Reasons I love being a chick. in response to "it sucks"<br /> edit- top page, thanks fj . also, i'm not saying being a chick is better o
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Reasons I love being a chick

in response to &quot;it sucks&quot;<br />
*edit- top page, thanks fj . also, i'm not saying being a chick is better or worse then being male, i'm just showing some points on why being a girl is actually pretty awesome.

I Love Being ,'
I. Superior reaking skills * (if used , this will guarentee yen getting laid. trust me on this)
2. makeup- used to cover up any imperfections you may have.
4. his balls to be kicked in
5. Getting out of tickets is easy
6. Have you ever' used a vibrator?
7. Clevage will get you anything.
l with ll girl and it gill he the lad wrung we you make.
9. wear boy clot s- nob y gives a ****
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#14 - 4chan refugee (09/12/2010) [+] (7 replies)
reasons i love being a dude :1.my epic shlong
2.dont beed out of my shlong ever month
3.dont have to push out a football sized kid out of my shlong
4.free samiches
5.its a mans world after all, glad i have my shlong
6.have u ever used a fleshlight?
7. **** with a guy? opps looks like u walked into another door.
8.not being the same gender as a girl who has trouble picking between a gay vampire, and a some what less gay wear wolf.
9.got a penis? got a job :D
10.balls to be licked.
User avatar #330 - kungfap (09/13/2010) [+] (5 replies)
One word.......Pregnancy
User avatar #298 - potatopotato (09/13/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Reasons I love being a guy

1. Superior sammich eating skills. (with BJ afterwards) 2. Not spending money on makeup. I mean, were men, who the hell cares what we look like? 3. We may not have "multiple orgasms", but at least we don't fake ours.. When we have one, your mouth will know. 4. We have balls. I would rather be kicked in the balls than have to experience squeezing something the size of a watermelon through my vajayjay. 5. We don't need to worry about tickets in general because we are better drivers. 6. What do you think hands are for? 7. A back hand will get you anything. 8. **** with a guy and you'll be receiving a round house kick to the twat.
User avatar #211 - MetaGunna (09/13/2010) [-]
5 Things i noticed looking at this
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5) Woman have boobs.....
User avatar #116 - WimblesSaid (09/13/2010) [+] (29 replies)
1. Let the man judge your skills
2. Lying physically through the power of cosmetics.
3. Three words-guys can to.
4. Sooner have balls than periods.
5. You can whore yourself to straight cops, bravo. *slow clap*
6. Yes.
7. Except the ability to spell cleavage.
8. **** with a guy, see what happens.
9. Well, the guy who owns them might.
10. Not getting hit on by sparkling vampire guys, always a plus.
#371 - Antonkr (09/13/2010) [-]
You don't have to be a girl to use a vibrator.
#343 - Gaarasgirl (09/13/2010) [+] (12 replies)
I like being a girl too. I can play musical instruments in my second pair of lips.
User avatar #253 - ryanlarnefc (09/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Downside: Same gender as Justin Bieber
#209 - AlpharathT (09/13/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Reason I love being a Guy
1. Girls make me sammiches
2.I'm not self conscious
3. Two words, No Menopause
4. No periods to have
User avatar #32 - Vibrator (09/13/2010) [-]
someone called?
User avatar #326 - AlfredNeuman (09/13/2010) [-]
1. guys get to eat the sandwich.
2. men have natural beauty. no make-up needed.
3. ok you got me there
4. you can get kicked in the vag... and from what ive seen it hurts.
5. if your asian you can just pretend "no english!"
6. i have a vibrate option on my phone
7. a gun will get you anything
8. id rather **** with a girl than **** with a guy...
and i got nothing or the last two
#172 - buff gotten buffer (09/13/2010) [-]
bu-but you are the same gender as edward
User avatar #10 - shadowofnight (09/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
pff some girls try to compare getting punched in the boob as the same as getting kicked in the nads, i say BULL ****
#340 - pushlaybutton (09/13/2010) [-]
dont forget
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#272 - snapper (09/13/2010) [-]
Period, Rape, Pregnant, Single Mom, PMS, Bitch, so go on.
User avatar #267 - Dudewheresmyjew (09/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
One word: childbirth

#275 to #267 - 4chan refugee (09/13/2010) [-]
Coathanger in the closet
#202 - mahooma (09/13/2010) [+] (3 replies)
lol thinking edwards mail
User avatar #203 to #202 - mahooma (09/13/2010) [-]
male, look whos got fail
User avatar #137 - PrinnyOverlord (09/13/2010) [-]
Down Side To Being A Girl

1. Sharing a gender with Justin Beiber
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