Herb's Infant Sized Private Part. Lol'd? Thought so.. Herb decided to propose to Sandi , but prior to her acceptance Sandi had to confess to her man about her c
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Herb's Infant Sized Private Part

Lol'd? Thought so.

Herb decided to propose to Sandi , but prior to her acceptance Sandi had to confess to her man about her childhood Illness.
She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her moo much.
However, Herb felt this was also the time far him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too. Herb looked Sandi in the eyes and said...
I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an Infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to We with your Infant size penis."
Sandi and Herb got married and they could not wait far the honeymoon.
Herb whisked Sandi off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Sandi put her hands in Herbs pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!
Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an Infant!"
Yes, it Is..." exclaimed Herb, "8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 Inches long."
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Submitted: 11/23/2009
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User avatar #19 - Shiny ONLINE (11/24/2009) [+] (9 replies)
Hmm, I guess she should have....
*puts on sunglasses*
Seen it coming.

YEEAAHHHHHHH!!!!
#8 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [+] (3 replies)
forget a condom, how does he get his effin pants on?
#5 - Larry bear (11/24/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Could you emagine an erection?
all the blood would be in your pee pee and you would pass out from the lack of blood to the brain lol
#9 to #5 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
When you come, you can use it as an anti aircraft gun.
#4 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (11/24/2009) [+] (4 replies)
saw it coming a mile away
#27 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [+] (5 replies)
is this story bout me?////// cuz i dont remember telling any won
#34 to #31 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
no, hes Sandi
#1 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
i lol'd.

User avatar #41 - HAwAII (11/24/2009) [-]
Thank you all for getting this into the top 15!
User avatar #32 - Kittyluver (11/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
if it was that huge, would she have noticed?
#24 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
it must take half the blood in your body just to get limp
User avatar #50 - turlesrfun (11/24/2009) [+] (4 replies)
i guess thats pretty big for a dick but you dont stand a chance to chuck norris's dick ;O
#46 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Now imagine them doing it.... It's gonna be like shes giving birth, and it goes back it, and out, and in, and out, and in, and out.....
User avatar #39 - Manatee Fantasy (11/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
What if they switched that around?

Sandi's boobs would be 8 pounds 7 ounces 19 inches in diameter.

Imagine.
#6 - Roxiekiss (11/24/2009) [+] (2 replies)
HOLY CRAP HOLE THAT IS ONE BIG DICK!!!!
#14 to #6 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
true....I know a man named Richard....he is a large man about 6'5
#2 - girico (11/24/2009) [-]
holy ****
#45 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
that made my day :D
#44 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Funniest cock joke ever!
#52 to #44 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
Cuz you love the cock...
#56 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
EPIC
User avatar #49 - rawrimmatiger (11/24/2009) [-]
mushroom slap!
#18 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
didn't he ever get a erection in front of her she would have seen that big penis
#16 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
herb must be black lmao
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