Why the Zombie Apocalypse D'nt Work.. First full port from a website, I think I'll do more in the future. <br /> Along with my "Derp on Demand&am zombies wont happen because You Lost The Game the other game Myth Busted cracked nigga
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Why the Zombie Apocalypse D'nt Work.

Why the Zombie Apocalypse D'nt Work.. First full port from a website, I think I'll do more in the future. <br /> Along with my "Derp on Demand&am

First full port from a website, I think I'll do more in the future. <br />
Along with my &quot;Derp on Demand&quot; series.<br />
(You ask for a celeb to get the living **** photoshopped out of them, I do it.)

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Submitted: 09/13/2010
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#51 - LoudPipesRinging (09/13/2010) [-]
Copy directly from Cracked.

Acquire Thumbs.

User avatar #551 to #51 - marfarbar (09/14/2010) [-]
????

Profit!
#155 - OmegaZero ONLINE (09/13/2010) [-]
thanks for ruining my dreams buttwipe
#331 - KAPkiba (09/13/2010) [-]
OBJECTION! for number 7. if animals are eating zombies then the animals will become zombies
#92 - RangerOneEightSix (09/13/2010) [-]
This movie started right at the outbreak
This movie started right at the outbreak
User avatar #138 to #92 - big tater (09/13/2010) [-]
Wat.
No it didn't.
Wat.
User avatar #149 - TheBlindman (09/13/2010) [-]
hmmm zombie porn on google
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.....nice
#86 - AnalBuccaneer **User deleted account** (09/13/2010) [-]
All i gotta say, is that they said the telephone would never work
and that the world was flat
#323 - xrangerx (09/13/2010) [-]
OBJECTION! Zombies cannot be eaten! (Crowd gasps in shock) You fail to realize that zombies have flesh toxic to all living beings! The entire concept of animals attacking is invalid! The animals would adapt and learn not to attack the zombies, or face extinction! So reasons seven and six are invalid! (Rebuttal from opposing party) But Bacteria would still eat them! (Me) Dumb ass! Bacteria is alive and adapting to, example penicillin used to kill 75% of bacteria, but now they are down to 25%! Also one two and six are all conditional, people are stupid, it is up to them to utilize these sources and therefore the outcome cannot be certain! Also trusting the organizations of the world to respond, IT TOOK THEM 3 DAYS TO GET FOOD TO NEW ORLEANS!
#381 to #323 - mastervito (09/13/2010) [-]
flesh toxic would have no effect what so ever to kill bacteria...25% of the bacteria in the world is more than the number have people in the world now,or the number of people that have ever lived.nor would the toxic have any effect on maggots,maggots/roaches can live threw nuclear war [url deleted] took them so long to get supplies to new orleans because people could give 2 ***** or a **** about a few thousand ******* .


sincerely,your hopes and dreams.
#421 to #381 - xrangerx (09/13/2010) [-]
You fail to realize my point... You proven me right about the people because people are stupid, a few thousand 			******		 zombies is big 			*******		 trouble for us. Secondly, WE USE TOXIC MATERIAL TO KILL ROACHES IN TRAPS! The reason roaches live through nukes is because they are immune from radiation, not from poisonous, or toxic material. Everything has something they cannot eat. Also, there have been cases where bodies decompose not as quickly because the flesh is diseased, and normal decomposition bacteria, is eaten by the bacteria already present in a symbiotic relationship between the flesh and the disease! Lastly, go 			****		 yourself, you completely missed the point of my argument... nice pic though
You fail to realize my point... You proven me right about the people because people are stupid, a few thousand ****** zombies is big ******* trouble for us. Secondly, WE USE TOXIC MATERIAL TO KILL ROACHES IN TRAPS! The reason roaches live through nukes is because they are immune from radiation, not from poisonous, or toxic material. Everything has something they cannot eat. Also, there have been cases where bodies decompose not as quickly because the flesh is diseased, and normal decomposition bacteria, is eaten by the bacteria already present in a symbiotic relationship between the flesh and the disease! Lastly, go **** yourself, you completely missed the point of my argument... nice pic though
User avatar #508 to #421 - ddogx (09/13/2010) [-]
Mythbusters disagrees... Roaches are toast at 40k radons.
#456 to #421 - mastervito (09/13/2010) [-]
as I was reading what I had typed I relized it was fail troll...I was just pulling arguments out of my ass...but you said I miss the point,no I understood what you ment kind sir,I just wanted to argue something =).
as I was reading what I had typed I relized it was fail troll...I was just pulling arguments out of my ass...but you said I miss the point,no I understood what you ment kind sir,I just wanted to argue something =).
#461 to #456 - xrangerx (09/13/2010) [-]
Its cool, I ain't even mad, can you tell my Grandfather owns a law firm and my step mom is a virologist?
#470 to #461 - mastervito (09/13/2010) [-]
you know your 			****		,most people would have let me use my senseless arguments and some would have believed what I said.But your a man of your word,and I like that.
you know your **** ,most people would have let me use my senseless arguments and some would have believed what I said.But your a man of your word,and I like that.
#577 to #470 - xrangerx (09/14/2010) [-]
Aw shucks
#172 - moviedude (09/13/2010) [-]
<----- zombiefags reaction
User avatar #535 - boomboomkittyfuck (09/13/2010) [-]
i'm not the least bit ashamed to admit that this article actually makes me feel better.
#530 - fuckinganonymous (09/13/2010) [-]
Yes a zombie apocalypse from dead zombies is impossible, however, there is still the concept of a virus. There could be a certain nuerological virus that disables people to interact with one another properly, failure to speak correctly, maybe turn people paler and being able to see veigns,and turn utterly hostile. So were talking about zombies who can sprint, have immunities to climate changes, can possibley use weapons, and can spread in different varieties. It can be spread by air, sneezing, water, biting, coughing and being around others. So basically we have a zombie virus where zombies can think out strategies, have climate immunities, can spread easily, and can use ************* weapons. (cont)
#533 to #530 - fuckinganonymous (09/13/2010) [-]
Perhaps these zombies can be even a state in human evolution where they can even have more powerful body. Enhance muscle strenght and satmina. Basically zombies on steroids. Now there could be some people immune to the nuerological disease and can band together and use more complex weapons such as rifles and machineguns to fight for there piece of salvation. This probably wont happen but it is a lot more logical than the living dead, but possibley the same appearance. The only thing i didn't really cover is the badass CDC which can ruin it all........ **** just got real
#526 - samkovacs (09/13/2010) [-]
If there was one thing in life I was looking forward to, it would be the Zombie Apocalypse. The mindless slaying, the true sense of survival, and all the chicks that would be free because there boyfriends are now as smart as a can of spam. That's a lot, I'm going to play Pokemon until I die now. Pic unrelated, so there
#525 - superphyscofreak (09/13/2010) [-]
"It's safe to assume that when the game changes from "three deer" to 'all the rotting dead people are trying to eat us, there will be no shortage of volunteers... no shortage of patriots....

i know you understand..."
#500 - DoYouSmokeWeed (09/13/2010) [-]
you forgot about me
#34 - John Cena (09/13/2010) [-]
u sir........have crushed my hopes and dreams :*( may u burn in hell :[
User avatar #511 - mtflyer (09/13/2010) [-]
What Happened to #4?
#507 - uhohboom (09/13/2010) [-]
Made by Cracked, Should stay on Cracked. Not FunnyJunk.

Sorry.
#364 - zeplowitz (09/13/2010) [-]
I feel strangely more safe and happy after reading this... yet also slightly disapointed
#360 - tha messenga (09/13/2010) [-]
I am legend apocalypse beats these rules.
User avatar #326 - kiliona (09/13/2010) [-]
This is really good, but all but one, or maybe two of these arguments are countered in 'The zombie survival guide' that insists the dead would not wipe itself out. Now the few things that it doesnt mention, (such as terrain picking off zombies and humans being so damn deadly) would take out the zombies. but still, the have more of a chance then you make them seem. Well as the author of this makes them seem. So although i dont think a zombie invasion would take out the entier human race, i do think that it would atleast spread worldwide terror and a death count in the millions if not billions. Oh, and a damn good time
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