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Today I was carrying heme fram schewl an the subway when a huge group allittle girls got
an. They were all wearing pink backpacks with barbie, er brat; er the disney princesses.
One the girls was wearing a batman backpack. She leaked at my batman toshiro, threw
up the horns, and teld me ta "rack an". She must have been about it I have faith in aur
future females. HAIA.
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Today, far my grandpa' s birthday, he legally changed his name ta Gandalf. Our last name is
Grey. HAIA
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Taday, my schewl had a fire drill while I was in science. As we all got up ta leave the
building, my teacher turned affter lights. In the dark, the flashing an the fire alarms
leaked Just like strobe lights. We had a dance party Instead dyf gaing outside takein the
other classes. I' m Just glad we' get aur priorities straight. HAIA.
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Taday I read a story an HAIA abaut sameone standing next ta an empty cop car and halting
up a ta see if cars sleeved down. I tried this taday. After In minutes of people
slewing down because my , I heard a knack fram behind be and realised there
was a cop In the car wha had been watching me the whale time. He gave me a free donut.
MLIA
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Taday, my Father finally Installed aur can crusher that we got in last week. I' spent the
last In minutes drawing faces an cans, crushing them and making screaming effects. I' m
IE. MLIA
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Today I was alene in an elevater and as I reached my ‘Hear I pretended ta use my awn brute
Farce to make the doors epin, complete with hulk sound effects and facials. Much ta my
embarrassment there was a guy standing right outside waiting fer the elevater but he Just
smiled knowingly and preceeded ta pretend ta close the deers with "the farce" hand actions
and an Intense expression Included. MLIA
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Taday my brather came inta my room and threw a rubber ball at me thinking I was asleep,
but my eyes were only half closed, so I was able to see the ball and caught it. He freaked
em and "wake" me up. I felt like a ninja. HAIA
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Today my grandfather came ever fer a visit. He gave me a hug and shaak my hand. Hid
hug, he said "you didn' t get it fram me" and shaved a sugar packet inta my hand. When I
leaked at the packet, he had scratched am the word "sugar" an the front and replaced it
with "crack" I lave my family.
Today, I get my math homewerk back fram my teacher, I realized that I had accidently
written my homewerk an a piece paper that I had also dawdled math sucks,
math sucks, math sucks an the back . My teacher write I know, I know, I knew right next
it. MLIA
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Today, I came heme and faund a box an my front steps. Inside was and a
nate that said "Ready fer your mission agent ". I responded an the . It was
my boyfriend an the ether end. I spent the next 30 minutes searching my neighberhood fer
him like a secret agent. When I finally faund him, he was in my backyard behind afree
waiting fer me with a giant bag ? twizzlers. Afternnon well spent. HAIA.
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Today my keyboarding teacher gave us a stern lecture an making mistakes and types and
haw we need ta slow dawn. After school, I went inline ta check my grades and faund am
that I have 149% in her class. Because . HAIA
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User avatar #1 - SgtTonnerre (11/23/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I am soo going to use the force now to open and close an elevator's door!
#2 - mr skeltal (11/23/2009) [+] (2 replies)
My husband's uses the force to open automatic doors.. >.>
#9 - good and fruty (11/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I do not fell like reding this
User avatar #11 to #9 - DaRkStAr (11/24/2009) [-]
So don't post a comment about how lazy you are and gtfo
#10 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
Hmm... for the last one... Did he have a 49%? 19% 14% Heheh sounds like he sucks at that class
#4 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
this just made my day i wish i had a grandpa that gave me crack
User avatar #13 - MrSuper (11/24/2009) [-]
I love how you just screencapped this, right from the home page. Nice effort.
#15 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [+] (3 replies)
This is from mylifeisaverage, in case you were wondering. it's probably the most awesome thing ever.
#17 to #16 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
Nope, it's my life is average numbnuts.
#8 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
i like the sleeping ninja 1!!!!!!! soooo epic!!! x
User avatar #6 - vanessadances (11/24/2009) [-]
thanks for making me smile :). definitely just made my day.
#19 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
MLIA was funnier in the beginning when the stories were funny and average, not once a year
User avatar #14 - harokitta (11/24/2009) [-]
aww that had me in stiches especially the boy with the can crusher!agh wat is this site plz sum1 who knows tell me on my profile!thanx!.;D.xx
#20 - mr skeltal (11/24/2009) [-]
it is average STUPIDS F U!!!!!!!!!!!!
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