Why the Zombie Apocalypse D'nt Work.. First full port from a website, I think I'll do more in the future. <br /> Along with my "Derp on Demand&am zombies wont happen because You Lost The Game the other game Myth Busted cracked nigga
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Why the Zombie Apocalypse D'nt Work.

First full port from a website, I think I'll do more in the future. <br />
Along with my &quot;Derp on Demand&quot; series.<br />
(You ask for a celeb to get the living **** photoshopped out of them, I do it.)

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#51 - LoudPipesRinging (09/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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#155 - OmegaZero (09/13/2010) [-]
thanks for ruining my dreams buttwipe
#331 - KAPkiba (09/13/2010) [-]
OBJECTION! for number 7. if animals are eating zombies then the animals will become zombies
#92 - RangerOneEightSix (09/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This movie started right at the outbreak
This movie started right at the outbreak
User avatar #149 - TheBlindman (09/13/2010) [-]
hmmm zombie porn on google
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.....nice
#86 - AnalBuccaneer **User deleted account** (09/13/2010) [-]
All i gotta say, is that they said the telephone would never work
and that the world was flat
#323 - xrangerx (09/13/2010) [+] (7 replies)
OBJECTION! Zombies cannot be eaten! (Crowd gasps in shock) You fail to realize that zombies have flesh toxic to all living beings! The entire concept of animals attacking is invalid! The animals would adapt and learn not to attack the zombies, or face extinction! So reasons seven and six are invalid! (Rebuttal from opposing party) But Bacteria would still eat them! (Me) Dumb ass! Bacteria is alive and adapting to, example penicillin used to kill 75% of bacteria, but now they are down to 25%! Also one two and six are all conditional, people are stupid, it is up to them to utilize these sources and therefore the outcome cannot be certain! Also trusting the organizations of the world to respond, IT TOOK THEM 3 DAYS TO GET FOOD TO NEW ORLEANS!
#172 - moviedude (09/13/2010) [-]
<----- zombiefags reaction
User avatar #535 - boomboomkittyfuck (09/13/2010) [-]
i'm not the least bit ashamed to admit that this article actually makes me feel better.
#24 - minertyler (09/13/2010) [+] (18 replies)
There are multiple problems concerning your article. And I shall lay them all out for you... Starting with Point 7
7. Zombies do not have natural predators, all animals are instinctually aware of the "Solenum" virus. This why in World War Z, they use dogs to rat out humans have been infected and may be lieing about it. Animals instinctually avoid solenum at all costs because the virus kills all other life forms it infects besides humans because of their increased brain capacity... Therefore, no natural predators.
#530 - fuckinganonymous (09/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Yes a zombie apocalypse from dead zombies is impossible, however, there is still the concept of a virus. There could be a certain nuerological virus that disables people to interact with one another properly, failure to speak correctly, maybe turn people paler and being able to see veigns,and turn utterly hostile. So were talking about zombies who can sprint, have immunities to climate changes, can possibley use weapons, and can spread in different varieties. It can be spread by air, sneezing, water, biting, coughing and being around others. So basically we have a zombie virus where zombies can think out strategies, have climate immunities, can spread easily, and can use ************* weapons. (cont)
#526 - samkovacs (09/13/2010) [-]
If there was one thing in life I was looking forward to, it would be the Zombie Apocalypse. The mindless slaying, the true sense of survival, and all the chicks that would be free because there boyfriends are now as smart as a can of spam. That's a lot, I'm going to play Pokemon until I die now. Pic unrelated, so there
#525 - superphyscofreak (09/13/2010) [-]
"It's safe to assume that when the game changes from "three deer" to 'all the rotting dead people are trying to eat us, there will be no shortage of volunteers... no shortage of patriots....

i know you understand..."
#500 - DoYouSmokeWeed (09/13/2010) [-]
you forgot about me
#290 - valchon (09/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#364 - zeplowitz (09/13/2010) [-]
I feel strangely more safe and happy after reading this... yet also slightly disapointed
#360 - tha messenga (09/13/2010) [-]
I am legend apocalypse beats these rules.
User avatar #326 - kiliona (09/13/2010) [-]
This is really good, but all but one, or maybe two of these arguments are countered in 'The zombie survival guide' that insists the dead would not wipe itself out. Now the few things that it doesnt mention, (such as terrain picking off zombies and humans being so damn deadly) would take out the zombies. but still, the have more of a chance then you make them seem. Well as the author of this makes them seem. So although i dont think a zombie invasion would take out the entier human race, i do think that it would atleast spread worldwide terror and a death count in the millions if not billions. Oh, and a damn good time
#298 - Beavernator **User deleted account** (09/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
And let's not forget; Stephen Colbert has lazer beams coming out of his fingers. No zombie would want to walk into that.
And let's not forget; Stephen Colbert has lazer beams coming out of his fingers. No zombie would want to walk into that.
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