Why the Zombie Apocalypse D'nt Work.. First full port from a website, I think I'll do more in the future. <br /> Along with my "Derp on Demand&am zombies wont happen because You Lost The Game the other game Myth Busted cracked nigga
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Why the Zombie Apocalypse D'nt Work.

Why the Zombie Apocalypse D'nt Work.. First full port from a website, I think I'll do more in the future. <br /> Along with my "Derp on Demand&am

First full port from a website, I think I'll do more in the future. <br />
Along with my &quot;Derp on Demand&quot; series.<br />
(You ask for a celeb to get the living **** photoshopped out of them, I do it.)

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#51 - LoudPipesRinging (09/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Copy directly from Cracked.

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#155 - OmegaZero (09/13/2010) [-]
thanks for ruining my dreams buttwipe
#331 - KAPkiba (09/13/2010) [-]
OBJECTION! for number 7. if animals are eating zombies then the animals will become zombies
#92 - RangerOneEightSix (09/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This movie started right at the outbreak
This movie started right at the outbreak
User avatar #149 - TheBlindman (09/13/2010) [-]
hmmm zombie porn on google
#86 - AnalBuccaneer **User deleted account** (09/13/2010) [-]
All i gotta say, is that they said the telephone would never work
and that the world was flat
#323 - xrangerx (09/13/2010) [+] (7 replies)
OBJECTION! Zombies cannot be eaten! (Crowd gasps in shock) You fail to realize that zombies have flesh toxic to all living beings! The entire concept of animals attacking is invalid! The animals would adapt and learn not to attack the zombies, or face extinction! So reasons seven and six are invalid! (Rebuttal from opposing party) But Bacteria would still eat them! (Me) Dumb ass! Bacteria is alive and adapting to, example penicillin used to kill 75% of bacteria, but now they are down to 25%! Also one two and six are all conditional, people are stupid, it is up to them to utilize these sources and therefore the outcome cannot be certain! Also trusting the organizations of the world to respond, IT TOOK THEM 3 DAYS TO GET FOOD TO NEW ORLEANS!
#172 - moviedude (09/13/2010) [-]
<----- zombiefags reaction
User avatar #535 - boomboomkittyfuck (09/13/2010) [-]
i'm not the least bit ashamed to admit that this article actually makes me feel better.
#24 - minertyler (09/13/2010) [+] (18 replies)
There are multiple problems concerning your article. And I shall lay them all out for you... Starting with Point 7
7. Zombies do not have natural predators, all animals are instinctually aware of the "Solenum" virus. This why in World War Z, they use dogs to rat out humans have been infected and may be lieing about it. Animals instinctually avoid solenum at all costs because the virus kills all other life forms it infects besides humans because of their increased brain capacity... Therefore, no natural predators.
#530 - fuckinganonymous (09/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Yes a zombie apocalypse from dead zombies is impossible, however, there is still the concept of a virus. There could be a certain nuerological virus that disables people to interact with one another properly, failure to speak correctly, maybe turn people paler and being able to see veigns,and turn utterly hostile. So were talking about zombies who can sprint, have immunities to climate changes, can possibley use weapons, and can spread in different varieties. It can be spread by air, sneezing, water, biting, coughing and being around others. So basically we have a zombie virus where zombies can think out strategies, have climate immunities, can spread easily, and can use ************* weapons. (cont)
#526 - samkovacs (09/13/2010) [-]
If there was one thing in life I was looking forward to, it would be the Zombie Apocalypse. The mindless slaying, the true sense of survival, and all the chicks that would be free because there boyfriends are now as smart as a can of spam. That's a lot, I'm going to play Pokemon until I die now. Pic unrelated, so there
#525 - superphyscofreak (09/13/2010) [-]
"It's safe to assume that when the game changes from "three deer" to 'all the rotting dead people are trying to eat us, there will be no shortage of volunteers... no shortage of patriots....

i know you understand..."
#500 - DoYouSmokeWeed (09/13/2010) [-]
you forgot about me
#290 - valchon (09/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #511 - mtflyer (09/13/2010) [-]
What Happened to #4?
#507 - uhohboom (09/13/2010) [-]
Made by Cracked, Should stay on Cracked. Not FunnyJunk.

User avatar #207 - theguythatdie (09/13/2010) [+] (3 replies)
read the zombie survival guide and learn alot of ****
User avatar #186 - KINGOFTHESTARS (09/13/2010) [+] (18 replies)
not true. they are zombies. the living undead. possesed by a spirit with no rest.
you cant stop a sould from moving
also a zombie could also be a person with and infection like i am ledgend.
and the disease usually attacks the heart. like on i am ledgend the cure for cancer was used on important people first like the heads of state. so they would spread the airborne virus. and they would get on planes alot.
so the virus spreads fast. and those were classified as zombies because they were human monsters with no mind but ironically intellegent.
thankyou for your time
User avatar #166 - MrFish (09/13/2010) [-]
Damn it there goes my future
I guess I'm going to have to get that degree after all
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