar #6 - thenooguy (11/24/2009) [-]
Okay, I agree mostly, but isn't ranting about people ranting a little hypocritical? "Why ranting is a douchefag thing to do" - your words. Or maybe that's really what makes this funny, is that you ARE ranting about people ranting?
User avatar #3 - luidias (11/24/2009) [-]
I heard this in powerthirst voice. This made me laugh way too much for me to complain about it being another useless post. seriously, you're a genius. favourited.

User avatar #2 - jinglejangles (11/24/2009) [-]
that was quite the rant sir. nicely done.
#70 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [-]
I love you OP
#34 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [-]
what the hell did that thing about ohio mean?lol
#8 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [-]
WTF is all that crap at the begining about?
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