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Jehovah's witness

Hi, I am Jehovah witness, are
you interested in.....
Oh uh
okay
Thankyou
fill:)
better come in
So, what tin you want to
talk about?
What do yen think of my
Western Digital Caviar Black
Hard drive?
Wiuld yen like a cup ofter
Uhm, yes, yes that' ll
be nice, thankyou
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User avatar #13 - IamEllis (09/12/2010) [+] (7 replies)
1.grow long hair and a long beard
2. get a white bath robe and sandals
3.when a jehova witness comes open the door and ask" What is it my child?"
4.You are now Jesus. Have fun.
#1 - Masonics **User deleted account** (09/12/2010) [+] (10 replies)
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#5 - jjholt (09/12/2010) [-]
I actually tried that once.

That bitch talked for an hour and a half and gave me 3 pamphlets .

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#34 - Gizhoe (09/12/2010) [-]
The worst we have in our neighborhood is Jemimah's Witnesses.
#40 - Fiction (09/12/2010) [+] (21 replies)
I'm a Jenova Witness.
#55 to #53 - Michaelbl (09/12/2010) [-]
molotov?
#24 - afleetalex (09/12/2010) [-]
my teacher told us that if they knock on your door tell the your in the Jehova witness protection program
#99 - Remember (09/13/2010) [+] (3 replies)
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#102 to #99 - icanhazBLOOD (09/13/2010) [-]
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User avatar #30 - AccountwasWiped (09/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
*knock knock* "Hello im a jehovah witness have you found god?"


"yes i have, he was delicious."
User avatar #10 - Crusader (09/12/2010) [-]
it takes dedication to be a jehovah's witness in louisianna, as people can shoot you for standing on their porch
User avatar #8 - biggGames (09/12/2010) [-]
*knock knock* *look thru peephole, sees a jehovah's witness*
*unlock door, strip down to your underwear, read porno to get boner, grab a chair, sit in it in the spreadeagle position*
"Yes? Come in!"
"good day sir i would - UUUHHH, excuse me... wha-"
"-come in, come in, you're just in time."
User avatar #52 - IcanhazPrOnZ (09/12/2010) [-]
Im so doing this
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User avatar #56 - sircool (09/12/2010) [-]
in case of them actually knowing what to do, put secret poison packets around the cup
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User avatar #39 - sgtpaint (09/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
if i see the coming i put a chalk outline of a body on my doorstep and i leave a
watchtower magazine next to it
User avatar #35 - malacyman (09/12/2010) [+] (7 replies)
i open it with my hitler mask or an orthodox jew outfit
User avatar #29 - shadowofnight (09/12/2010) [-]
whenever someone like that asks me "have you heard the word of god today?: i just say "no, but have you heard the word of satan today?" then pretend to be possessed, its great xD
#84 - anonymous (09/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
JEHOVAH WITNESSES DON'T DRINK CAFFEINE
User avatar #100 to #84 - CrazyTracy (09/13/2010) [-]
that's mormons. you nub.
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